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I wrote blowjobs many times a day
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on my programming teacher's chalkboard. blowjobs...BJs...BLOWJOB. i like to hide it in the segment of java code he has already written down. blowjobs. he never notices. blowjobs. beejays.
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Sacadelic
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its fucking awesome
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psh, 4th grade programming, i did that shit in 2nd
Let us have a revolution
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its not really funny until i walk in the next day to find none of what i wrote erased, or even noticed by him.
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man, once i did something rebelious like that. I wrote "who? MIKE JONES" on a math test.... I got maddd respect for that one.
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i mooned the president. FUCK YEAH DUDE
stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Justin
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keep it real.
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i remeber back in the day when i was a noob i filled in bubbles in an "acheivement test" to say "fuck you" or something a long those lines, and i got called into the principal's office and he just made me retake that section.. dumb idea on my behalf
Let us have a revolution
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dude you must like blowjobs a lot
"Colorado is the dealer pushing freedies in the schoolyard. It's the gateway to western skiing, the portal that has transformed recreational skiers from Oregon to Vermont into life-long junkies." -Derek Taylor in Power Magazine
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yeah one of my friends last year found an agenda. So he wrote MIKE HUNT in it and brought it to the teacher and said that he just found this. And this teacher is the nicest teacher you will ever meet. She is so calm and everything. So nice. So she opens it up and sees the name. And she is so nice, so she wants to find the person who owns this agenda. So at the end of the during annoucements she comes on and says, "Mike Hunt your agenda has been turned in at the office." It was mighty hilarious I must say.
Adrian
- wow I just realized there isnt a signle tall pro – me
- damn, wait, pipe rider….. xgames finalist- steezepatrol
- umm, you talking bout Candide- me
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- So he likes hairy women, if he was on the mountain tryin to beat us, we could just show him freerider klo. BURN - steezepatrol
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I would rather recieve blowjobs many times a day, but you take what you can get.
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thats good to hear man have they let you have a turn with the flinstone phone yet?
-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com
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yeah me and wilma had phone sex
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yo some guy on big boys when he was graduating, they would read off a quick list of things they enjoyeed doing, so in front of like a 1000 people the teacher was like john loves playing with mike hawk, he loves going to the beach with mike hawk...etc good stuff
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if i tried to do that, i would laugh and people would be like wow that kid is so weird
Not so funny meow, is it?
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some real cool kids in my global class last year wrote that on the overhead while we were takin notes when the teacher stepped out of the classroom for a second...how do you get respect for writing it on a test?
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in a power point i did in religion class about "jesus walks" i hid the word nigger in every slide. and we showed it on the big screen for everone
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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
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what grade r u in?
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suck my balls mr.betti
Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.
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Oh man grade 4 was when i got breast cancer
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4th grade is when those kids got their Pokemon cards stolen and they banned the cards from school forever.
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