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Oh you Dumb Asses...

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skiierman
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A few days ago while mountain biking two of our friends saw some big black thing and it turns out it was a moose's ass. Being how smart they are, one of them slaps the moose's ass while riding by and it turns around and starts charging the other guy. I'm amazed by their intelligence.

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Sep 17 2005 6:45PM
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.John.
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that is probably the funniest thing i've heard all ay


i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Sep 17 2005 6:46PM
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timmi
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tell us the rest, its like a god damn comercail break in the middle of all the good parts


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Sep 17 2005 6:48PM
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.John.
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that would be so damn scary, you slap somthing thinking it's a moldy tree or something, and then it trns around and tries to kill you


i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Sep 17 2005 6:53PM
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duhamelski
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thats halarious

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Sep 17 2005 6:55PM
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eheath
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haha classic

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Sep 17 2005 7:00PM
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Balgus
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ahahahahahahahahahah he slapped a mouses ass and the got chased

while mountain biking

thats halarious man


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Sep 17 2005 7:07PM
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^NewYork
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his hand prolly smelled naaaaasty








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Sep 17 2005 7:15PM
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gaberaham
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thats a good way to get the shit stamped out of you

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Sep 17 2005 7:19PM
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SteezePatrol
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I wish that was true

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Sep 17 2005 7:20PM
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djikstra
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once i skied at a moose then it started to run away so I did too... they're crazy fuckers!

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Sep 17 2005 7:21PM
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B-Har406
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Speaking from a man who lives in alaska^^




stop the hate on bons, its not his fault hes not athletically inclined-ar51080
Sep 17 2005 7:21PM
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1080ski
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haha, good story

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Sep 17 2005 7:39PM
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VKarma185
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haha that's hilarious...did the moose catch him?

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Sep 17 2005 7:41PM
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EC-Tom
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thats a riot


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Sep 17 2005 7:47PM
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skiierman
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Naw it didn't but the thing was that it chased after the one who didn't do anything. He was just an innocent spectator.

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Sep 18 2005 6:34AM
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*Fujative*
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hahahaha i would want the on tape!

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Sep 18 2005 6:49AM
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SSteezle
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hahahaha, that sucks


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Sep 18 2005 8:44AM
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Luc.
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show it to me on tape then i will beleive you....otherwise, tye moose would of most likley killed your buddy

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Sep 18 2005 8:50AM
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Jake...
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^ this guy knows his moose.






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Sep 18 2005 9:12AM
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skiierman
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Naw not if they're on mountain bikes. See we/they aren't like your typical goober mountain bikers, they can pedal pretty damned fast especially if they had a sexually violated, pissed off moose chasing them.

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Sep 18 2005 1:17PM
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skiierman
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Hahaha... Yeahhhh, Sketchline is a bitch.

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Sep 18 2005 1:23PM
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mattster
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what the hell ? sketchline is gone man

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Sep 18 2005 1:30PM
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espen^R
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no hes not, his new nick is t3shellvenom or sumthing



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Sep 18 2005 2:03PM
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espen^R
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haha, didnt know, and ur next post is ur numb 2000!



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Sep 18 2005 2:08PM
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cdnskigirl89
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i really don't belive that, cause that dude would've been dead, where ddi it happen?

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Sep 18 2005 4:27PM
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skiierman
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New Hampshire, and they really didn't mention which part. But when I think about it, it doesn't really suprised me that that happened.

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Sep 18 2005 4:44PM
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K2skier12001
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hahahahahahah....


Sep 18 2005 7:00PM
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MitchPee
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i punched a moose in the freakin nose once

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Sep 18 2005 7:07PM
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Leckett
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hahaha i was feelin tired until i read that

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Sep 18 2005 9:32PM
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cork5_thovex
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that was probably the second funniest thing i read all day the first being the pet bee/wasp thread



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Sep 18 2005 9:38PM
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Literature
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That made my day. Thanks

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Sep 18 2005 11:50PM
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almostaskier
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A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

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Sep 19 2005 12:06PM
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hucker22
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bad ass

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Sep 19 2005 12:31PM
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moose are fun to pester.

because I like pooh.

hahaha stupid dolphins.
Sep 19 2005 4:50PM
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johanblaze
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touche skiierman, touche.

Sep 19 2005 5:21PM
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bermbuster49
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hahah that would be funny if he fell over trying to run away.


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Sep 19 2005 5:30PM
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skiierman
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Grrreaaaattt....... This again...

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Sep 19 2005 5:37PM
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ATLskier
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damn, I was about to post that. great stuff. monty python.

where did you get that?

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

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Sep 19 2005 7:06PM
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sacchettiadam
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haha that would be funny if he got knocked offf his bike then the moose just starting humping him.




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