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My Science Experiment - Yay!
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In the name of science by god I do intend to go forth and weed out the weaker of my brain cells rendering me more intelligent by the drinkload. Following Darwinian naturally selective principals I will be a genius by this time tomorrow.
I will report my findings in the 'Journal of Myopic Science'
Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
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Are you implying Prof. Bawbs that by eliminating the weak cells you will be less dumber. Do weak cells have a negative effect or a neutral effect on your brain? Technically I should be a genius by your theory!
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'my head has been battered with a concrete beer mit'- no other than the infamous Bawb
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I feel more inteligent by the swig
and somehow stronger too.
I think I become superhuman after much beer
This adds weight to my argument in a rather Kunian way
Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
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the best part of this experiment is women seem to be more attractive the more you drink, bawb your a genius
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
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ya ill try that sometime
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