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I got a letter from an insurance company today... it would seem that I "caused damage" to somebody's parked car by clipping their wingmirror with the handlebar of my scooter.

Never mind the fact that I looked at the car and didn't see any damage, so I drove off. I have no idea what kind of shit I might be in for or how much money they want.

My biggest problem here is, how the fuck did they know? I'm sure the owner would have come along yelling if they'd seen me, so it must just have been some random stupid fuck who got satisfaction out of writing down my plate number.

I've got plenty of dents in both my car and my scooter... where was this watchdog when the same shit happened to me? If I ever figure out who this guy was, I'm going to punch him square in the fucking jaw. No joke. I know that makes me a bad person.

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