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rebel
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Who makes you laugh? I constantly find myself laughing at Robin Williams, Rowin Atkinson (Mr. Bean), and John Clease.
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Nov 25 2002 1:39AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
chris rock!
Nov 25 2002 1:43AM
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wannabegangster
Posts: 897 - Karma: 12
Robin Williams is hilarious, i havent really seen anything new with him though. So id have to say Adam Sandler, he is too funny.
Nov 25 2002 2:23PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
Robin Williams definantly
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Sure, the good guys always win....but the bad guys have more fun...
Nov 25 2002 3:31PM
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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
any pro skiiers known to be jokers? watching Happy Dayz seems like Pep and Easley are. McConkey wrote some nice stuff for Freeze
Nov 25 2002 4:57PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
Dana Carvey, Pablo Fansico.
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Nov 25 2002 6:26PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
Jeff Foxworthy is pretty funny guy.
Nov 25 2002 7:49PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
I love Jerry Seinfeld, and Orny Adams.
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Nov 25 2002 7:54PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
robin williams, the broadway thing was fuckin hilariass, and pablo fransissco, he does so damn funny impressions
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Nov 25 2002 8:18PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
Jerry Seinfeld is the funniest ever. one time he came to syracuse and i saw one of his acts, it rocked. Seinfeld is the best show ever.

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'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
Nov 26 2002 10:50AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
chris rock, chris tucker, tom arnold, adam carolla, some others but i forget who they are now
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Nov 26 2002 11:32AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
JOHN CANDY!
If your a pro, IM A HOE!
Nov 26 2002 11:50AM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
McConkey...he funny.


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'So you don't wanna fish sandwich?'
-Leon Phelps
Nov 26 2002 11:51AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
i also really like adam sandler
Nov 26 2002 10:42PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
adam sandler and red skeleton..if you watch his old movies..most of his skits are pretty funny
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

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Nov 26 2002 10:55PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
oh yeah adam sandler is hillarious and so is mconckey his replies to letters in freeze were hillarious and i wish he still did the junk mail section, not jp who can barely even talk english
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Nov 26 2002 10:57PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
george bush, and seinfeld- his book is pretty funny, kinda pointless though

Moe.
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Pimps don't pay taxes.
Nov 26 2002 10:57PM
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joshbryant
Posts: 2133 - Karma: 228
Stephen Lynch.

They call 'em fingers, but I've never seen 'em fing.
Nov 26 2002 11:16PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Tracy Morgan, his SNL skits when he is that docter make me lagh so hard i shit my pants


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Nov 26 2002 11:22PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
bernie mac is awesome, watch him in kings of comedy, ridiculous


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Nov 27 2002 5:38PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
I can't believe no one has said George Carlin yet!? He is the fucking man. Chris Rock is a close second.
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Nov 27 2002 5:42PM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
dave chapelle - killing them softly, is funny
'Well... You.. Look pretty easy and you might put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese!'
Nov 27 2002 7:21PM
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punkskiboarder
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
For comedians, id' hafta to say Robin WIlliams...His broadway is the funniest thing i've listened to in forever!!!

For actors, I'd say Adam Sandler

But all around perverts, that make jokes that are just plain stupid, yet so fucking hilarious it makes you piss you pants....Tom DeLonge, and Mark Hoppus!!!
Don't be gay.

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Dec 6 2002 2:35AM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
tracy morgan is good


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Dec 6 2002 2:44AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
Jimeoin is my favourite non-movie comedian, he is a fucking champ, he has a show, dont know if u get it outside australia though, but if you do, you should definately watch it

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Dec 6 2002 3:19AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
homer simpson - although he doesn't mean to be funny all the time
Dec 6 2002 3:35AM
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off-axis
Posts: 307 - Karma: 12
Pablo Francisco, and Jim Carrey

Western Militia for sure
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Dec 6 2002 3:48AM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
CHRIS FARLEY
Dec 6 2002 11:58AM
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
Jim Breuer and Dane Cook
'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
Dec 6 2002 11:59AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Seinfeld and Sandler

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Dec 6 2002 5:14PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
jackie the jokeman, jim carey
Dec 6 2002 7:30PM
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Purf
Posts: 79 - Karma: 10
Robij Williams is thye best on talk shows, he is always so entertaining
I think that Jerry Seinfeild sarcasim is still the funniest though.
I mean seriously whats the deal with ovaltine?
Dec 6 2002 9:23PM
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Schwags
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Conan O fuckin brien
Dec 7 2002 12:55AM
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missy
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SEINFELD COMING TO OTTAWA!!!!!!



Word to your mother Harvey.
Dec 7 2002 1:00AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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jon stewart on the daily show is getting better and better, last night was hilarious. His facial expressions and well timed straight faces are great, the other unknown guys on that show and lewis black dont hurt either.
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Dec 7 2002 3:42PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
dave chapelle's killing them softly, and eddie murphy's delirious


I'm comin straight outta Orleans, represent (thug life what!)
Dec 7 2002 4:18PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
yeah dave chapell is pretty funny...he was here at the college a couple weeks ago. it was pretty baked when he was up on stage...it was great.
Dec 7 2002 4:49PM
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caylorswift
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waht aboot the man show? adam corrala and that fat guy. they are funny. but i would have to say pablo fransico
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Dec 7 2002 4:56PM
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Rapt0r
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10
pablo is fuckin funny. His imitations of the movie preview voices are so awesome.

'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
Dec 7 2002 5:28PM
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nealdawgdiamond
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bernie mac, adam sandler, conan o brien, there are alot more but i cant think of them right now, some of the black guys on the BET comedy show are pretty damn funny to


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Dec 7 2002 7:08PM
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therealjerk
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ahem, Dave Attell??? Shit, anybody who can make a show about getting shitfaced in random cities good is great, right?

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Dec 7 2002 8:49PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
definately conan..hes funny as hell....jackie martling does prety good stand up..(the guy from howerd stern)
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

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Dec 7 2002 10:23PM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
the guy on the late late show, he is funny as hell. shit, whats his name, uhhhhhh, i forget.
Dec 7 2002 11:36PM
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Rapt0r
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thatd be conan, wouldnt it?

'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
Dec 8 2002 2:59PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
late late show = craig kilborne?


I'm comin straight outta Orleans, represent (thug life what!)
Dec 8 2002 3:09PM
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godsDun
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 29
George Carlin is so fucking funny.
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Dec 8 2002 4:22PM
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jarossamdb7
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ya gorge carlin is asome and his politics are fucking right. pablo fransico is cool too. also Steve Right is the shit



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Dec 8 2002 4:25PM
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MSPbum
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Id have to say Dave Chapelle, Jeff Foxworthy and Shane are may favorites
Dec 8 2002 9:34PM
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jholer2
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robin williams on hbo was hilarious
Dec 8 2002 9:43PM
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