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Not sure how i walked home last night...

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Sokiem
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but i guess i drank 36 beers

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Sokiem99: yes please
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Sep 18 2005 5:38PM
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EastCoastPride
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shut the fuck up.

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Sep 18 2005 5:42PM
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p-lin101
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new coolest member of NS



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Sep 18 2005 5:46PM
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awsomecoolguy
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yeah alcohol is bad for you......can you tell

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Sep 18 2005 6:06PM
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RAnderson
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"new coolest member of NS"
^hahahaha

Sep 18 2005 6:12PM
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bermbuster49
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deff.


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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Sep 18 2005 6:13PM
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P-JO
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I seriously agree.

It depends on the time period of this 36 beers though... and the fact if its really a fact.

Sep 18 2005 6:15PM
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skier27
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your so full of shit

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Sep 18 2005 6:15PM
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deeppowderskiing
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over how long of a time did you drink 36 beers?


Sep 18 2005 7:00PM
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1080bio
Posts: 2042 - Karma: 5
iv had 30+ beers in a night before and you dont see me breagining about it

ohhh wait nvm

but i dont recomend it taht night i passed out on the shiter


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Sep 18 2005 7:20PM
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crooks
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he just wants attention

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Sep 18 2005 7:21PM
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alpineplease
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That is so stupid I may have to massacre the pope in the sandbox!

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Sep 18 2005 8:02PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
ok? thats not smart

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eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Sep 18 2005 8:16PM
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p-lin101
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yay sokiem rejected 12 times in a row



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Sep 18 2005 8:20PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
if your from utah it dosent count

Sep 18 2005 8:21PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
yea this one night i smoked a quarter of purple haze had 2 slips of acid snorted 3 kilos of coke drank 2 bottles of JD 2 shots of heroin 5 pills of E then topped it off with an 1/8 of shrooms ...and then i dono how i got home man

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Sep 18 2005 8:22PM
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Bangor
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Here, I'll do a little bragging. Because I'm finally sober, and it's about 24 hours later.

Start drinking. Friend hands me coffee mug full almost to the brim of something. I chug it. Mabye 15 min later I'm having a little trouble keeping my shit together, so I do another one of his mixes. Turns out it was Jager, Vodka, and something else mixed together. That was just the start of my night.

I drank half a bottle of Jager by myself. The big bottle too. And half a bottle of vodka too....... i think?


Yeah, I had a good night.

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Sep 18 2005 8:25PM
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skisebski
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yup

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Sep 18 2005 8:25PM
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seemeski
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You know Ethan Allen right? Okay well he was drunk and he walked home during winter (I know its not winter) and he passed out and died in the snow. Not cool.

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Sep 18 2005 8:31PM
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MitchPee
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he should have used the buddy system then he wouldnt have died

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Sep 18 2005 8:32PM
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*Fujative*
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haha 3 kilo$$$$ of coke! holy $$$$$HIT!!!! $$$MONEY$$$ lol what would be a lot of money. and your would die hahaha....

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Sep 18 2005 8:33PM
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MitchPee
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yea i was being sarcastic i couldn't afford 3 kilos of coke right now

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Sep 18 2005 8:34PM
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*Fujative*
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hha i know... how much would that be.. like a few $1000?

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Sep 18 2005 8:35PM
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Dr.Barq
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idk about the 36 beers part, but thats alwys the craziest if your pullin in the driveway, and you try to think back, and all you can rember is pulling out of where ever and then pulling into your driveway, and nothing inbetween i always have to go out and check my car to make sure i didnt kill anyhting on the way home, luckly nothing yet.

Sep 18 2005 10:21PM
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yeti
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or u know, you could not fucking drink and drive

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Sep 18 2005 10:24PM
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Capt.Flannel
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why the hell does everybody brag about how much they drink, or the fact that they are gona go get drunk?







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Sep 18 2005 10:27PM
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Frostfired
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o goly g u drank 36 beers you are so cool i wish i was u ur my hero
fukin faggot
that not even cool thats just fuking stupid even though i doubt it true

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Sep 18 2005 10:29PM
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eheath
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yeah u would die from the amount of alcohol

what's up now bitch



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Sep 18 2005 10:29PM
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whoisikeEh
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your a pussy, in one day it is VERY possible to 30+ beers, ive done it and im 125 lbs!!!

Sep 18 2005 10:32PM
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french_fry
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well let me tell you right now, YOU ARE ONE FUCKING DUMBASS. So is the creator of this thread





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Sep 18 2005 10:41PM
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KeegLove
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took the words out of my mouth man

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Sep 18 2005 11:10PM
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VKarma185
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wow soooo 36 beers and you think you didn't bone a fat chick? haha yea right

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Sep 18 2005 11:40PM
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jsg
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y do u brag i kno htats a large amount go get drunk have fun but dont come on a site and brag about it....and he wasnt even sure he said aprently he did that means his friends who where drunk at the time told him that.

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Sep 19 2005 11:25AM
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japanada
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man you would be SOOOOOOOOO fucked up, if not dead. Maybe they would just all cancel ech other out? Humm maybe they would alll cancel each other out.


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Sep 19 2005 11:54AM
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rockymountainmilitia
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okay buddy so half a bottle of jag, if your talking abou the big bottle is 26 oz. so you had 13 oz. half a bottle of vodka the same thing. 26oz. so 13oz.
13oz. + 13 oz. = 26oz. SO you lied and then tried to cover it up with some numbers which went on to prove you are a lair and a fuckbag. you are now
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Sep 19 2005 12:04PM
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hucker22
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ooo ya so i uhhh had 4 shots of captains last nite. im hard core. i dont know why im tellin you fucktards cuz i had 6 shots of popov friday and a duece of high life. but i could do 36

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Sep 19 2005 12:39PM
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JZ
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you are for sure the most hardcore drinker here because popov = the worst alchohol ever...nice work


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Sep 19 2005 12:51PM
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feihlination
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the best answer on that thread.... hilarious

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Sep 19 2005 1:05PM
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404404
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ok think about it

most things say its about an hour a beer

now if he started at say 6 witch is kinda late for sokiem to start drinking (started with gold sloger at 4 once with him)

Say he stays out untill 4am thats 10 hours of time for beer to get out of his system so its like 26 beers.

He also drinks alot, so i can see it.

Sep 19 2005 1:37PM
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Markman
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I call bull shit, unless he started drinking at like 10 in the morning

Sep 19 2005 2:17PM
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espen^R
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ur from canada right ?



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Sep 19 2005 2:18PM
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gmack24
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the point is, he didnt drink 36 beers

Sep 19 2005 2:19PM
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Knewnews
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this animal of a kid drank 33 one night... but he isn't normal... haha any more than 15 in about 5 hours and i am done for. don't know how everyone is bragging about drinking more than 30? maybe you should smoke some dank and not have to down unreal amounts.

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Sep 19 2005 3:49PM
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Shaggy
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course its possible, all you gotta do is drink over a longer period. you wouldnt drown, cause after about 6 or 7 you've broken the seal, and are pissing out liquid as fast as you're consuming it.
and yeah, theres been a ton of nights that i dont remember how i got home.

and big bottles arent 26oz, those are the small ones, big bottles are usually 60oz


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Sep 19 2005 3:51PM
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shrEddie
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a buddy of mine was drunk and his dad knew so he just started running and woke up the next morning like a mile away in someones yard.

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Sep 19 2005 3:56PM
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hucker22
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thanx, well seems how i cant afford grey goose, and im used to popov by now dont really mind it that much

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Sep 19 2005 5:23PM
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tBatt
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haha

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Sep 19 2005 5:33PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
just had to repeat this.

drink and drive, and I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. if you don't take care of it yourself..........




are people really that stupid?

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"Dude, they're totally into you, they just don't know it yet..." - PhattTim

"i went into last night with a 30 pack of coors light and came out with a golf club, 2 1/2 lawn darts and a friend that fell out of a car going 35mph." - asac

" just rub man, That's all there is to it. If you don't think you're doin it right, rub harder." - xtakewarninx
Sep 20 2005 6:15PM
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Snubluck
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AHAHAH! That was an awesome post.

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Sep 20 2005 6:38PM
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LineAddiction9
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you fuck up you would like die from 36 beers!!!!!!!!

Sep 20 2005 6:54PM
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