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The "Wish you would of had a camera" Thread

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Crow
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Weve all had those times when you just say to yourself, "Fuck!, i wish i would of had a camera!" So lets hear some stories.

Yesterday i was biking and i saw a tandem bike, one old guy and behind him was the fattest nerdiest kid i have ever seen, and he was waving uncontrollably at me... funniest this ive ever seen.





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Sep 19 2005 10:25PM
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Schnoodle.
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every time iv been with a naked chick

and my friends werent around

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DROP CLIFFS NOT BOMBS
Sep 19 2005 10:28PM
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vincepru
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my grampas friend was drunk, and he thought he was young again. he tried running in the back yard(race me) and he slipped did a full backflip, or almost. and fell. i laughed sooooooooo hard. i wish i had a camera.

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Sep 19 2005 10:40PM
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french_fry
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a sunset with a bald eagle on the top of a tree. Fuck that pissed me off





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Sep 19 2005 10:50PM
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3ski6guy0
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when there are hot naked girls around

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Sep 19 2005 11:10PM
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eheath
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ive fallen a few times really bad and we didnt film it, but we had a camera

what's up now bitch



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Sep 19 2005 11:12PM
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Sashac
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When my friend was biking and slipped back onto her rear wheel... yeah, that pulled her pants down exposing her fat white ass and leaving rubber marks. Oh how I wish I had a camera..

Sep 19 2005 11:16PM
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I wish I had a camera whenever I saw a beutiful sunset or landscape.



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Sep 19 2005 11:18PM
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Bangor
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i heard the party last weekend was awesome. i wish i had a camera, cause i don't remember shit.

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Sep 20 2005 10:53AM
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freestyler540
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When I poped a misty 9 on ramps.Damn I wish I had a camera...



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Sep 20 2005 10:54AM
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sherLocke
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when i fucked your mom



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Sep 20 2005 11:10AM
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another1260poser
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i was down in philly at the races and a brand new silver Mitsu EVO VIII did a HUGE 4 wheel burnout starting in a small puddle, covering everything in a massive white cloud of smoke, and then slowly pulled out of the cloud with orange neons lighting everything up, and then sprayed a wet shot of N20 to cool down the intercooler. i swear it was like something out of a fucking movie. it had to be the craziest thing i've ever seen down there. i really wish i had the camera then.

Sep 20 2005 11:48AM
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Crow
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ahahha sweet





"It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them. "




Sep 20 2005 6:11PM
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Dr.Barq
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where do you go to catch the races? a friend of mine took me to a few spots but i was just wondering where you go see em

Sep 20 2005 6:18PM
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sherpasrock
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hit a jump out west one day...like a 50-60', just straight air to get the feeling and did it perfectly. tried it the next day, went to fast flew past the landing and landed on my back. my friend said it was the most air hes ever seen anyone get, 2 bad i broke my back, even worse we didnt have a camera.

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Sep 20 2005 6:18PM
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jksl
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when i saw anthony bacon skiing a flat run

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Sep 20 2005 6:19PM
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bermbuster49
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theres so many spots in philly that have street races, where were you at?


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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Sep 20 2005 6:20PM
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BioEnhanced
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when i decided that it was a good idea to make my rail debut on a C rainbow rail. Three tries, three counts of rape.

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Sep 20 2005 6:21PM
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bighit
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hahaha that was funny




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Sep 20 2005 6:25PM
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jsg
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when i got shot in the head with a pallet gun!

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Sep 20 2005 6:39PM
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sacchettiadam
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when my friend got layed out by a 300 year old after hitting his car with a snowball




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Sep 20 2005 6:48PM
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sacchettiadam
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and the funny thing was is that we were all 14^




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Sep 20 2005 6:49PM
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p-lin101
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my friend was doing a rail and caught an edge and did a half frontflip and got wrecked. I'd love to see the fottage of that one again



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Sep 20 2005 6:50PM
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another1260poser
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there's only 3 spots that get hit right now.. 78th & Holstein and the Hess gas station on Passyunk are the two main ones, but we go across the bridge to the sports complex if the cops are bad.. then it's Front St.

Sep 25 2005 10:43AM
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asac
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i wish we had a camera when we slapped our friend in the face with a giant dildo and he flipped out...oh wait we did have a camera, and it was hilarious.......

https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Videos/Uploaded/7435mushtat.wmv






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Sep 25 2005 11:10AM
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Hahah the mushroom tat, fucking halarous.

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Sep 25 2005 11:15AM
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Me.
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...When I saw a guy riding one of those really old fashioned bikes on city streets. It was one of the ones with like a 5 foot tall front wheel and tiny back wheel. He was wearing old school flight goggles.

Sep 25 2005 11:16AM
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SUpilot
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i saw a crow on the back of a fox the other day....thought that was kind of interesting....

Sep 25 2005 1:41PM
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*Fujative*
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haha i do havea camera

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Sep 25 2005 1:51PM
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Deafboy
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hahaha that was halarious.....i still rememebr that like picture perfect




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Sep 25 2005 2:01PM
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Anathema
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i saw this drunk guy riding a bike down the street, only it was a bike where the seat and handlebars were about 10ft off the ground. everytime he came to an intersection, he had to grab on to a pole, or else he'da fallen to his death! as funny as it was, he was drunk and wobbling everywhere, and i was just waiting for him to crash. he didn't happen though. he was old, had a giant beard, an unzipped leather jacket with no shirt, old torn up shorts and pimpin sunglasses. i thought it was the funniest thing

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Sep 25 2005 2:04PM
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1440ski
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When this dumb ass choked on a thumb tack and he ended up inhaling it and had to get it surgically removed it was way funny


Sep 25 2005 2:04PM
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powder_2_the_people
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i wish i had one to take a pic of my bunghole and my gooch. seriously. it disturbs me that there are parts of my own body that i have not yet seen


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Sep 25 2005 2:06PM
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SUpilot
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Your bunghole is your peehole...how is it that you haven't seen that?

Sep 25 2005 2:19PM
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+[wall.e]+
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Last night @ at a party when Keener came running out of the woods and ran into a tree. haha

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Sep 25 2005 2:23PM
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cdnskigirl89
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At my boyfriend's house, his house is like 10m away from the water and the sunset was really pretty, i didn't have my camera, also when my pets are sleeping, they are soo beautiful when they sleep and biking, wonderful nature nature pics i always miss

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Sep 25 2005 2:42PM
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WIllW
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LJ tried a gainer off a 1 ft drop and face planted

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Sep 25 2005 3:01PM
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actchill
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when i zero spun chads gap.

really tho, a while ago me and a friend had a comp to see who could dive into the shallowest water, i tried the baby pool and chipped a tooth+smashed my head

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Sep 25 2005 3:13PM
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Leckett
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hilarious moment courtesy of lonnienadler. damn that was the funniest. also when dennis totally died and got up and was like IM OK!:D

NS SKATEBOARD
Sep 25 2005 6:22PM
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p-lin101
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^ahaha dennis, dude that was gold. i hope he goes to ski club again this year



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Sep 25 2005 6:23PM
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AwR
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when i saw a red headed 5 year old child with the best MULLET i have ever seen, it was down to his waist

leave us alone crow

Sep 25 2005 6:26PM
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skier4life159
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^now thats fuckin funny


i like the fed-ex driver cause hes' a drug dealer and he don't even know it."
Sep 25 2005 6:44PM
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tBatt
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yesterday my bro was trying backflips on the trampoline and fell right on the metal bar aroundit...that was pretty funny

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