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cLyOnS_45
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I think its freakin badass how this guy is startin to blow up,,, hes easily the funniest comedian around. Ive been listening to his shows for hella long and lately he has been in magazines and on tv shows and its good to see him showcase his skills for sure.
Oct 10 2005 12:04AM
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sherpasrock
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definitly...i wanna do that thing on his first DVD (i think it was his first) where you go to a fast food place, and order something not on the menu.
Oct 10 2005 12:05AM
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Shadows
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my friends went to BK and ordered a "cheese chicken chuloopa"
Oct 10 2005 12:09AM
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PJ
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Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh! No, oh no you giant jug of juice, you put that wall back before my dad get's home, he's not going to believe a giant jug of fruit punch came through the wall, he's gunna beat me with his belt!
Oct 10 2005 12:13AM
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Vicious
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I saw him here in Denver the other night.

It's even better in person!
Oct 10 2005 12:15AM
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Big-Punisher
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this guy is fucking brilliant...
the tire killed mary,
it hunted her down

what was she doing with her face so close to a tire?
Oct 10 2005 1:00AM
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bob_dole
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...oh no, oh no....you are very top heavy !!
Oct 10 2005 3:29AM
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acc
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all i can say is on my godddddddddddd.

my favorite skit has to be the monkey...and after that comes the kool aid guy.

like the guy above said...BRILLIANT!!

we drove from reno to northstar & back listening to solely dane cook. actually i think thats all we listened to in northstar. great stuff.
Oct 10 2005 4:51AM
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*Fujative*
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i love him
Oct 10 2005 6:47AM
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1080ski
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he's so funny. i like on the retaliation cd when hes like

im the yellow tooth that looks like corn! dont brush me, dont brush me! he says it in the best voice, its halarious.
Oct 10 2005 9:15AM
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crooks
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the bk lounge, monopoly and kool aide man r the best
Oct 10 2005 10:13AM
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dawilltoski
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sick style and super funny, but not funniest. on the insomniac tour show i though everybody was super biased towards him. double g was a lot funnier in my opinion.
Oct 10 2005 10:15AM
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crooks
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"fuck this game, its 4 in the morning grandma, you win . im sitting on baltic with crack... im paying luxury tax out the ass. and i hate when ur the banker, where did u get the pink 50s u cheating whore. dont fucking tuch me grampa, nana is a cheatign whore."
Oct 10 2005 10:28AM
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klimp
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hes pretty funny, but i think lewis black is funnier
Oct 10 2005 10:41AM
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ARski28
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the best is when he refers back to his old stuff or stuff he did before, like on his new standup, "fuck shoes, we all know what my stand on shoes are, i say fuck shoes."
Oct 10 2005 10:43AM
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cork5_thovex
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lewis black is good, mainly political stuff though. dane cook is just all out funny.
Oct 10 2005 10:45AM
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ryan.c
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not only is he funny, his voice just makes me laugh, same with chris rock
Oct 10 2005 10:45AM
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C.R.420
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hey guess what? i already made this thread. Thanks though..
Oct 10 2005 11:09AM
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sniper_6
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someone shit on the coats
Oct 10 2005 1:35PM
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hartig
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hes wicked funny
Oct 10 2005 2:24PM
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hartig
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SUCK MY BACK
Oct 10 2005 2:25PM
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Dan-Man
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right on
Oct 10 2005 2:26PM
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hartig
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seriously, do it
Oct 10 2005 2:26PM
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timoski
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mitch was better
Oct 10 2005 3:06PM
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mmkay577
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hes halarious
Oct 10 2005 3:07PM
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Adamskinick
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"tell that twat to go get some jelly!"
Oct 10 2005 3:28PM
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bermbuster49
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yeah deff., i kinda like chris rock better tho
Oct 10 2005 3:29PM
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japanada
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he funny as hell, he may be comming to my school to have a show.
Oct 10 2005 4:00PM
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asac
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i've been a fan of dane cook for years.
Oct 10 2005 4:05PM
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bob_dole
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yea id rate me top 4 as
1. bill hicks
2. mitch hedberg
3. dane cook
4. george carlin...hes been around for fucking ever man
Oct 10 2005 4:57PM
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Adamskinick
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Top 4
Chris Rock
Dave Chappelle
Dane Cook
George Carlin just because his standup about state prison farms is amazing
Oct 10 2005 6:08PM
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.John.
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Dane Cook > GOD
Oct 10 2005 6:13PM
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Soups
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Dane cook is the man. his new cd set and dvd own. get it now. its hillarious


"SOME ONE SHIT ON THE COATS!!!
Oct 10 2005 6:19PM
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montageskier
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No whammys Big bux.
Oct 10 2005 6:28PM
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yellav
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my top three are hedberg chapelle and cook
Oct 10 2005 7:17PM
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KillerMonkey
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on dave attels insomniac tour when he talks about wheel of fortune i though that was hilarious
Oct 10 2005 7:38PM
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cLyOnS_45
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hey guess what? your a faggot. I dont give a fuck if you made it already because the search was down when i made this so fuck off.
Oct 10 2005 7:43PM
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Forum*
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I thought this thread was about Daneil Cook, that handicap kid off of treehouse.
Oct 10 2005 8:26PM
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