Msn Convos...

I'm Matt. Ban The Tubetop. and she is Katie... complicated i know...

KÃ¥tie says:
tell me that story with the frog and the milk
KÃ¥tie says:
i totally forget that story!!!
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
ok...
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
i forget most of it too
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
but there once was a man from nantucket, and he was thirsty,
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so he moseyed over to the fridge and grabbed his milk,
KÃ¥tie says:
haha
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
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KÃ¥tie says:
haahaha
KÃ¥tie says:
u loser u dont remember
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
NOPE , JUST CLEANING MY KEYBOARD
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
caps
KÃ¥tie says:
haha
KÃ¥tie says:
loser
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
ok. so he goes to grab his milk, and he takes a swig, and OHH SHITTY TITTY ! its gone bad ! ( thats what they say in nantucket when their shit goes bad)
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so, he jumps into his flying car, with his milk, and sets out to go to new hampsier ( thats in england, where people from nantucket fly their flying cars for milk )
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
to take that chunky milk back to the store...
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so his talking dog runs out just before he leaves.. and he tells him that flying cars arent invented yet... so the man from nantucket starts falling out of the sky !
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH screams the little man from nantucket
KÃ¥tie says:
haha omg i love u
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
ok, so hes PLUMMETING TO HIS DEATH ! WHILE RIDING A SCOOTER !
KÃ¥tie says:
lol
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
then, the evil hissing snakes of... umm mexico ? yeah, mexico... they start hissing and then...
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
then !
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
THEN !
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
THEN !!
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
THENN !!!?
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
THEY BITE HIM ON THE FACE !
KÃ¥tie says:
…
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so he goes AHHHHHHHHH IM BITTEN IN THE FACE BY A THOUSAND SNAKES ! AND BY THE WAY ! AHHHHHHH IM STILL PLUMMETING TO MY DEATH !!!!
KÃ¥tie says:
hahaha
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
SO THEN ! the man from nantucket gets a cleaver idea, he decides to jump out of the car ! but there are too many snakes ! so many snakes you could fill the great lakes ! WITH SNAKES ! (I love the aquabats)
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so his flying nantucket dog flys up and starts fighting the snakes with bats and rakes. AND OTHER SNAKES !
KÃ¥tie says:
ahah ok u are having waaay 2 much fun with this
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
but there are still a lot of snakes ! SO MANY SNAKES IT WOULD TAKE A THOUSAND CRATES TO CONTAIN THE SNAKES ! (I still love the aquabats)
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so they are both meeting their certain doom ! untill the snakes get thirsty from all the biting
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
and one says… OHH LOOK ! PIZZA ! AND THEN THE OTHER SNAKES SAY " HAHA YOU DUMMYFACE ! THAT IS CHUNKY MILK FROM NEW YORK ( OR SOMTHING I CANT REALLY REMEMBER ANYMORE BUT I THINK IM ON A FUCKING ROLL HERE )
KÃ¥tie says:
lol
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so they start drinking the milk... glug... glug... gulg... but somthing's very wrong ! BLLLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
SNAKE PUKE EVERYWHERE ! SO MUCH PUKE YOU WOULD NEED TO SCOOP THE PUKE WITH A SPECIAL PUKE SHOVEL JUST TO GET IT OUT... SO MUCH PUKE THAT ALL THE SNAKES DIED !
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
but then. they realize that theyre still falling out of the sky TO THEIR DOOM ! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
CRASH !!!!!
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
IT'S ALL OVER !...?
KÃ¥tie says:
or is it?
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
NO ! LUCKILY THE SNAKES GOT SICK BEFORE THEY FINISHED HALF OF THE CHUNKY MILK... AND WHEN THEY HIT THE GROUND...
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
THEY EXPLODED THE CHUNKY MILK AND THE MILK CHUNKS ACTED LIKE... BUBBLE WRAP ( JUST WITHOUT THE FUN POPPING SOUND... OR WITH THE FUN POPPING SOUND ? ) SO YEAH POP POP POP POP POP POP THEY WERE SAVED ! ONCE AGAIN BY THE CHUNKY MILK FROM NEW ORLEANS
KÃ¥tie says:
ahha it was from new york?
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
it was from new somthing... ironicially it went bad...
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
anyways... so there they were, saved by the very thing they decided to destroy... so the moral of this story... is dont bother the poor kid behind the desk at the super market if your milk goes bad... cause he just may have an army of snakes and shit to bite your fuckin face !
KÃ¥tie says:
lol that was a great story
KÃ¥tie says:
u should save that
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
i will
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
this whole convo...
KÃ¥tie says:
SWEEEEEEEEET