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badassmothafckr
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skiddin around with zero style, hitting a jump and barely being able to stand up after landing a jump! wearing baggy cloths and bitching on pow days that the pipe aint cut...hahahaha

i loved it this season when all the shthead prkrats at Northstar were bitching that the park was not being maintained and no rails were up/....this was after we got like 20-feet of snow in 10-days...

Sep 17 2005 12:13PM
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AngryFromBend
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i know what you mean. real skiers ski everything! only not the racecoarse...those guys are nazis.

Sep 17 2005 12:16PM
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Gnarshred
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haha what losers. the park is wayyyy more fun uncut on a pow day anyway. not that you should waste any time there.


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Sep 17 2005 12:16PM
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bigkicker
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^yea, clean up the takeoff and your park jump turns into a bc booter




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Sep 17 2005 12:19PM
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Phrosty
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if you really cared then you would be happy they wern't takin your preciuos pow pow.




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Sep 17 2005 12:35PM
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feihlination
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^word up,

its kinda disappointing when you see a younger kid throwing down as shvt and ripping your ass off in tha park. but he is so bad at riding groomers and the pow pow so youre happy that you can actually ski. :)

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Sep 17 2005 1:36PM
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VKarma185
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heck ya man that'd be freakin sweet. but i enjoy spendin the mornin buildin a booter then hittin it all afternoon

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Sep 17 2005 1:47PM
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skibuilder
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"real" skiers don't ski Northstar

Sep 17 2005 2:20PM
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justinm
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shut the fck up man, your just trying to bring park skiers down to put yourself up cause you suck so damn much.

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Sep 17 2005 2:21PM
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powpow1080
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the kids that just sit there piss me off......your there to throw down not be a bitch and sit there all day no matter what the weathers like

Sep 17 2005 2:26PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Your talking shit on people not being able to ski and you ski at nstar. Wow, I am sure you rip.

Sep 17 2005 2:29PM
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thatoneguyattyrol
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instead of ripping on people, why dont you make a post about loving pow? If people want to ride park let them ride park........personally I love both. Park is for the days when pow isnt around, which is most days.

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Sep 17 2005 2:32PM
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fizzlefry
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'badassmothafckr cant spell' monkey.
but i aggree they are little bitches, but at least you know where its at. i would rather be hucking off a cliff or a bc booter than be waiting in line at the park any day. i would also rather be hucking off a cliff or a bc booter than anything ever. just floating through the air and feeling like you are flying.... best thing in life.


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Sep 17 2005 2:34PM
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ec_jibbin
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yeah park monkeys cant ski outside the park but they do alright in it. But the best in the game come from racin backrounds, and can ski out of the park as well as in.





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Sep 17 2005 2:41PM
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BK
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you are about 2 years too late with this argument. fucking fagg.

Sep 17 2005 2:43PM
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duhamelski
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let people do what they want. if you never learn to ski, then you will never be at the top of your game. al the pros, and i mean every single one, is super confident in powder and just skiing around

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Sep 17 2005 4:40PM
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skogenjake
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^ just as this thread was getting lower down the page, you bring it back up. let it die. it is fucking retarded and should never be read. its also probably by a alias. fuck fuck shit fuck.


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Sep 17 2005 4:41PM
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cLyOnS_45
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our park crew can be pretty lazy and not maintain the park even when its freakin bluebird so were kinda use to it, but for some reason they maintain there jobs. They have their days though where we are satisfied. No matter what though there are always those someones that hang around the parks talking themselves up and saying what they could have landed if the rail was set up right...or whatever...


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Sep 17 2005 4:46PM
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anothermammothpunk
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awesome

Sep 17 2005 4:48PM
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coolhandluke
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wait.......so where do the REAL skiers go at Northstar? 5 miles east?

Sep 17 2005 5:03PM
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ThaHater
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First off you are from the east coast so you only know how to ride on ice and secondly race programs do not breed the best in the game. Good skiers come from all different backgrounds and most don't chase sticks, some of the best skiers have no formal training (Sage, for instance), while others come from freestyle backgrounds (T. Hall) and then there are some that were former racers (Jon Olsson). To say the best skiers are breed from racers is just downright wrong.

The fact of the matter is kids need to understand that it is more important to learn the fundamentals of skiing first and then take those to the park. Those kids just love skiing park will quit skiing as soon as they realize they aren't going to make money or they reach the age of 25 or so and their bodies can no longer take the abuse of hard landings, if they don't hurt themselves before that time.

Sep 17 2005 5:14PM
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skimack
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OH SHIT!

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Sep 17 2005 5:18PM
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*rkp*
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so true im glad i am actually able to rip outside the park too so when im older and sick of wrecking myself in the park ill be able to ski well elsewheres.

Sep 17 2005 7:45PM
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Sk3bUm
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i've never met any of these park rats that you say can't ski outside the park.. is it just on the east coast and n-star this is taking place?

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Sep 17 2005 9:20PM
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PLJaCks
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I just hate the parents who bring their little kids through the park and cut off freeskiers and boarders only to use the rail and box kickers as jumps. but as far as park rats who can't ski outside the park, hmm, I don't know much about that.

Sep 17 2005 10:00PM
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Sep 17 2005 10:10PM
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fingerbang
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first off the comment that real skiers don't ski at northstar is kinda retarded. what defines a real skier and it doesn't matter where you are you can learn to ski anything. personally being from the midwest it is hard but i have learned how to ski park, groomers, pipe, and powder... especially the powder. when i went out west i did better that most of the locals and i haven't had any formal trainging so i also disagree with that. in the midwest we do have lots and lots of park rats who can't ski as well as tons of little kids and there parents that ski off the sides of everything and get in the way and just generally piss me off!


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Sep 17 2005 10:22PM
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doGelyst
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I really dont care what other people do. But when its dumping, the park really isnt the place to be. As for anyone bitching about park not being maintained, they can go fucking shove it. It takes a shitload of effort to rake out rails when theres a foot+ of wet heavy ass snow everywhere.

The best part is morons who want to ride the pipe on a pow day. Little do they realize, that it takes a shitload of time to get all the snow they slide down from the walls out of the middle of the pipe. Most of the time the jumps are too slow to hit as well. So if it's dumping, just stay the F out of park and make everyone's life easier including your own.

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Sep 17 2005 10:39PM
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anothermammothpunk
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well i dont have an option skiing where i ski........ the park AND the mountain SUCK!

Sep 17 2005 10:47PM
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table_top08
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What is wrong with them if they are in the park on a pow day? who in their right mind would do that?

Sep 17 2005 10:50PM
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Literature
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If they are having fun, why should you complain? Isnt that why you're there in the first place? And if not, why?

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Sep 17 2005 10:50PM
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STAUSS
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what the fuck are you talkng abuot?




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Sep 18 2005 12:48AM
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Dilla
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iknow so many "park monkeys" that could kick your ass switch on anything



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Sep 18 2005 12:51AM
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KeegLove
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its true ithe best skier is the skier that can ski anything

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Sep 18 2005 12:53AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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dont even reply to this thread....its just someone trying to piss off people. everyone knows that most park skiers can ski


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Sep 18 2005 7:26AM
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BigZero
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who gives a shit, stop being such haters. If park rats enjoy skiing the park, then be happy that there not in your way on the slopes. I'm sick of hearing people bitching about everything. So shut up and go ski.

Sep 18 2005 8:05AM
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matthasaurusrex
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amen to that.


Most people, who are a little older, skiied, without park long before they got twins. All the people i know where in school for skiing or even teach. Then got into being park rats, it made tham better skierss.


but yea, its all about having fun.

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Sep 18 2005 8:09AM
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dontH8innovate
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I didn't even bother reading this whole thread, but I do have one thing to say

REAL SKIERS DON'T GO ONLINE AND BITCH ABOUT HOW PEOPLE CAN'T SKI

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Sep 18 2005 8:09AM
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fingerbang
Posts: 138 - Karma: 10
there is no snow.... meaning i can't ski... meaning i'm bored... meaning i bitch on here and watch ski videos all day long

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Sep 20 2005 9:45AM
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RichardCranium
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I like how everything always turns into a heated debate. Why all the hating as long as people are having fun skiing thats all that matters. Whether it be in the park or the BC. It doesn't matter just as long as they aren't being little whinny pussies.

Sep 20 2005 10:08AM
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It shows that you haven been on NS a long time. Its called opinions. Many people try to defend it and not listen to others.



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Sep 20 2005 10:19AM
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RichardCranium
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no i have been on a long time. it just gets old after a while that everyone always has to hate.

Sep 20 2005 10:23AM
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cravenmoorehed
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There are alot of good cross over skiers and in my opinion there the best skiers...........

Sep 20 2005 10:47AM
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AK
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what I dont get is that you say park monkeys cant "ski". If they are skiing in the park, then they are skiing. It doesn't matter what you are doing, if you have skis on your feet and are sliding down some snow, then you are skiing. you say that they have crappy style outside of the park, well maybe you suck ass in the park, and they all laugh at you.

Sep 20 2005 10:49AM
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RichardCranium
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^touche, nay sayers. i like your style.

Sep 20 2005 10:55AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Why do people feel they have to constantly post this same comment?

Fucking grow up.

Who gives a shit if people can't ski? At least they're skiing.

Would you hate a beginner for not being able to ski the bunny hill?

Let people learn.




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Sep 20 2005 12:54PM
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jksl
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hmmm, you should see Henrik Lampert ski, what a park monkey! but HOLY HELL can he rip some fuckin turns
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Sep 20 2005 12:59PM
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gaberaham
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This is a fucking stupid argument. Some people like big mountain, so people like park, some like groomers, there shouldnt be a contest to be a"real skier" you should ski where ever you want so long as you enjoy it weather it be supperpark or Valdez AK. Its true that many park skiers cant deal with a big line, but alot of big mountain skiers cant T up a 60 foot table. You should shit on someone because they enjoy something different then you do (unless they are a telemarker...) Let the park skiers enjoy the park and progress there. I know i will ski both and continure to progress my skiing as a whole, but its not important to me to be good, whats important is that I enjoy myself and no one can take that away from me no matter how good they are and if they are a "real skier"

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Sep 20 2005 1:03PM
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gaberaham
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oh yeah, just kidding about the telemark thing

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Sep 20 2005 1:05PM
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doGelyst
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telemarketers!

w/e, I dont care anymore. I just know that pow days suck in park, when you are working on park crew :O

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Sep 20 2005 1:13PM
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justinm
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so according to your argument ''badassmother....'' if park skiers cant ski pow, then pow skiers cant ski switch and cant do rails and jump for shit???

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Sep 20 2005 1:43PM
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