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the best birthday present ever.
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ok second best... darryl's mom wearing nothing but a bow... that would take best... but no. I get my cast off on the 5th. yeay for me... not that anyone cares. but I thought it was a better topic than a black capped chickadee. hmm. la la la
Dave Pauls
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'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
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Hey hun...
U having fun watching Birds????
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My halo needs some duct tape.
I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
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dave the best present for you would be a 13 year old pre pubesent girl with nothing but a bow
ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
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damn u weiner u beat me to it
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
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you got a 11 year old Korean girl in a box?
I'm a fuckin hellbound trapped up in L-town, and after drinks and shit, I'll have your bitch spellbound.
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if u shop at the gap or at nike u get a free korean kid with any purchase over $200
If Newton's 3rd Law is true(every action has an equal and opposite reaction) then I could take a dump in space, the poo would shoot one way and I would go the other! SCIENCE RULES!
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nice! I hope it healed all nice and stuff.
Now will you ever bounce again? Should I bring a heavier icepack to throw at you next time?
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hey now - that was below the belt...
Darryl Hunt
well now i just don't know what to put for my signature. hey look, it's snowing out.
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you are all dead. especially weiner. I dont care if you are huge - and enjoy trying to ass rape me. I am still gona kick your ass.
Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com
'hey you got a peny? you have more than that... your holding out on me.' some national judo champion talking to Charles on the streets of toronto outside the strip club.
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haha lineski good one, i think a good bday present is natalie prtman with a bow and nothin else but thats just me and that probably wont ever happen so o well
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program
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I got Natalie Portman for my birthday this year. My bro got me a cardboard cut-out of her... best bday present ever.
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
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you should get a new foot (and some shoulders) for your b-day dave.
Darryl Hunt
well now i just don't know what to put for my signature. hey look, it's snowing out.
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Darryl... coming from Dave? every shot is below the belt.
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
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hmm.....Darryl and Dave enough said!!
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