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Shittyest night ever

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freeze717
Posts: 412 - Karma: 11
so tonight i got my third ticket in 6 months for 13 over and then my car bottoms out on a dirt road and the oil pan breaks spillings oil everywhere so then i leave my car in a parking lot for an hour(cause it doesent run) while i get a tow truck and i end up with 2 seperate parking tickets one from campus police one from the real police. awsome 3 tickets and a broken car in one night. and now my parents think my car is too fast for me so they gave me my moms old van to drive eveywhere, its an 04 hoda odessy. but its all ok cause tomorrow im getting an oz of ganjah

Sep 16 2005 8:33PM
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SSteezle
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3rd time in 6 months, damn dude, your insurance is prob. 5000 haha


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Sep 17 2005 9:01AM
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jib-unit00
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didnt you get the point after the second one

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Sep 17 2005 9:22AM
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ejoy
Posts: 524 - Karma: 43
^Or the first one?

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Sep 17 2005 10:42AM
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.John.
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maybe you should stop driving and just ride a bike. because you really seem to suck at driving


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Sep 17 2005 10:48AM
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--Binger--
Posts: 724 - Karma: 10
judging by your icon ur probably a WRX driver that thinks his car is king shit, well they're nice cars but def. not TOO fast

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imma tell u what i tell my bitches. dont watch me, watch TV. this is Pay-Per view, u gotta pay fo this shit
Sep 17 2005 12:09PM
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Localboyz
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Oh no i got one for you... im driving with two of my buddies... and were going down the road at about 60-65... this speeder comes up on my left and cuts me off too short... i slam the brakes... he nips my bumper... back end goes out of whack in the rain... get it down to about 45... go up an embankment and flip... (literally imagine a flair in the pipe) land on the road... everyone in the cars behind us run up to expect us to be dead... we all walk out of the car without a scratch except for a gash on the back of my head (sooo sooo lucky thank you god)... AND THE GUY WHO CUT ME OFF KEPT FUCKING DRIVING... so now im at fault because he left... i have two staples in my fucking head... and i just blew up an 18,000 car... sucks but could be worse... really worse... can anybody beat this story... im sure somebody else had a completely shit night out of the 70,000 members and like 10,000 who comment reguarly

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Sep 17 2005 6:28PM
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gaberaham
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that would just kill any good day

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Sep 17 2005 6:30PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
dude honda odeseys haul ass, i drive my moms sometimes, it 0-60 is like 7 seconds, faster than my car


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Sep 17 2005 6:43PM
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bigbromskier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 330
my friends got pulled over going 120 with weed
and some girl was following them going that fast and she had weed a bigass hookah like 10 bottles of wine and to top it off the cops pulled out a blowup doll funny stuff
my friend who was driving got a speeding ticket and the other kid with a pipe got charged with posession and got off with a warning and that he cant get introuble for 6 months

Sep 17 2005 6:47PM
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freeze717
Posts: 412 - Karma: 11
well the first 2 tickets i got were in the honda odessy.

Sep 17 2005 8:35PM
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freeze717
Posts: 412 - Karma: 11
no i dont drive a wrx and i dont even own a subaru. the only subarus i like anyway are the wagons. i want a legacey gt wagon and my parents were looking at used ones for me but now after this i dont think its going to happen for a while.

Sep 17 2005 8:37PM
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sacchettiadam
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get a mo ped.




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Sep 17 2005 9:18PM
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Dakoulas
Posts: 2894 - Karma: 40
Well, me and some friends were trying to do a rail last night at some school. Nevertheless the cops show up no more than 10 minutes after everything is set up. So the policeman has us take all our shit down and put it away.
Now while we were putting the stuff into my friends car, which was parallel parked in a parkign spot on the side of the road out of the way, some lady drivign down the road slams itnto my friends car swerves across the road and the back the other way into some post just barely missing the cop car. All this happened right in front of the cop. Her car was totalled and my friends rear end got wicked fucked up.
So after a failed urban attempt, an accident, and probably an hour of waiting for all the police reports to be filed and shit to be cleaned up by the fire department we ended up going home.
Woohoo


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Sep 18 2005 2:00AM
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