Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post.
Register to become a member today!
Yet another reason....(its funny)
Posts: 2382
-
Karma: 10
why football players aren't paid for their brains:
morning headlines - Vikings/anthrax scare
Minnesota Vikings football practice was delayed nearly two hours this
morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance
on the practice field. Head coach, Mike Tice, immediately suspended
practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After
a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was
unlikely to encounter the substance again.
im so glad i live in the state where the vikings play...(sarcasm)
Posts: 8198
-
Karma: 258
Posts: 10166
-
Karma: 55
hahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA omg how could a professional football player possibly be that dumb. he must have never scored a touchdown in his life!
Posts: 2382
-
Karma: 10
next time im at some school thing ill be like "OMG WHATS THAT WHITE STUFF and scream anthrax or something...then be like "oh its just the goal line"
Posts: 1170
-
Karma: 24
Posts: 2594
-
Karma: 20
Posts: 3455
-
Karma: 10
Posts: 1162
-
Karma: 12
haha oh man that sucks i wish it would've said the guys name...just for the sake of public humiliation
Posts: 13785
-
Karma: 1,956
what a bunch of morons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posts: 7479
-
Karma: 15
morons making 50 times what you will make in a life time
Posts: 1805
-
Karma: 8
^ that doesnt justify them being fucking idiots though.
Posts: 7479
-
Karma: 15
well it just shows education doesnt always matter.
and secondly, most NFL player will have more knowledge that you ever will. most have gone to college for degrees that are so complicated you wouldnt understand if you had a genious's brain.
very few players have no college expierence, and most are smart
Posts: 11295
-
Karma: 502
huh?? most have tutors in school and take classes that are very elementary
not all, but most are meatheads
Posts: 630
-
Karma: 10
that is true but the average score on the SAT for a NCAA athlete is about an 800 so im not sure on that one tho
Posts: 7479
-
Karma: 15
no size dont mean shit man...
Randy Moss entered the NFL weighing 125lb's benching 115 lbs... and he was one of the most explosive people to enter the NFL and have a huge impact.
Posts: 8125
-
Karma: 65
priceless article nontheless, hahahhaa
Posts: 3545
-
Karma: 1,222
Posts: 587
-
Karma: 10
Posts: 601
-
Karma: 184
i like football, i play, but that is just really dumb
Posts: 4698
-
Karma: 53
hahahaahaha fucking idiots
Posts: 1489
-
Karma: 10
must have been a really messed up goal line i guess?
Posts: 1228
-
Karma: 332
ahhaha i read an article too that the vikings had a party on a yacht and apparently it was a huge sexy party
Posts: 7445
-
Karma: 90
Posts: 0
-
Karma: 13
hahahhahahaha that was great
Posts: 940
-
Karma: 10
the goal line on a football field is usually painted. paint is not a powder. stupid article
Posts: 6753
-
Karma: 68
^(and it's generally made of the same substance as the ten yard lines on the rest of the field)
All times are Eastern (-5)
