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I'm sick....any advice?

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Does anybody have any ideas to make my tummy feel better? I think Im gonna barf.
Oct 7 2005 12:48PM
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sugarloaf
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candy corn and pizza
Oct 7 2005 12:50PM
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candy corn eeh? I was thinking of eating bread so it will expand in my stomach and absorb all the germs and acid and shit then I will barf it out all at once, but I don't know if it will work. anyone ever try this?
Oct 7 2005 12:51PM
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hucker22
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your to smart for me
Oct 7 2005 12:53PM
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uh saltines..? we get free saltines at our school from the nurse if we say we're hungy
Oct 7 2005 1:03PM
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freestyler540
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Fuck medicine, it never works. you have to not eat anything for 4 to 5 hours, then sleep.
Tum tum tum tum rectum
Oct 7 2005 1:06PM
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french_fry
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eat your fingers, or try to, when they get low enough they'll make you puke
Oct 7 2005 1:06PM
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or I was thinking of eating diary products to make me poopoo and get it out of my system that way.
Oct 7 2005 1:19PM
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*rkp*
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if you wanna shit eat a ton of vegetables
Oct 7 2005 1:30PM
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doesn't that just give you ruffage?
Oct 7 2005 1:36PM
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Lateralis
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i think i just made tanakas day........or life hahahha
Oct 7 2005 1:36PM
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haha at made my stomach cringe but the laugher made me ferget about itt.
Oct 7 2005 1:54PM
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d-loc
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smoke a bowl... it cure's any pain. dont see why its illegal
Oct 7 2005 2:16PM
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Ruski
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drink some water...?
Oct 7 2005 2:55PM
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cmo
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yup i was also going to say this
Oct 7 2005 2:57PM
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sKILOve07
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pepto bismol, crackers or toast
Oct 7 2005 3:23PM
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bermbuster49
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go to sleep, i found that if i sleep it goes away, but if you think your gonna barf before you go to sleep, swallow air, like just take gulps of it, it pushes down whatever, just make sure you go to sleep soon, cas if you dont the air does something and that puke comes out like a fuckin bandit.
Oct 7 2005 3:26PM
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SchweitzerSki
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make sur eyour parents don't cancel your health insurance on you when you are out of town.
Oct 7 2005 3:26PM
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Leckett
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i think you should just throw up cas then there will be nothing more to hurl up and youll feel better. i promise
Oct 7 2005 3:55PM
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^thats not tru. when theres no more food in the stomach and the sickness is still in there your stomach still gives contractions also called dy heaves.

and I am not the type to smoke a joint when I am sick. haha thats your guy's advice for everything.
Oct 7 2005 8:13PM
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mattster
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if you feel like you have diareah (spelling) take immodium.. best stuff ever, pop 2 of those and all the poopyness goes away...
Oct 7 2005 9:25PM
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skichica128
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drink soda, like pepsi... the bubbles make ur stomach feel better.
Oct 7 2005 11:00PM
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KeegLove
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just drink some grease that always makes you feel sooo much better
Oct 7 2005 11:01PM
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k_Boss957
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candy canes do the trick
Oct 8 2005 12:15AM
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Bangor
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I honest to god read that and thought it said "candy porn and pizza" the first time.

Can you imagine candy porn? Would that be sweet, or just weird?
Oct 8 2005 12:16AM
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cjgncjgn
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"here is what you do. it works EVERY time.

listening...?

listen real good!

you kill yourself"-George Carlin
Oct 8 2005 12:21AM
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Arabian.
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also try sucking your own dick. always calms me down. I haven't been sick in 3 years
Oct 8 2005 12:22AM
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J.D.
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Hmm... well, this is actually a cure for the common cold, but it occurs to me that it'll work on anything.

Get some Sudafed, the original extra strength DROWSY variety. Then, get some Nyquil, green flavour. Then get a 1oz shot glass and fill it with vodka. Take the pills, do the shot, drink a dose of nyquil, one after the other. Enjoy your coma, see you next week.
Oct 8 2005 12:28AM
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cork5_thovex
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this is true i was real fuckin sic the other day and i just took some tylnol and went to sleep. I did wake up a puke five time but sleep did the trick. the next morning to afternoon you will still feel a little sick but that is due to the massive amount of sleep you got. It sucked I puked twice during a class and then after that I went to my room and took some tylnol and went to bed. woke up three time to puke and then went back to bed. next morning good as a whistle.
Oct 8 2005 1:50AM
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DrX
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Tequila, with limes
Oct 9 2005 5:45PM
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