Replying to All the funny shit that happens in your younger years.

There has been some funny shit happen in my elementary and middle school years. There was this kid, who was a pretty big jackass that decided one day he was going to fuck with the special ed kid. He goes up and starts making fun of him, and poking him and stuff like that. The kid tells him to knock it off, but the jackass completely ignores him. The special ed kid calmly goes over to the whiteboard, grabs the cleaning spray and gives him a direct shot right in the eyes. He ran out of the room screaming clutching his face and got to be the test dummy of our schools new eye rinsing station.
The other thing that stands out in my mind is the time the tempermental diabetic kid climbed 2 storys onto our schools roof. The whole 8th grade was in on it and we had the plan for one kid to go distract the teacher and 2 others to hoist him up. He gets up there and starts throwing down all the lost balls and hacy sacks that had accumulated. By this time the entire playground was up on the field watching him, and the teacher started freaking. The kid was stoked until he heard that he had to pay 700 dollars for the fire department to get him down. When he heard that he broke down balling, and started yelling bad words at the lunch aid. Lucky for him we had very diligent lesbian janitors that had a ladder long enough to bring him down.





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