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BizNach
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
can u realy do a cork 5

Sep 26 2005 12:32PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
yes u can.(end of thread)

------Julian
M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
Sep 26 2005 12:34PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,622
I can 2 this is a stupid thread.

go ski
Sep 26 2005 12:40PM
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skibum311
Posts: 277 - Karma: 10
uh....duh

I'll nosepress your funbox if you lipslide my handrail
Sep 26 2005 12:45PM
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cork5
Posts: 455 - Karma: 10
yes, indeed i can...or at least i used to be able to before i blew out my knee. anymore stupid questions?

skiing is for little fat kids
Sep 26 2005 9:35PM
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BCREWwhat
Posts: 252 - Karma: 10
can you cork 5 and grab?

Sep 26 2005 10:16PM
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Riley.
Posts: 2214 - Karma: 259
OUI

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"Overtime most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new. For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everday I'm out there."
-Pep Fujas
Sep 26 2005 10:57PM
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cab_D
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 51
what's this clown taling about??

Sep 26 2005 10:59PM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
what the fuck...its possible

i just realized this...pussyfooter has 2 names, one with 5 thousand posts and one with 2 thousand. that's a fucking ton.

-ElGato
Sep 26 2005 11:01PM
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eheath
Posts: 61671 - Karma: 123,725
dude its impossible, its all mirrors

what's up now bitch



"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
Sep 26 2005 11:29PM
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alpineplease
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In order to understand corkin cab 5s you need to realize that everything is controlled by a lift operators made up of french mono-skiers with help from fruitbooters on cocaine.
The conspiracy first started during The Mad Niggerish Winter in Alpine Meadows. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the snow falling!.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by sleeping in the Diesease Den.

They want to massacre the money booters and imprison resisters in Hot Wheels Gully using snow blowers.

In order to prepare for this, we all must trick our shit mad corked. Since the media is controlled by motha fuckin gapers we should get our information from crack slangers.


"somebody stab this nigga."
-Mommy

"The groom is pretty hot, I say we fuck her, and then send the video to the husband."
-Bermbuster49

I gaurantee CalskierX and his crew will have you skiing Hot Wheels with your poles out your ass faggot. -NosNjection



Sep 26 2005 11:35PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,622
wow buddy keep it simple for us rednecks

go ski
Sep 27 2005 9:08AM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
no one said cab cork 5. apparently any excuse for you to brag about your trick repertoire is fair game for you. keep your tutorials for people who asked for them.

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confusion.
Sep 27 2005 9:17AM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
^ looks like i didnt read. my apologies mates.

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confusion.
Sep 27 2005 9:19AM
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d-loc
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cork 1's are awesome



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Sep 27 2005 9:19AM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
never seen a cork 1
but it would be pretty sweet over a huge game

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Sep 27 2005 10:44PM
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EC_Chronic
Posts: 180 - Karma: 11
stupidest thread ever. this in my opinion has reached a new low. You see cork 5's all the time. now go put some botox on your scrotum so it is nice and smooth

Sep 27 2005 10:54PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
cork 5s thrown so much they might as well be called dork 5s cause dorks get thrown in trash cans!








I Smoke And Tweak Blunts

I ski mostly park and mostly BC and mostly groomers so 50 % park 50% groomers and 50 % pow. what shoudl i do . I hear that the chronic minis kill it in pow,,,, what should i get ?- calskierx
Sep 27 2005 11:00PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
cause dorks are thrwn into trash cans all the time , get it? hahahahah fdjhsjkldfhlish jahsdjf a








I Smoke And Tweak Blunts

I ski mostly park and mostly BC and mostly groomers so 50 % park 50% groomers and 50 % pow. what shoudl i do . I hear that the chronic minis kill it in pow,,,, what should i get ?- calskierx
Sep 27 2005 11:01PM
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