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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
yep, i'm tired of being skinny and i've decided to pack on an extra 50lbs of fat, maybe it'll keep me warmer on the lifts. any ideas how i can do this?





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Sep 23 2005 10:05PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
mcdicks. 4 times a day everyday for 6 months



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Sep 23 2005 10:06PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
work out and proteins. they work hand in hand. proteins pack on the muscle, and working out keeps up the appetite.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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don't be a bucket head...
Sep 23 2005 10:07PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
no! i can't be fit, i must soely be fat!





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Sep 23 2005 10:09PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
then go with my plan



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Sep 23 2005 10:10PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
just stop exercising and drink sodas and other greasy stuff

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Sep 23 2005 10:11PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
i think i will, maybe i'll even pick up a few fat chicks too





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Sep 23 2005 10:11PM
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Frostfired
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eat chocolate
LOTS of chocolate

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Sep 23 2005 10:12PM
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Frostfired
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oooo and krispy kreme doughnuts
mmm so good and fatening

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Sep 23 2005 10:12PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
i tried it didnt work im still thin

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Sep 23 2005 10:14PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
hahaha! this is my new quest in life!





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Sep 23 2005 10:14PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
don't ever poop again. that'll keep the weight from taking its daily decline

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Sep 23 2005 10:15PM
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Ptrckroe
Posts: 365 - Karma: 9
why would you WANT to be fat?

Sep 23 2005 10:17PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
getting fat would suck

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Sep 23 2005 10:21PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
i used to eat bearclaws two at a time




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Sep 23 2005 10:23PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
so far my midnight snack has been 2 burgers and 2 bottles of water





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Sep 23 2005 10:25PM
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Ptrckroe
Posts: 365 - Karma: 9
water speeds up your metabolism

Sep 23 2005 10:26PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
damn! i'll switch it with fruitopia then





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Sep 23 2005 10:26PM
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Ptrckroe
Posts: 365 - Karma: 9
jsut go to 7-11 and get a 100oz cherry coke

Sep 23 2005 10:27PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
deep fry a stick of butter.......that'll go down well

Sep 23 2005 10:31PM
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Ptrckroe
Posts: 365 - Karma: 9
then dip it in sugar

Sep 23 2005 10:33PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
these are amazing ideas, i wonder if i'll die...





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Sep 23 2005 10:33PM
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Ptrckroe
Posts: 365 - Karma: 9
I hope so.. lol jk

Sep 23 2005 10:34PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
at least i'll die fat!





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Sep 23 2005 10:35PM
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Ptrckroe
Posts: 365 - Karma: 9
So, are you really serious about puttin on 50 lbs?

Sep 23 2005 10:36PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
yeah man, being skinny sucks, plus for some odd reason fat guys get hot girls





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Sep 23 2005 10:38PM
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Ptrckroe
Posts: 365 - Karma: 9
Heh, thats not true

Sep 23 2005 10:42PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
cool? just like the rest of america!

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Sep 23 2005 10:43PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
...or in my case canada





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Sep 23 2005 10:44PM
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JumboBum
Posts: 557 - Karma: 40
Just eat tons of Dorm food. It's super greasy to make you super fat!!

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Sep 24 2005 3:18AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
go to your local gnc and ask them. instead of saying getting fat, say getting muscle.

Sep 24 2005 3:33AM
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DHogg
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i agree

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Sep 24 2005 4:01AM
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Aasert
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I have triied many times..but its impossible to get fat..im doomed to be skinny

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Sep 24 2005 5:58AM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
how about we just trade metabolisms?
with my fine example, EVERYTHING gets absorbed.

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Sep 24 2005 7:49AM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
Become AMERICAN that will fatten you up pretty damn well



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Sep 24 2005 8:47AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
ya i would HATE beening fat

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Sep 24 2005 8:57AM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
No shit. I'll trade for a faster one anyday. If I stop working out for even a week I can see the weight coming back.

Sep 24 2005 9:37AM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
^i would trade with you so fast





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Sep 24 2005 9:41AM
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midwest_rep
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
hot dogs man. when I lived in Chile, I ate like 4 hotdogs a day, and I gained a shitload of weight. It was weight that easy to lose though, so it worked out perfectly. Just have one on top of every meal, but slather it in mustard, ketschup, mayo, relish, bacon bits, butter, and avacado. you'll be good to go, and couch-ridden for a week at first. But after your body gets past the initial shock, its heaven

Sep 24 2005 9:51AM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
mmm hotdogs, i think i'll make some right now





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Sep 24 2005 10:09AM
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incarnate
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
Eat a high calorie meal right before you go to bed. That way your body won't be able to burn off the carbs and stuff as you would when you would be moving around during the daytime. You should start keeping track of how many calories your taking in, just like people do when they want to lose weight. Find out how many calories you burn in a day first off, then make sure you exceed the limit every day, and you will gain weight. Also keep the excersize and the muscle growth to a minimum. Don't work out, that will raise your metabolism. Try not to excercise, that will burn off precious calories. Lastly, eat alot of unhealthy stuff, all of the time.

Sep 24 2005 10:10AM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
did anyone see supersize me, just do that and u might die as well




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Sep 24 2005 10:19AM
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n.i.c.k.
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 14
since school started, ive gained 6 pounds be eating three meals a day with hone of them being 3 slices of pizza anda coke a day.

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Sep 24 2005 2:59PM
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Leckett
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replicate dr nick's plan for homer when he wantde to get morbidly overweight so he could work at home. before you eat food, rub it on paper, if the paper goes transluscient, then its good

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Sep 24 2005 7:46PM
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cpas_
Posts: 349 - Karma: 22
go on the krispy kreme diet

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Sep 24 2005 7:55PM
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you need advice on how to get fat?? damn...



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Sep 24 2005 8:26PM
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therealshiznaz
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
i rarely hear of people making a consicious decision to get fat.

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Sep 24 2005 8:55PM
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anothermammothpunk
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bananas,water,carnation instant breakfast w every meal, and go get some weight gainer at the Pharmacy

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Sep 24 2005 8:59PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,725
I need to gain a little. Im kinda small for my medium climbing harness. Im 6 feet tall and I weigh 155 lbs. I guess its gonna be hard to gain...



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Sep 24 2005 9:02PM
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whattheshit
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im exactly the same, only 6 foot 3.

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