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Park munkeys cant ski

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badassmothafckr
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skiddin around with zero style, hitting a jump and barely being able to stand up after landing a jump! wearing baggy cloths and bitching on pow days that the pipe aint cut...hahahaha

i loved it this season when all the shthead prkrats at Northstar were bitching that the park was not being maintained and no rails were up/....this was after we got like 20-feet of snow in 10-days...

Sep 17 2005 12:13PM
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hanklambo
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2 words... jeff kiesel


-Henrik Lampert
Sep 20 2005 1:55PM
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Anathema
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i find it a little awkward that you're hating on somebody for trying.. people want to have the steezy look, so what. it beats the hell out of somebody deckin out and not even being able to ski.

don't hate on people that want to get better, because everybody starts somewhere.. how can you learn when people try to bring them down in the process?


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Capital City Rider / DFP


keep it real.
Sep 20 2005 1:55PM
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hanklambo
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3 more words..... can rip turns


-Henrik Lampert
Sep 20 2005 1:55PM
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ztiski360
Posts: 32 - Karma: 19
i like how it got to ... o yea well im better than u so fuck u . your talking on a computer unless ur doing some super sweet hacking you cant tell if anyone person is better than the other untill ur actually skiing with them then the bullshit ends.



just rember that the people who raced will always be better well rounded skiers then the people who hate on them
Sep 20 2005 3:17PM
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1440ski
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Thats how i think about it


Sep 20 2005 4:20PM
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clashskier13
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yea man if people wanna be gay and ski in the park all day them let them and then ull have more of the mountain for urself.

Sep 20 2005 6:12PM
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Matty.
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I'm impressed at skiing's progression seeing as how I haven't heard the term "Park Monkey" for around 2 years. It's probably a good thing.

-Matt Hollman
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Get Down Teaser:
http://www.freeskiing.com/Data/Sh ortFilms/123470/87/87.MOV
Sep 20 2005 6:31PM
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ARski28
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i like to ski everywhere, went out west last year to breck and got a foot of snow then i hiked peak 8 to the lake shutes, sickest thing ive ever done. but its totally different then throwing a cork 7 off a kicker, everything that surrounds the sport of skiing is sick as shit...bottom line

"the other day i finally saw it, finally saw what i have always wanted to see. I saw someone get hit by a car." -Dane
Sep 20 2005 8:21PM
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Daniel.
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 12
I fuckin hate people who think you suck if ur not good in park. REAL SKIING IS NOT PAEK SKIING. THE REAL SHIT IS BIG MOUNTAIN. POWDER. Your not a Good SKIER if your good at park ur a good JIBBER.

Go Skiing
Sep 20 2005 8:22PM
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ARski28
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^i agree, there is def a difference in the skills

"the other day i finally saw it, finally saw what i have always wanted to see. I saw someone get hit by a car." -Dane
Sep 20 2005 8:23PM
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justinm
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then if jibbers arent good skiers, explain to me how jp auclair, vinnie dorion, cusson and many east coasters destroy backcountry as much and even better then west coasters.....and dont tell me that they practiced etc, soo much park skiers did crazy lines and backcountry booters the first time they even got out west. you people who say park skiers are jibbers and cant ski, realize that guys like corey vanular, marc beliveau and sooo many east coast are some of the best of switch in powder and were east coast jibbers before everything else. some of you are so dumb.

stoneham rprsnt
Sep 20 2005 8:35PM
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freeskisquaw
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What kind of "crazy lines" did they do?


NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.

Scratch174, thank you.
Sep 20 2005 10:23PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
I kinda have to wonder what kinda idiot would rather take a good park day for a good pow day

and now it's time to go commit internet suicide


http://www.freeskiing.com/Data/ ShortFilms/125784/89/89.WMV
Objection^ (I tried making a link but it didn't work)

If you drive alone you drive with Hitler

I ride skis
www.skipunx.com
Sep 20 2005 10:27PM
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Tclif
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i actually used to hate park skiers since all i did was ski all mtn, now i find myself no wanting to leave the park... dont be jealous because they have more balls... also remember that some are former racers, all mtners, and then you have the some that never have skiied before but its all cool.

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Sep 20 2005 10:54PM
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Dan-Man
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you don't know anything

go ski
Sep 21 2005 8:53AM
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gaberaham
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everyone should just smoke a bowl and just chill out.

AK
Sep 21 2005 10:49AM
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feihlination
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i find it harder to put down(which i havent) a switch 7 than to ride a serious big mountain line...... maybe i am just weird.

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"for reals is everyone in here kidding?? OK first of all if you dont know what chads gap is thats kinda lame. Secondly They have been hitting chads gap for some time now. Im surprised now one has seen the cllip of candide thovex sticking a D spin over chads gap. Its kinda been around alot and been in a few articles." - TravisMC in a thread where everyone made fun of the creator who asked if chads had been hit with skis. thx alot

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Sep 28 2005 12:52PM
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jetski
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
Not true!!
I trained my park monkey to ski. Next winter he will be the first primate to be on the CSIA demo team.

Sep 28 2005 12:59PM
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