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I think a spider bit my face..

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Anathema
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i woke up yesterday morning, and part of my face was swelled. it looked like i was punched in the cheek. this morning, i woke up, and it has spreaded and my eye is swelled partially shut and it sucks.

goddamn the bugs that deface me in my sleep!


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Sep 20 2005 3:44PM
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Anathema
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the only other alternative is i had an allergic reaction to something, but that's unlikely being that i haven't done shit all in the past few days, and i've never had this happen before.


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

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Sep 20 2005 3:46PM
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EC-Tom
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squeeze it and see if baby spiders come out.


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Sep 20 2005 3:47PM
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lanks
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HA HA! *points*


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Sep 20 2005 3:47PM
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Anathema
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if that little bitch layed eggs in my flesh, i'm not going to be very happy


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

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Sep 20 2005 3:52PM
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Ryno
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i remember reading a story when i was a kid about that and it has always freaked the hell outta me....GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Sep 20 2005 3:53PM
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El.Capitan
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just slap an ice pack on your face & keep it on till the swelling goes down, you'll be alright. god, i hate spiders

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Sep 20 2005 3:56PM
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t-mack101
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spiders bite in threes so look for 3 red dots in a row or a triangle


i dont know somthing funny i guess
Sep 20 2005 3:56PM
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bhill2.0
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did you sleep with your fan on?




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Sep 20 2005 4:09PM
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gmack24
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yea that will probably kill the eggs in your skin before they hatch

Sep 20 2005 4:38PM
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Frostfired
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i got bitten by a spider in my sleep but it didnt swell i just had a red mark on my neck that looked like 5 mosquito bites together on my neck for bout 3-4 weeks

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Sep 20 2005 4:43PM
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SteveStepp
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WHAT THE HELL


dude a spider bit my face on monday night. it swelled up and started pussing, it was so sick

i didnt go to school today cuz of it

i put Preparation H on it and its almost gone, so use that





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Sep 20 2005 4:45PM
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gmack24
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that stuff for hemroids?

Sep 20 2005 4:49PM
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Anathema
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yes, it can be confirmed that it was a spider that bit me, because all of a sudden i have chizzled abs, huge arms, and i can climb vertical structures with relative ease.. not to mention the sticky string that keeps being projected from my forearms


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

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Sep 20 2005 5:20PM
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lmao, very well done there...that was the laugh of the day

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Sep 20 2005 5:24PM
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Lateralis
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did your penis get bigger too?? cuz that would be sick



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Sep 20 2005 5:25PM
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bermbuster49
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dude that sucks, i would call a doctor just to be safe, they will know what to do to make it go away.


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Sep 20 2005 5:29PM
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Anathema
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i don't deal with doctors because i just know they're going to want to stick their finger far beyond where the light of our world shines...


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
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Sep 20 2005 5:31PM
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awsomecoolguy
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dang i hate those little 8 legid animals if they do start comming out of your face kill them all because them that is like 10 less spiders

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