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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
I got a letter from an insurance company today... it would seem that I "caused damage" to somebody's parked car by clipping their wingmirror with the handlebar of my scooter.

Never mind the fact that I looked at the car and didn't see any damage, so I drove off. I have no idea what kind of shit I might be in for or how much money they want.

My biggest problem here is, how the fuck did they know? I'm sure the owner would have come along yelling if they'd seen me, so it must just have been some random stupid fuck who got satisfaction out of writing down my plate number.

I've got plenty of dents in both my car and my scooter... where was this watchdog when the same shit happened to me? If I ever figure out who this guy was, I'm going to punch him square in the fucking jaw. No joke. I know that makes me a bad person.

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Sep 17 2005 3:48AM
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j.bird
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well this is not really that related, but i almost just claimed the largest car insurance, and life insurance claim, ever. So i just dropped off this girl who I'm kinda seeing, and i am driving home and there is this hill with a cross street, and no stop sign and then another downhill. SO if you are going around 70ish, you can get air like "cruisin USA style" and anyway i hit that shit at about 75, doing it all the time, i knew this was the right speed in my car, and for a nice smooth landing, about 40 ft of distance is about how much i cover. anyway, there are always cars parked along the sides of the roads because it is a residential area. Well knowing it was 230 in the morning i figured there wouldn't be anyone within a mile of me, so i went for it without checking first. As soon as i got over the hill and went airborne, i saw this white toyota sedan on the right side slowing down like 80ft in front of me and she starts to turn into this driveyway, so iw as hard on the brakes, and thought everything was alright. turns out he/she was making a u-turn and began turning left into the middle of the street. not knowing i was doing about 80 and just barely had reached the ground again. I'm thinking holy shit, this is it, I'm gonna die.... there is a big truck parked opposite of the u-turning car, and i have no idea but i managed to slip through with INCHES to spare. I was just waiting for the loud crash of her hitting my rear quarter panel, and i go sideways into the truck..then i squeeze by and nothing happens. i was fucking terrified at this point, but i barely swerved and maneuvered this TIGHT squeeze at about 60 mph after some hard breaking, and then this guy decides i disrespected his hood, and decides to follow me. after about 15 min of cat and mouse i lose the fucker, never allowing him to be close enough to read my license plate. I almost died..... that was fucking NUTS. wow this was longer than i thought it would be.. ok done

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Sep 17 2005 4:01AM
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DHogg
Posts: 3462 - Karma: 237
some car parks haev cameras now so maybe the owner asked them to find your # plate.

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Sep 17 2005 4:12AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
This was on a street, though... I was trying to squeeze between a bus and this guy's car and I misjudged it.

I bet it was someone on the bus.

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WIND BLOWING HARD
KOMPRESSOR GREEN CARD
OUT OF HAND AND INTO FRONT YARD
PICK UP FROM LAWN
CONCLUSION FOREGONE
KEEP WALLET IN POCKET IF WIND IS STRONG
Sep 17 2005 4:24AM
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skiierman
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Maybe you told on yourself... Think about it...

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Sep 17 2005 8:17AM
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japanada
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may wanna check your front brake pads, very hard and fast breaking wear down pads crazy fast.


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Sep 17 2005 8:24AM
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SSteezle
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that sucks though man


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Sep 17 2005 9:01AM
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skirbrt88
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thats what you get for owning a scooter




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Sep 17 2005 12:16PM
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freezed
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wow....you were close to dying.

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Sep 17 2005 1:08PM
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feihlination
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yeah, i dont like em too. i like those people with scooters, MX-helmets and Oakley-goggles...

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Sep 17 2005 1:51PM
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VKarma185
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haha i got a rush just readin that. that's way crazy, i hate close calls when it comes to driving

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Sep 17 2005 2:50PM
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EC-Tom
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bring it to court and figure out how they figured it out. from their you can fight it or pay it.


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Sep 17 2005 3:06PM
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AKFREERIDE
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you ride a scooter???

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Sep 17 2005 3:12PM
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ec_jibbin
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better be a moerized scooter, or your a fucking 2 year old





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Sep 17 2005 6:15PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
yeah, I'm talking about a vespa... and I get 90 mpg so all you haters can fuck off. :)

I don't want to go to court... my classes start this wednesday and the "accident" was my fault anyway... and I don't have any witnesses.

My insurance is going to hopefully going to pay for it, though. I have pretty good insurance.

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WIND BLOWING HARD
KOMPRESSOR GREEN CARD
OUT OF HAND AND INTO FRONT YARD
PICK UP FROM LAWN
CONCLUSION FOREGONE
KEEP WALLET IN POCKET IF WIND IS STRONG
Sep 17 2005 6:27PM
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gaberaham
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that fucking blows, i would be so mad. thats the type of thing that just ruins your day

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Sep 17 2005 6:28PM
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cdnskigirl89
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what kind of scooter is it??????!?

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Sep 17 2005 6:49PM
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l337
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your on a scooter? what the fuck?!!!!


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Sep 17 2005 7:33PM
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djikstra
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damn second post is insane!!! good driving skills though man. u should pod race

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Sep 17 2005 7:37PM
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1080ski
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dude, that is so intense, i would have been flipping out through the whole thing if i were you or in the car or something. good driving though

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Sep 17 2005 7:46PM
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j.bird
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^ hahah thanks, but that was wayyyyy to close for comfort, i like just braced myself in the seat and gripped the wheel and was waiting to get clipped and then spin into the parked truck.. I am amazed i made it. never again will i imitate cruisin usa..haha

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Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny
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Sep 17 2005 7:47PM
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SteezePatrol
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yea good call going 75 mph and hucking over a hill, like there's definetely no chance of you killing a few people walking accross the road...jackass

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Sep 17 2005 7:53PM
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j.bird
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I've done it before, we have done it tons of times, but this was the first time i did it alone, with no one looking for cars. It was 230 in the morning, in a gated country club type neighborhood, there is normally NO ONE even awake in this neighborhood at this time

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Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny
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Sep 17 2005 7:56PM
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ItsPhil
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what kind of music were you listening to during this

Sep 17 2005 7:58PM
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j.bird
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haha funny you ask, it was Rage-killing in the name of... I was pretty hyped and then i almost shit myself and everyhting slowed down and like idk, just a weird feeling.

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Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny
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Sep 17 2005 8:04PM
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SUpilot
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I'm thinkin you sorta ratted on yourself without knowing it.

Sep 17 2005 8:18PM
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STAUSS
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scooting is the shit




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Sep 18 2005 12:13AM
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Dilla
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sounds like a good tiem to me



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Sep 18 2005 12:16AM
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KeegLove
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that sux man, when you find out who did it you shood pee on him/her, then you will feer better about yourself.

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Sep 18 2005 12:20AM
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STAUSS
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^ yeah poop too




So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!

Sep 18 2005 12:53AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
you're the second person to say that, and I don't get it.

I pretty much drove off and forgot about it entirely until I got this letter, so I don't know what you guys are getting at...

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WIND BLOWING HARD
KOMPRESSOR GREEN CARD
OUT OF HAND AND INTO FRONT YARD
PICK UP FROM LAWN
CONCLUSION FOREGONE
KEEP WALLET IN POCKET IF WIND IS STRONG
Sep 18 2005 12:59AM
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NoleZ_540
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haha funny car insurance thing story. me and my family were going to wildcat, so we pull in to the parking lot and this dude pulls like an inch from our car opens his door and makes a HUGE dent in my car. me and my dad were like "wtf" to him. so he rolls down his window and starts screaming shit. then all of a sudden his wife says "fuck you and go back to Massachusetts!" then she flipps us off. so my dad calls the cops and then they start begging not to bring them to jail. so they paid us $3000 in insurance or something. hahaha so funny. if any of u guys get the Boston Globe look in the Automobile section and look for a column by Royal Ford, hes the asshole who did it hahahaha

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Sep 18 2005 4:28PM
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back_woods
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"i knew this was the right speed in my car, and for a nice smooth landing, ABOUT 40 ft OF DISTANCE IS ABOUT HOW MUCH I COVER.......(caps added)

.......... As soon as i got over the hill and went airborne, i saw this white toyota sedan on the right side slowing down like 80ft in front of me and she starts to turn into this driveyway, so iw as hard on the brakes, and thought everything was alright."

oh sweet dude, i do that at home too in my para-lite

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Sep 18 2005 4:34PM
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j.bird
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^i thought the car wsa stopped and parked on the side of the road. i was still braking hard, but i was almost sure they were parked then all of a sudden he turned out in the street for some reason and was blocking almost the entire street

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Dear God, Can you put anuther holiday between christmas and easter, there is nothing good in there-Ginny
(aint that the truth haha^)

Sep 18 2005 6:48PM
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skier27
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hahahahahahahahahahhaah i laughed so hard when i read the first sentances... "I got a letter from an insurance company today... it would seem that I "caused damage" to somebody's parked car by clipping their wingmirror with the handlebar of my scooter."


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Sep 18 2005 6:51PM
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skier27
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oh my bad.. i just pictured you hitting it on a little kids scooter... i forgot about the motorized things

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Sep 18 2005 6:53PM
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bermbuster49
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exactly


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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Sep 18 2005 7:03PM
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