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fool proof way to make it snow
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i live in calgary and it was 13 degrees today which is bullshit. the mountains have no snow so i have an idea to make it snow in the mountains. at 5:00 on december 5th i want everyone to jump up and down 10 times. it will cause enough vibrations to shake the clouds and make snow fall. i appreciate everyone's help. thanx a lot guys.
ps. i will see you on the slopes december 6th, it will be an awesome powder day.
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shit, ferget calagary, everyone in north america do it
eat at least 4 bannanas a day to help with your gorrila steeze
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Ya everyone needs to do it....im going to if i remember...
--mesa like butter--
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it can't snow if it's 13C... so you gotta invent a lazer that changes the atmosphere or something... can't be too hard.
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no seriously I read this article about massive vibrations changing weather. If everyone jumps at 5 on december fifth then bam we'll create an earthquake in china killing several million people, but thats beside the point. who cares anyways. muw hahahaha. these vibrations cause friction which cause heat which causes evaporation of water an bam we got giant clouds no all you gotta do is tie a string to one and pull it over your home mountain, its that simple.
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Iam down, I and my posse will be jumping on December 5th
SUMMER SUCKS!!!
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u guys better not wake me up while i'm sleeping..........seriously
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5pm mountian time? What's that in Eastern? I'll get all my heavy set babes to hop around or better yet I'll just f....
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
'my head has been battered with a concrete beer mit'- no other than the infamous Bawb
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maybe he meant 13 Farenheit. It can defenitely snow then.
'Give us Canada pronto or we will level Toronto.'-Canadian Bacon
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ya are we jumpin a 5 estern or mountain cause we need to get the time thing straight
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moutain time. but we better jump 12 times instead of ten.
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tahts 7 est...now u mean in the afternoon i am assuming..or is this a drunken stumble and jump?
we got some biggos i can round up for the jump
and yeah we need to change the molecular properties of water so it freezes at a much higher temperature
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i will
go small it does not hurt as much
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the snow is on the deprived coast this year
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but i will jump just to help the cause, you can never have enuf snow
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Harvey, I think you should air this on ns
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if u want a fool proof way just create a massive weater machine which CREATES snow....then u can have as much snow as u want MUHAHAHAHAHAHa
TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS, KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
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yes, put it on the radio, this is crazy
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im not gunna cuz we just got 2 feet of the fluffy.....haha!!!!!
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I'm down with some jumping around
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What ya doin?
diggen.
Why?
make a hole.
What for?
more diggen.
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Shit dude, he meant celcius and it sucks.
But this morning it started to snow... hooray!
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JUMP UP,JUMP DOWN, JUMP UP, AND JUMP AROUND!!!!!
i predict in year 2010 there will be no snowboarders and all freeskiers , why because skiing kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hey do all calgary folk get friday off, cause after the big dump we should get a big group up, but if not enough people jump i dont know what i'll do, but the cool weatrher has moved in
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