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Msn Convos...

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mattsterski
Posts: 36 - Karma: 10
I'm Matt. Ban The Tubetop. and she is Katie... complicated i know...

KÃ¥tie says:
tell me that story with the frog and the milk
KÃ¥tie says:
i totally forget that story!!!
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
ok...
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
i forget most of it too
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
but there once was a man from nantucket, and he was thirsty,
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so he moseyed over to the fridge and grabbed his milk,
KÃ¥tie says:
haha
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
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KÃ¥tie says:
haahaha
KÃ¥tie says:
u loser u dont remember
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
NOPE , JUST CLEANING MY KEYBOARD
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
caps
KÃ¥tie says:
haha
KÃ¥tie says:
loser
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
ok. so he goes to grab his milk, and he takes a swig, and OHH SHITTY TITTY ! its gone bad ! ( thats what they say in nantucket when their shit goes bad)
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so, he jumps into his flying car, with his milk, and sets out to go to new hampsier ( thats in england, where people from nantucket fly their flying cars for milk )
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
to take that chunky milk back to the store...
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so his talking dog runs out just before he leaves.. and he tells him that flying cars arent invented yet... so the man from nantucket starts falling out of the sky !
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH screams the little man from nantucket
KÃ¥tie says:
haha omg i love u
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
ok, so hes PLUMMETING TO HIS DEATH ! WHILE RIDING A SCOOTER !
KÃ¥tie says:
lol
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
then, the evil hissing snakes of... umm mexico ? yeah, mexico... they start hissing and then...
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
then !
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
THEN !
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
THEN !!
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
THENN !!!?
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
THEY BITE HIM ON THE FACE !
KÃ¥tie says:
…
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so he goes AHHHHHHHHH IM BITTEN IN THE FACE BY A THOUSAND SNAKES ! AND BY THE WAY ! AHHHHHHH IM STILL PLUMMETING TO MY DEATH !!!!
KÃ¥tie says:
hahaha
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
SO THEN ! the man from nantucket gets a cleaver idea, he decides to jump out of the car ! but there are too many snakes ! so many snakes you could fill the great lakes ! WITH SNAKES ! (I love the aquabats)
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so his flying nantucket dog flys up and starts fighting the snakes with bats and rakes. AND OTHER SNAKES !
KÃ¥tie says:
ahah ok u are having waaay 2 much fun with this
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
but there are still a lot of snakes ! SO MANY SNAKES IT WOULD TAKE A THOUSAND CRATES TO CONTAIN THE SNAKES ! (I still love the aquabats)
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so they are both meeting their certain doom ! untill the snakes get thirsty from all the biting
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
and one says… OHH LOOK ! PIZZA ! AND THEN THE OTHER SNAKES SAY " HAHA YOU DUMMYFACE ! THAT IS CHUNKY MILK FROM NEW YORK ( OR SOMTHING I CANT REALLY REMEMBER ANYMORE BUT I THINK IM ON A FUCKING ROLL HERE )
KÃ¥tie says:
lol
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
so they start drinking the milk... glug... glug... gulg... but somthing's very wrong ! BLLLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
SNAKE PUKE EVERYWHERE ! SO MUCH PUKE YOU WOULD NEED TO SCOOP THE PUKE WITH A SPECIAL PUKE SHOVEL JUST TO GET IT OUT... SO MUCH PUKE THAT ALL THE SNAKES DIED !
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
but then. they realize that theyre still falling out of the sky TO THEIR DOOM ! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
CRASH !!!!!
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
IT'S ALL OVER !...?
KÃ¥tie says:
or is it?
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
NO ! LUCKILY THE SNAKES GOT SICK BEFORE THEY FINISHED HALF OF THE CHUNKY MILK... AND WHEN THEY HIT THE GROUND...
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
THEY EXPLODED THE CHUNKY MILK AND THE MILK CHUNKS ACTED LIKE... BUBBLE WRAP ( JUST WITHOUT THE FUN POPPING SOUND... OR WITH THE FUN POPPING SOUND ? ) SO YEAH POP POP POP POP POP POP THEY WERE SAVED ! ONCE AGAIN BY THE CHUNKY MILK FROM NEW ORLEANS
KÃ¥tie says:
ahha it was from new york?
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
it was from new somthing... ironicially it went bad...
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
anyways... so there they were, saved by the very thing they decided to destroy... so the moral of this story... is dont bother the poor kid behind the desk at the super market if your milk goes bad... cause he just may have an army of snakes and shit to bite your fuckin face !
KÃ¥tie says:
lol that was a great story
KÃ¥tie says:
u should save that
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
i will
Matt. Ban The Tubetop ! says:
this whole convo...
KÃ¥tie says:
SWEEEEEEEEET

Sep 15 2005 12:21AM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
wow msn convos are annoying. then she says then he says then fuck that.






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Sacadelic
Sep 15 2005 5:19AM
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cork5_thovex
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 8
i read about half of that and then got bored


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FUCK. The most versatile word in the English language
Sep 15 2005 7:17PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
i laughed when the guy said oh shitty titty then i stopped reading cause it was getting stoooooopid



NS Skateboarding
Sep 15 2005 7:20PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
ya same here

All the ladies want to show me their bra straps.
Sep 15 2005 7:52PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
aim is better, and easier to read.


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Sep 15 2005 8:03PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
that shit is loong



Poor Milk Productions
Sep 15 2005 8:07PM
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Ptrckroe
Posts: 365 - Karma: 9
No one wants to read this shit, dont post it

Sep 15 2005 8:09PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
same was any of it actually good cause what i read was just gay

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-Ryan


what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.
-tweaks_rock_me
Sep 15 2005 8:18PM
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dman1260
Posts: 899 - Karma: 13
thats the dumbest thing i've ever read. how old are you? i hope you arent any older than 10 or 11 and even if you aren't i might still be a little concerned for your mental health.

Sep 15 2005 8:55PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
i hate msn. AIM is so much easier

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-Jon

go to jibij
Sep 15 2005 9:27PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 481
I didn't even start reading it

and now it's time to go commit internet suicide


http://www.freeskiing.com/Data/ ShortFilms/125784/88/88.WMV
Objection^ (I tried making a link but it didn't work)

If you drive alone you drive with Hitler

I ride skis
www.skipunx.com
Sep 15 2005 9:42PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
ahah i read it, good stuff, but that girl seemed to have lost interest halfway and only really said "LoL!"




I ♥ Skateboarding
Sep 16 2005 12:25PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
that chick got bored halfway through too


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Fight the Fiat!!!
Sep 16 2005 1:09PM
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powfoka
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 160
i was mike jones!



mike jones(9)
(you whisper to x baby girl x(8)) we should chat

#### Dan(16) leaves the room ####

#### kitten(10) leaves the room ####

#### bigboi(2) leaves the room ####
x baby girl x(8)
(whispers to you) y?
HOtdick(13)
Hey any girl wann chat with me havingmsn presss 1111
mike jones(9)
(you whisper to x baby girl x(8)) we could have fun fun
luke(3)
luvlygal asl
x baby girl x(8)
(whispers to you) lol
mike jones(9)
(you whisper to x baby girl x(8)) wanna go private?
x baby girl x(8)
(whispers to you) na
luvlygal(1)
1111
mike jones(9)
(you whisper to x baby girl x(8)) what the fuck bitch nobody says no to mike jones
HOtdick(13)
(Says to luvlygal(1)) hey sexy whts ur msn
luke(3)
u have msn
HOtdick(13)
(Says to x baby girl x(8)) hey wann have cyber sex with me in private press 7777

#### bigboi(2) enters the room ####
mike jones(9)
(you whisper to x baby girl x(8)) havent you heard the fucking song
x baby girl x(8)
(Says to HOtdick(13)) 8888
mike jones(9)
(you whisper to x baby girl x(8)) back then hoes didnt want me now im hot hoes all on me
x baby girl x(8)
(Says to HOtdick(13)) im just a dick tease

#### luke(3) leaves the room ####

#### matthew(3) enters the room ####

#### AUSSIEBOY(10) enters the room ####
HOtdick(13)
(Says to sexy blonde(12)) hey wann chat
matthew(3)
hello ladies
sexy blonde(12)
(Says to ryan(4)) hey
x baby girl x(8)
(Says to matthew(3)) hi
mike jones(9)
mike jones slits bitches throats


with gas prices so expensive and mexicans so cheap i think i am going to start riding a mexican to work!
Sep 18 2005 6:18AM
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ejoy
Posts: 524 - Karma: 43
Whats that about then?

On looking at the enormity and beauty of the Earth you realise just how small we are and how big God is.

~Soul Sisterhood~
Sep 18 2005 8:56AM
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