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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
i am a ski boarder and i was wondering what all you fucks think of this great sport. You guys that ski on those penis extensions(to make up for your small cocks)should give it a try it is way more fun rocking deep pow and getting stuck then ripping right through it
ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
Nov 23 2002 1:54AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
u just jumped on the skiboarder hater band wagon about an hour ago, and know ur paradin around like some crazy wiener
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Nov 23 2002 1:56AM
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Boards
Posts: 849 - Karma: 27
yeah, and getitng stuck in the pow...that blows
blows like the winds on the lake they call gitchagoomie
Nov 23 2002 2:24AM
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headrider
Posts: 340 - Karma: 13
i you think ski boards are cool...they aren't. we get props for doing 900's cause they mean something with 170 cm. but when you do em with ski boards go get your ice skates on and go join those spandex wearing gays.


If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush..
Nov 23 2002 11:37AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
skiboarding, by far the hardest sport ever.

being so small and light, they are THAT much harder to manuver in.
Nov 23 2002 12:09PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
i know this is a joke post anyways, but headrider, you seem like you have alot of rage about skiboarders, did a skiboarder do something to you back in the day?
Nov 23 2002 3:36PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
oh man, skiboarding's sooo ill, i get so many bitches when i bust out my 360s on my little dildo sticks


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Nov 23 2002 4:30PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
the bitches just flock to me when iride on my skiboards it is fucking gnarly
ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
Nov 23 2002 10:26PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,636
skiboarding for for people that cant handle skiing
Nov 24 2002 2:57PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
Skiboarders who keep to themselves are fine but skiboarders who think that their sport is better, holy fuck. get off this site
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if it is popular it is not cool so I do the unpopular thing to be cool-'some shit face in the hall'

Nov 24 2002 3:04PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
skiboarding is way better then any sport ever invented it is the greatest
ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
Nov 24 2002 5:58PM
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unrigged
Posts: 904 - Karma: 15
damn ur stupid. So many people have rages against skiboarders. this one time me and my bro came out from the chalet and his polls were gone. we found them 5 min later with a skiboarders skis stuck in the ground so we took the blades and whipped them into the forest.. never to be seen again
TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS, KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
Nov 24 2002 7:16PM
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skiwolff15
Posts: 118 - Karma: 10
skiboarding is gay
Nov 24 2002 8:18PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
you people are a bunch of faggot raping morons go fuck your mothers
ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
Nov 24 2002 9:31PM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
My friend was gonna skiboard this year, he got skiboards... and got some skiboard-specific soft-style boots. But now he bought Line Motherships and I'm gonna try get him to buy a hard shell ski boot.


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Principal: You were touching a girl's private parts.

Dean: Who cares? Why won't you let us have any fun?
Nov 24 2002 9:39PM
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rossignolpowair3
Posts: 369 - Karma: 8
ok i think at one point and time skiboarding was ok. if your wondering there are many skiers that at one point and time skibladed. yes i know on those crapy littttttttle things . but there is a thing called progesion. this is what happened. here i will give it to you as simple as i can it became gay, there was no chalange . so i got skies again and now the comapines that were the major producers of these gay little products stoped makeingthem ..ummm i wonder y????? i know b/c people progesed the sport is dead... i know not one good skiblader no not one...
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sixOthree crew
Nov 24 2002 9:40PM
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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
any sport can be judged by the number of girls doing it:
skiboarding - no
chess - no
figure skating - ill
skiing - ill
mud wrestling - ill
i dunno, why do I never see girls skiboarding anyways?
Nov 24 2002 10:42PM
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Skier711
Posts: 375 - Karma: 11
one time i went skiboarding and did a 720, i thought about killing myself because skiboarding is an unforgivable sin
Nov 27 2002 1:57AM
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ski_615
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
i skiboard, and i agree.... anyone can do anything on skiboards ( except me of course cuz i suk) so i give all the credit to the skiers, who have the real talent.
Nov 28 2002 10:51PM
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