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Head69
Posts: 700 - Karma: 1
is that a keg in your back pocket, cause i want to tap that

the word of the day is legs, now lets go back to my place and spread the word



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Sep 27 2005 3:31PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
do you wear shoes or sandals






















cuz i really wanna no

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.
-Lat
Sep 27 2005 3:36PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
I lost my teddy bear ... will you sleep with me

L I N E

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Sep 27 2005 3:39PM
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DaveHumphrey
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 82
holy shit that alot.




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the invaders are the oppisite of my penis. the invaders are realy soft and cant be larger than 178 cm.
Sep 27 2005 3:43PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
do u work for u.p.s.??

cuz i saw u checking out my package

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Sean

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
Sep 27 2005 3:45PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
^lol wtf

n yeha that was a really long list

there has been a ton of threads on this topic tho so try search bar if there are any caleb didnt say

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what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.
-tweaks_rock_me
Sep 27 2005 3:48PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
you with the boobs, got two nipples for a dime?

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
Sep 27 2005 3:50PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
this one works if your going camping and want to hook up with a chick

i can see your good at puttin up tents. can you help me pitch mine?






S-Status, mon.
Sep 27 2005 8:03PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
s s s s s s search b b b b b bar

Peace Love Ski

My pokemon cards bring all the geeks to the yard, an they're like, wanna trade cards?, damn right lets trade cards, i'll trade you but not
charizard!
Sep 27 2005 8:05PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
hey do you have any italian in you??

do you want some...?



allllrrriiigggghhhhtttt

https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Members/Membe rMediaLit.php?profile_id=65066
Sep 27 2005 8:08PM
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agree.this
Posts: 794 - Karma: 9
This is BY FAR the best one
Hello, does this rag smell like cloroform to you?

Vote Mike! Hey, he'd vote for you!
Sep 27 2005 8:08PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
no

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Sean

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Sep 27 2005 8:10PM
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agree.this
Posts: 794 - Karma: 9
lets see you come up with a better one

Vote Mike! Hey, he'd vote for you!
Sep 27 2005 8:11PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
in the words of leon phelps.

Hey baby, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

It looks like somebody took two fine hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress.

Sep 27 2005 8:17PM
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l337
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 14
You hold a button from a machine to your crouch and say... ''You turn me on''

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Learn the truth.

watch FREEDOM SPEECH TV
or fdtv.com
Sep 27 2005 8:32PM
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Alpine3
Posts: 1811 - Karma: 24
-how much does a polar bear weigh?
"idk"
-enough to make a crack in the ice
-hi i'm jim

Sep 27 2005 8:34PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
buahahaah



Sep 27 2005 8:35PM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
if you worked at subway youd turn my 6 inch into a foot long

i just realized this...pussyfooter has 2 names, one with 5 thousand posts and one with 2 thousand. that's a fucking ton.

-ElGato
Sep 27 2005 8:39PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
nooo you ruined...hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist
Sep 27 2005 8:42PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
meh i remember fish sandwich so just googled it and found that quote, didn't even notice if it said sweet thang. all i cared about was fish sandwich

Sep 27 2005 8:44PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
doesnt matter man anyone who puts a leon phelps quote in is cool in my book

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist
Sep 27 2005 8:46PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
Click for larger image

Sep 27 2005 8:51PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
that was the most random funny thing i've read

leave us alone crow

Sep 27 2005 8:57PM
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agree.this
Posts: 794 - Karma: 9
Now that is funny

Vote Mike! Hey, he'd vote for you!
Sep 27 2005 9:00PM
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table_top08
Posts: 863 - Karma: 10
is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them

Sep 27 2005 10:49PM
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Head69
Posts: 700 - Karma: 1
bringin it back from the dead
Mar 14 2006 8:37PM
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public_enemy720
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
.......
Mar 14 2006 8:43PM
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linechronicskier
Posts: 170 - Karma: 10
do you like sleeping?
(yes)
hmm, me too...we should do it together some time.


do you have a boyfriend? (yes) want another one? (no) want one?
Mar 14 2006 8:48PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
can i borrow a tit?
what?!?
thanks ill grab it myself.
Mar 14 2006 8:54PM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
ba bump
Mar 28 2006 12:27AM
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