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fujativeAD
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OK, last night me and some friends are really bored, so we find a huge box of really hard grapes in my frig, so we go down to the entrance of my neighborhood in the median and start hitting cars with huge hand fulls. It is great fun until all of my five friends each throw like six grapes at this one car. This guy comes to a hault and backs up, so we hide in this pinetree. My dumb brother doesnt hide well enough and the guy seems him. He starts demanding that we come out and is real pissed. The next second we all take off from the median which is in the middle of the road. The guy burns out and starts flying down the road torward us. We see his light behind us and jump a fence, so then he gets out of his car, but is to lazy to chase anymore, then we went and chilled for a while before sneaking into my house.

Sep 25 2005 7:40PM
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freeskisquaw
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Who cares?


NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.

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Sep 25 2005 7:41PM
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Head69
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grapes? thats pussy. we use oranges around here



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Sep 25 2005 7:42PM
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STAUSS
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hahahah this is way better than the politico arguments going on right now for sure

i thru a rock into the road one time but like wasnt even payin attention and hit it and for some reason they didnt trun around








I Smoke And Tweak Blunts

I ski mostly park and mostly BC and mostly groomers so 50 % park 50% groomers and 50 % pow. what shoudl i do . I hear that the chronic minis kill it in pow,,,, what should i get ?- calskierx
Sep 25 2005 7:44PM
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Ptrckroe
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OH SHIT!

Sep 25 2005 7:44PM
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Ptrckroe
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OH SHIT! You guys are hardcore.

Sep 25 2005 7:44PM
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*Fujative*
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hah afunny, i laughed

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Sep 25 2005 7:46PM
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sacchettiadam
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haha when we hit some guys car with snowballs the next thing i see is my freind getting laid out by a pissed off 30 year old.


If it ain't below your kneez it ain't steeze.



Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.



Sep 25 2005 7:46PM
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eheath
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DAMN REBELS!!!! i wish i was cool and threw shit at ppls cars

what's up now bitch



"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
Sep 25 2005 7:47PM
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Head69
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my friend threw a burrito in some dudes car and the guy chased him down an punched him in the face



**BCA**
Sep 25 2005 7:48PM
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fujativeAD
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we wernt trying to be badass we were just fucking around

Sep 25 2005 7:51PM
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jib-unit00
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hahah me too

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Sep 25 2005 7:52PM
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scientist
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oranges, that hardcore, i tied to take it to the limit by throwing a watermelon one time, but it was just o lubed up from its own juices to get a firm grip

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Sep 25 2005 7:54PM
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eheath
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you sound like fuckin faggots

what's up now bitch



"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
Sep 25 2005 8:00PM
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EC-Tom
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it's all fun and games till someone loses an eye....then it's just a game, find the eye.


- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."
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Sep 25 2005 8:02PM
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sacchettiadam
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the way we do it up here is fucking sit up on this hill near my freinds house and roll huge ass bolders down and crush cars but one time we killed a guy. so we stopped but it was fun and shit.


If it ain't below your kneez it ain't steeze.



Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.



Sep 25 2005 8:09PM
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DYFI
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hahah was that dom!??!



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Sep 25 2005 8:43PM
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p-lin101
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thats so hx



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Sep 25 2005 8:44PM
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STAUSS
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i didnt even think there was a car comin and it hit them anyways... just flicked a rock into the road








I Smoke And Tweak Blunts

I ski mostly park and mostly BC and mostly groomers so 50 % park 50% groomers and 50 % pow. what shoudl i do . I hear that the chronic minis kill it in pow,,,, what should i get ?- calskierx
Sep 25 2005 8:52PM
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.John.
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one time, in 6th grade, we were egging passing cars on the interstate, and we egged an ambulance, thinking it was a semi.

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Sep 25 2005 8:54PM
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anothermammothpunk
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Thats bitch man, its so lame to fuck with someones car. If some EVER throws some thing at my car there going to the hopital period that shit is Less than gay

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Sep 25 2005 8:55PM
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STAUSS
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i dont know why, but i laughed wheni read that


and yeah if anyone throws any shit at my car i would kick the shit out of them.








I Smoke And Tweak Blunts

I ski mostly park and mostly BC and mostly groomers so 50 % park 50% groomers and 50 % pow. what shoudl i do . I hear that the chronic minis kill it in pow,,,, what should i get ?- calskierx
Sep 25 2005 8:56PM
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hendrik.
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that was actually funny

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Sep 25 2005 9:12PM
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Jaskittin
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If your gunna throw shit at random cars, don't be a pussy, throw your shit and stand up to whoever gets out of the car like a man. If your hardcore enough to throw shit at cars, you better be able to handle your shit.





They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks

And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks

Sep 25 2005 9:23PM
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VKarma185
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basically, i hate when people do shit to my car, but it's always people i know otherwise i'd rough em up

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Sep 25 2005 9:26PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Ohhh man that brings me back. Ninth grade, we were throwing shit off the cliff from the high part of the city to the lower one.

Like jelly filled donuts on cars' windshields, it makes such a fucking mess. I'd be so PISSED if some kid threw shit at my car now...

Like one day during winter we chucked this huge ice block and while it was in the air this dude came out of his house and got it right in the ribs. He collapsed and wasn't moving... it really wasn't cool. I feel like a disphit now.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Erm... yeah.
Sep 25 2005 9:35PM
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k2yeags
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oh shit

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Sep 25 2005 10:22PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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ive been known to throw a watermelon or two

Peace Love Ski
Sep 25 2005 10:39PM
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j.bird
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One time when i was about 15, i had a lot to drink and this party was right next to this big parking lot that was like completley dark, with one old honda in it. For some reson i thought it was a good idea to start kicking the sides in, like i caved all 4 doors, and the quarter panels, then i decided to get on the roof and start jumping, and I'm like 6' 2" 185, and the roof literally starting falling in then i kicked in the windshield and stuff and my buddies finally grabbed me, and we got in a car and started driving away and someone goes "oh shit there is a guy coming" and he was like screaming and yelling and he was running at our car from the direction of the honda his face was LIVID. Thats one of the only things i vividly remember, just a lot of anger and we took off and never saw/heard of it again. We lucked out hardcore, now that i look back i feel sooooooooooooooooo stupid

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Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny
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Sep 25 2005 11:01PM
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agree.this
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Dude the story up there ^^ just fuckin owned the first story

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Sep 25 2005 11:10PM
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eheath
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bahahah thats funny shit, you sound like a dumbas drunk, or atleast at that time u were.

what's up now bitch



"i see you have gotten the most recent pic of atlantaski and i must say he is looking pretty dark for a wigger"- Lats reply to a picture of a piece of shit in a toilet

ACLs suck
Sep 25 2005 11:23PM
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j.bird
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and being 15, why yes i was a dumbass. Looking back I feel like an idiot, but it was funny one the less

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Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny
(aint that the truth haha^)

Sep 26 2005 8:15AM
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d-loc
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oh i just got a spark of what we did one night after drinking, wondering around teh streets.

so we are wasted leaving a house party and we see this car around the corner. its a crappy old like 88 steel boat. all the tires had been slashed. all windows broke/shattered. so we are like ok thats kinda weird.

well my asian buddy gets wild when hes drunk and goes lets go fuck it up more. so we are all like ok hahah. he runs over and starts kick the side panels as hard as he can just bashing them in. we all get a few good kicks in on the sides and trunk and hood. then the asian goes im going up. jumps up on the roof and start jumping and smashing down.

this dud is like 5'3 120 lbs. so hes jumping and its slowly caving in, it finally cracks all the way down and he jumps off and grabs somthing out of the trash near by. he then goes off on any part not damages. meanwhile we are all sitting around rolling as hes going ape shit on the car.

minded there are people walking around and shit. kinda a bad part of town so noone really cares. plus it around campus and we are all students drunk at 1am. someone had been there before us and leaving telling us the car hasnt moved in 2 weeks. thats the onyl reaon we joined in.

man was that some good fun times



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Sep 26 2005 8:26AM
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