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Back in 9th grade (who wrote this shit?)

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pedmiqueo
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back in 9th grade this girl took her bloody kotex out of her pannies and slapped it in my teachers face. It was just a joke but my teacher got so mad and got the pricipal. This girl got expelled and was so embarased becuase dude that is just gross.


Sep 11 2005 11:17PM
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Jaskittin
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If I was a teacher, I wouldnt have called the principal, i would have made her eat it, and then I would have called the principal.





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Sep 11 2005 11:20PM
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mattster
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what ? gross, thats not a joke... thats just sick

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Sep 11 2005 11:21PM
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japanada
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that may be the most disgusting thing i have ever heard





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Sep 11 2005 11:21PM
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pink_powder
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nastyness

Sep 11 2005 11:48PM
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3ski6guy0
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well you wrote that and its fucking gross

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Sep 11 2005 11:51PM
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cork5_thovex
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agreed. gross





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Sep 11 2005 11:51PM
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Sashac
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I don't understand where she was coming from... I mean, WHY?

Sep 12 2005 12:22PM
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Sashac
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.. did she expect her teacher to laugh, like, "Haha, I just got slapped with a bloody pad. What a good laugh I have had."

No seriously though, this thread makes no sense to me.. I'm leaving.

Sep 12 2005 12:23PM
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Lateralis
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ahhaha thats the kind of shit that makes me fucken laugh



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Sep 12 2005 12:30PM
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Sep 12 2005 2:19PM
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skiierman
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Was it in health class because that would have just made it even funnier.
"Umm, I've got a question teacher."
"What is it honey?"
"Could someone get a diesease or hurt if they got slapped in the face with a bloody tampon?"
"What? I dont ge-"
"*SLAP!*"

Haha priceless.

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Sep 12 2005 2:29PM
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pedmiqueo
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Thats exactly what happened

Sep 12 2005 2:32PM
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ryan.c
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i cant actually see that happinening, its just gross n just really weird, she felt emarassed well no shit she had a bloody tampon n threw it on her teachers face

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Sep 12 2005 2:53PM
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haha, she must of been on E or something.

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Sep 12 2005 2:59PM
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hucker22
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no one flipped out when she put her hands down her pants in front of the class?

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Sep 12 2005 4:37PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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that is fucking groooossss

Sep 12 2005 4:47PM
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freestyler540
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I sounds fake.



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Sep 12 2005 4:48PM
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Ktownchic
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i agree. id def start to worry at that point


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Sep 12 2005 5:12PM
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oakjewlery
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that made me laugh


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Sep 12 2005 5:23PM
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Campeador
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shit bloody cotex i remember that


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Sep 13 2005 9:35AM
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HSFCpro
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I would have smacked her acros the face with a stappeler then shoved that up her cunt sliced her throught and tossed her off the balcony that shit is horible

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Sep 13 2005 9:46AM
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JZ
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thats one of the most rediculous and outright grosses things ive ever heard


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Sep 13 2005 9:49AM
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