Subject: my filthey storey
winterparksuks*
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May 28 2004
3:03:07 one day a fairly long time ago i was sitting and thinking of how to make salmo taste better. after a couple of hours of contemplating salmon i began to feel very horney. i started whacking off when suddenly i had to pooi ran into the bathroom and thumped onto the TOILET. i started to poo and suddenly i had the urge to cover myself in poo. i quickly reached under my anus and grabbed some before it feel into the water. i held it for a couple minutes and began to spread it on like soap. while i was doing this i had the idea to eat my poo. i took a small bite and right when i tasted it i knew poo was for me. i shoved the stinking mess onto my mouth and said see you soon. during this poo session i let no fieces slip into the toilet. after a couple weeks of doing that i began to hunger for some different tasting poo. i walked over to myneighnors backyard and began looking for a nice thick dog poo. when i found it i ran into my bathroom and began to sniff the poo. dog poo's were new to me so i was very excited after smelling it for a couple seconeds i took a bite and was surprised at its tastyness.since this poo was a swirly and mine are always logs i had to cut it up. after eating three pieces i decided t rub some on myself. now since there were two kind of poo's i had acsess to i began tothink of other kinds and what i can eat to make mine taste better. while thinking over this i suddenly remembered my girlfriend. i had introduced her to poo eating/smearing a couple weeks ago. i called her up and asked if she would let me eat her poo she said sure as long as i let her eat mine. i went over to her house. we went in to the bath room. she laid down and i sat my ass right on her face i started to poo and she started to eat she took some and started rubbing it all over herself.after i pooped out a nice thick poo into her mouth she said it was my turn i laid down and she started pooing in my mouth. her poo was different then mine, hers are little balls so after she dropped marbles into my mouth we made poopy love. now i have been eating poo for about 5 monthes and it is time for a physical. the doctor tells my mom that there is a large amount of fieces in my stomach she asks why. he says there are only two possible explantions one is that i am extremly constipated or the other is that i am consuming poo. option # 2 is obviously not possible so they think i am very constipated. now i am on a perscription that makes me poo alot i am like YEAH! now instead of poo eating every other day i can eat my poo every day.
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