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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
tell me a story, make it funny. i want to laugh. i have sand in my vagina. the crabs left it there.
Oct 3 2005 12:08AM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
um. I liek this girl a lot. We make out and hook up and do shit together and she gets drunk at the bar one night and makes out with my roomate. Two days later I fucked her. The end
Oct 3 2005 1:00PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
there was this really hot chick from my high school that was super drunk at a party. so this girl was god damn sloppy and needed to shit super bad. she looked all around for the bathroom and but it was nowhere to be found. well finally she finally found it but... uh... didn't quite make it. she was found the next morning passed out on the floor with shit all over the walls.
Oct 3 2005 1:10PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
thats fucken wicked hahahah
Oct 3 2005 1:18PM
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ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
hahahahahahahahahahaha classic

so im at this party totaly smashed and i start talking to this chick about films and music. she was mad chill and some how we ended up outside on this trampoline and i begin to think "hey this could go some where" so i pull the old look at the stars and talk about the size of the universe untill she is just greatful not to be alone. after 15 mins she tells me her name and sticks her tounge down my throught so quickly that i forgot it imeadiately. i felt like a total asshole and spent the next 5 minutes trying despratly to remember her name... then i realised she wasn't wearing a bra and put my mind to more important matters. the next day i left the country
Oct 3 2005 2:12PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Bahahahha... Amazing.

Ok this just happened but there's this French girl in two of my classes and she's a total bitch to everyone and wicked skinny as all Hell. But she is nice to me so I brought her home one time and she invited me in for some coffee. I didn't want any so she showed me this bed that swings which is really cool but hurt my back so she demonstrated some yoga in front of me. Never have I been soo confused in my life.
Oct 3 2005 2:14PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
hooked up with a random chick without saying a word. she would say somthing and i would shake my head...next morning i left the state!
Oct 3 2005 8:10PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
one day i wore track pants to school,
i saw a hot girl
thank god i had a textbook in my hand...
Oct 3 2005 8:20PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha fucking great sig man ^
Oct 3 2005 8:39PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
fell for it didnt ya...

oh tim you sly fox...
Oct 3 2005 8:45PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I fell for it 6 times already in the past 30 minutes... Including just now.
Oct 3 2005 8:52PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
i have to shit
Oct 3 2005 8:53PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
AHAHAHH yessss
Oct 3 2005 8:54PM
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