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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
i need 3 grand within the week, if you say drugdealing at least tell me how to do it, i am open to all suggestions. my parenst wont fucking help me at all so i have to get this money by myself








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Sep 21 2005 5:26PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
become a gigelow

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Sep 21 2005 9:07PM
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PJ
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
(I'm assuming this is some kind of bet between you and some big kid at school)

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Sep 21 2005 9:11PM
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Jaskittin
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3000 is more than a big kid at school bet. Invest your 900 dollars in a membership to the local gym and show them whats up.





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Sep 21 2005 9:14PM
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TeenageWasteland
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 10
play poker online and get good and bet big stakes. Obviously teh easiest and legal choice here.

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Sep 21 2005 9:30PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
just let them fuck you up you fucking sissy.




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Sep 21 2005 9:36PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
Find out who all the guys are the are gonne beat you up, stalk them till there alone one at a time, with out letting them see who they are beat the fuck outta them one by one (get creative use a b bat, or a lead pipe of something LOL), saving the guy thats gettin them to kirk your ass for last, by the time hes left hell be sooo shit scared you can take him for 6 gee, and look like a gangsta

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Sep 21 2005 9:39PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
word just beat all their asses

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Sep 21 2005 9:44PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
how about you stop being a fucking prick and get yourself out of your own mess?

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Sep 21 2005 9:53PM
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downhiller52
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sell yourself on e bay, but you better start working out just incase thet doesn't go well

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Sep 21 2005 9:54PM
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quattro179
Posts: 464 - Karma: 54
Spend the money to make all the really big football players your friends.

Sep 21 2005 10:38PM
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JTK
Posts: 1695 - Karma: 73
just make another bigger bet with a different bookie, and then a bigger bet after that and then..... get a brain!



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Sep 21 2005 11:31PM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
Pay what you've got and then take what's coming to you like a man. If you can't do the time then don't do the crime. Stand up and take it, then be more careful how you bet in the future and don't ever let anybody know what you've got and don't got cause that's how shit like this happens. If you are going to grow up to be a scammer, just realise that not every scam is going to work out and you should always have a back up plan and a back up plan for your back up plan. I know that won't do you any good right now, being a scammer myself if I where in your shoes I'd try to work out some sort of deal because I'm sure that dude really just wants to get paid. He may just want to kick your ass for placing a bet you can't cover, which seems legit to me cause how would you feel if that guy couldn't pay you off if you won the bet, you'd probably want to kick is ass. tit for tat you know, life on the street aint easy especially if your cheesy, some times you've just gotta get your ass beat.

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Sep 22 2005 6:24AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
Real Estate... you dont need a penny nor credit to get started... and you could make 50 G no problem



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Sep 22 2005 6:35AM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
did you lose the money to them?? ever hear of cheque heighting

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Sep 22 2005 7:21AM
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shanemcfalls
Posts: 2096 - Karma: 543
what a douche, i hope they fuck you up good.

Sep 22 2005 8:41AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
so what your saying is...you made a 3000 dollar bet, you havent yet lost it, but the guys you made the bet with are going to kick your ass because they think you cant pay IF you do lose?

1) these guys sounds like whiny ass motherfucking douchebags. tell them to fuck off you dont owe them shit becayse you havent lost yet, when youve lost youll pay the, and in the meantime its none of their business. get your friend to back you up on the pjysical side, and fucking wreck them when they object, they sound like bitches

2) if these are like the hells angels or shit, and you have no optionb but to do what they say, and you will be hurt badly if you dont have the $$$ ( i doubt it but you nevefr know, organized crime are about the only people you should be afraid of, if its just some jock beat him the fuck up) then:

- sperm bank donations, you hafta be i think 19, it depends on where your from
- scalping tickets to some event (risky, if nobody buys your worse off than before)
-selling possessions (again, it better be good shit or few will buy)
-selling ski shit. like your skis. this is one of the few things you probably have that ill fetch hard cash fast. it sucks but if your in serious enough shit to hafta get this cash, youll do it
-borrow cash from friends
-try and find temp. landscaping work, or window cleaning or some short term shit, this alone will not back you 2100 in a week though


uhh..yeah.

whod you make the bet with?

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Sep 22 2005 8:50AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
dude first off your not going to have to pay anything if its not a written contract with the bet stated. verbal contracts do not stand up in court if this does come to that conclusion. and plus you arre probably betting illegally so who cares.

just tell them to fuck off and you will call the cops for death threats. record a conversation on the phone with them and get as much info out of them as possible. take the tape to the police and get them busted if you really believe they will follow through with killing you.

have some common sence, this is the ral world not a movie



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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Sep 22 2005 8:57AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
brake all of their arms oine by one

Sep 22 2005 8:59AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
keep that 900 and buy a gun or something... if you didn't lose, you don't owe them shit you fucking moron.

explain that to them with a pistol whip

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Sep 22 2005 9:34AM
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espen^R
Posts: 2331 - Karma: 194
face it, you are fucked. you where dumb enough to bet, now you gotta pay for it.



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Sep 22 2005 11:24AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I'd easily take an asswhooping for 3000, just buy a 9 $ can of mace if you're that worried about it

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Sep 22 2005 12:10PM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
get your ass beat, put a voice recorder in your sock and make sure you say everykids name on tape. then get your ass kicked. if its not that bad of an ass kicking. make it sound bad. then turn off the recorder and run your face into a wall like 10 times. struggle to your door and phone the cops. get each on of the kids arrested and sue the shit outta them. my buddy through an egg at a kids face and the shell cut his forhead. it cost my buddy 3500 in a settlement that went entirley to the kid. you'll get a restraining order for free and if the kids ever touch you again, youll get more cash and theyll actually get some hard time for repeating a crime. bitches

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Sep 22 2005 12:35PM
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espen^R
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^word



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Sep 22 2005 12:56PM
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wvskier17
Posts: 187 - Karma: 15
if you live near a city, try panhandling. good ones can make a shitload of money in no time. just look homeless and sad

Sep 22 2005 1:06PM
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dbstar
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assuming thats your not dealing with true gangsters, intimdate them. Put on ski masks and wave a gun in their face and tell them you will kill them.

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Sep 22 2005 2:34PM
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MitchPee
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i think lineskis meant he has 9 dollars and needs 30 dollars theres no high school kid that makes 3,000 bets that isnt already rich...he must be one cool kid

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Sep 22 2005 2:40PM
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cLyOnS_45
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you could be like the movie rounders and run angles on people who suck at poker. for shizzle.



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Sep 22 2005 4:23PM
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JAYTRON
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just skip town and start over in a new life and hook up the the suspect relocation service and get a new name...... or you can kill them first

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Sep 22 2005 4:24PM
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JAYTRON
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and by skip town i mean drive off in ur new car

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Sep 22 2005 4:32PM
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Sixstep32
Posts: 431 - Karma: 5
Let them fuck you in the ass... that should work


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Sep 22 2005 4:40PM
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AFEATHERSTONE
Posts: 438 - Karma: 199
Go to mexico or some other country with your $900!

Sep 22 2005 4:53PM
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dirty_dreb
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YOUR A DOUCHE BAG, you bet 3000 when you only have 900 bucks, welcome to STUPIDITY population : you fucktard

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Sep 22 2005 6:38PM
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