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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
Fuck going to classes. How can i get rich quick.

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Sep 28 2005 12:11PM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
become a con artist

"I got this sick sticker from K2 for $300 came with free skis" ~t-man152
"Ninjas fly out of your butt. We're not kidding."~some article on amped3
Sep 28 2005 12:11PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
and dont say sell crack or pimp ho's..quality ideas

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Sep 28 2005 12:12PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
well the con artist is a given..but what scam should we do

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Sep 28 2005 12:13PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
thanks for the input
you spelled no wrong in your sig



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Sep 28 2005 12:45PM
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japanada
Posts: 13785 - Karma: 1,956
get a fucking job you lazy ass mother fucker. Get a job at a ski hill, free pass plus you get paied.


if you download(ski movies) them your computer gets aids and buttfucks you
-lax-

Sep 28 2005 12:46PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
hah good call yoo





what it is yo

LINE CULT ya whaddup
Sep 28 2005 12:47PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
everytime i put a hilarious (in my opinion) post on here, its getting deleted as fast as you can say "no you mod, you arent daring anyways"

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"for reals is everyone in here kidding?? OK first of all if you dont know what chads gap is thats kinda lame. Secondly They have been hitting chads gap for some time now. Im surprised now one has seen the cllip of candide thovex sticking a D spin over chads gap. Its kinda been around alot and been in a few articles." - TravisMC in a thread where everyone made fun of the creator who asked if chads had been hit with skis. thx alot

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Sep 28 2005 12:48PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
yahh..it was pretty funny. what the fuck is this job talk. what are you like 50 years old and a mom. jesus

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Sep 28 2005 12:53PM
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skierchild
Posts: 1743 - Karma: 35
yeah getting a job at a ski resort is like the sickest thingy like 50% off food free pass...plus you get paid


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Sep 28 2005 1:02PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
but you also have to work all day


If it ain't below your kneez it ain't steeze.



Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.



Sep 28 2005 1:11PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
play poker, sneak aroudn with your video camera and start fimling shit to bribe people with

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Sep 28 2005 1:21PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
best two ideas so far. good job tyler

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Sep 28 2005 1:28PM
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dtn13
Posts: 1543 - Karma: 143
poker

Sep 28 2005 1:34PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
you need money to win money at poker and he probably isn't very good

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist
Sep 28 2005 1:51PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
you could also buy books online for real cheap then sell them for more but under bookstore prices to other students

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Sep 28 2005 1:58PM
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dman1260
Posts: 899 - Karma: 13
invent something that everyone needs. That may be kind of hard for you though, considering you have to come on newschoolers.com, a website full of 13 year old stoners, to figure out how to make some money.

Sep 28 2005 2:02PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
yeah man, hang on while we all tell you instant ways to get lots of cash that we know, and just arent doing at the moment. theres so many of them.

It Aint Me Babe
Sep 28 2005 2:04PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
Sell Drugs, Pimp Bitches, you know the drill.




To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
Sep 28 2005 2:11PM
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Hctiws_iks
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 25
there is lots of ways to make money quickly but they all invole one of three things,
a) time
b) capital
c) breaking the law

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Sep 28 2005 2:28PM
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skier27
Posts: 7238 - Karma: 32
credit fraud.. take people wallets and shit, (easy to do at parties) right down the info on the credit cards, **then put them back**, then on the first day of the month go to a public library order as much shit as you want, get next day delivery with UPS (does not require a signature) ship it to a vacant lot, or a house that is up for sale (take out the foresale sign the night before), pick up the shit and sell it to whoever... the person wont find out he was stolen from until a month later and when he tells the credit card company what happened he wont have to pay for shit... and you will be long gone by then anyways, so no reason to feel bad... the only problem is some companies require the address of the credit card to be given, in which case your best bet would be entering unlocked garages and cars and looking for wallets (you may be surprised by how many people leave wallets in their cars). then repeat the steps listed above and youll be making several thousand dollars a week.

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller
Sep 28 2005 2:32PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
i was thinking about this same dilemma last night in bed
then i started thinking about a hot chick and fell asleep



Sep 28 2005 2:35PM
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assassin167
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search bar bitch

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.
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Sep 28 2005 4:11PM
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skierchild
Posts: 1743 - Karma: 35
happens to everyone

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Sep 28 2005 4:13PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
I don't like you

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Sep 28 2005 4:15PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
nice sceme.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed -hoodratz47
Sep 28 2005 6:27PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
ellerman u fool, go door to door for "unicef" and if that doesnt work, become a mailman for the rest of ur life, great benefits, decent hours, u dont need education...

hate it or love... little John's on top...I AM THE BEST SKIER IN THE WORLD
B CREW FAM - rep, it rep it real good
Sep 28 2005 6:34PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
just remember tha

They want to Rape White People and imprison resisters in Africa using Porch Monkeys.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Rape. Since the media is controlled by Steven Harper we should get our information from George Dubya.


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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

. I pulled down my pant and there was poop all over my underpants. I cried and cried and cried because my dad said i was "a god damn failure" - scientist
Sep 28 2005 6:54PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
I'd share my buddy and my idea with you... but then I'd have to kill you.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me) "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
Sep 28 2005 6:58PM
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MdanteL
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 16
start playing poker online alot and just learn odds and what comes out.. once u get it down ur good its not hard case every1 u play with will b a noob aswell

East Coast = Right Coast. Ski Jersey. Mt.Snow-VT-USA :::: NS-who have you hated on today?
Sep 28 2005 7:11PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
the military. fuck man, they pay for your schooling, they pay for you're training in the summer, you have a solid job when you're out, mad benefits, and you can retire at age 55 or whatever with a full pension plan.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-J. Harvie
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Capital City Rider, DFP


don't be a bucket head...
Sep 28 2005 7:19PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
or you could just die and get no money.

actually drug dealing is the way to go



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Sep 28 2005 7:25PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i was thinking of joining the army



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Sep 28 2005 7:27PM
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skierchild
Posts: 1743 - Karma: 35
true ture...but the money goes towards your family..or what ever..or you could just go in the military that you won't die..like the cook or something

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Sep 28 2005 7:33PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
only poker is truly a great way to make money. There are far more "newbie" players than experts, so the odds are good.


- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."
Ben Harper
Sep 28 2005 7:39PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
or, begin brewing beer and selling it. my uncle did it and made a shitload, its a hard process but once you learn adn get a decent recipe you are golden.


- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."
Ben Harper
Sep 28 2005 7:40PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
i want/need money now
thats my problem

Sep 28 2005 8:35PM
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djikstra
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 6,014
^hey I'll sell ya my xbox?!!

hate it or love... little John's on top...I AM THE BEST SKIER IN THE WORLD
B CREW FAM - rep, it rep it real good
Sep 28 2005 8:45PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
ill trade you a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich for it

Sep 28 2005 8:50PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
its so good i swear

Sep 28 2005 8:50PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
when we brainstormed this morning..the brewing our own beer and selling shit on ebay were our top two.

Sep 28 2005 8:57PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
who did he sell it to?

Sep 28 2005 8:58PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
be like the dude from aspen exteremes and do it with a rich broad

Sep 28 2005 9:22PM
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skifree919
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okay here is a good way to make hundreds of dollars very quickly. Go to NYC, specifically Canal Street (where all the knock off shit is), or really any city with a street market, and buy a knock off prada or coach bag or whatever rip off bag is there at the moment. After you get the bag, go on ebay and market it as "prada bag, never used... etc." But, the catch is you HAVE TO SAY that you received it as a gift and can't verify its originis. The bidding will probalby get pretty high, and wham, you have a good amount of money. I've personally never done this, but I've heard it works. When teh person bitches at you for a fake product, show them the auction where it says you received as a gift and couldn't verify origins.

jibba jabba
Sep 28 2005 9:30PM
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saucerboy84
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 10
if i knew how to get rich quick i wouldnt tell you.

Sep 28 2005 11:45PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
Message EVERY kid on NS. psssshh, "Hey kid. It's me, Tanner Hall. Listen, I'll tell you all the secrets to get SPAWNCERD if you put only $2 in my paypal account right now" (insert e-mail) Don't hesitate kid, I only do this once every 3 months. -Tanner

come on, you should make atleast a few bucks

Sep 29 2005 1:49AM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
at first he let friends, coworkers, etc. sample a bottle or two, then word spread and he sold it out of his basement.


- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."
Ben Harper
Sep 29 2005 4:53AM
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