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Date my mom

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3ski6guy0
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what the fuck is wrong with that show?? recently there was a lesbo episode and girl chose this retarded midget nerd. when the girl saw the dumbass she chose she said 'shes like harry potter with a vagina'. WHAT THE FUCK I HATE YOU MTV

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Sep 11 2005 10:49PM
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eheath
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yeah dude, that show is soo horrible, so fake and shit, u can tell everything on that show is soo planed, and the little run at the end??? fuck that, mtv is going down hill, they need to bring back dismissed and other legit shows like that, not these stupid shows.

what's up now bitch



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Sep 11 2005 10:52PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
ya dude that show is so fake. heres an average date with one of the moms:

pre date:
girl: ok mom what are you going to tell him?
mom: you are smart hot and model.
girl: sounds good mom.
girl: please dont tell him i have 10 vibrators!!! please please please!!
mom: ok fine dont worry, i wont.
girl: so do you think we are going to win?
mom: heck yes!! i love you!
girl: i love you too mom, (hug)
girl: i think hes here cause the doorbell just rang, good luck!

date:
boy or lesbo girl: hi i like fucking girls
mom: thats great cause my daughter is a hot horny bitch
boy or lesbo girl:PERFECT wed get along great
mom: well i know she said i couldnt tell you but she has 10 vibrators and i bought them all for her too
boy or lesbo girl: oh really? thats awesome!

confession by boy or lesbo girl: wow, they are a little too close

boy or lesbo girl: ok well im sick of talking to you so lets go home
mom: sounds good i had a great time
boy or lesbo girl: yup
mom: remember pick my daughter if you like dumb models!!
boy or lesbo girl: ok ill keep that in mind

post date:
girl: so mom what did you do?
mom: we made snowcones on the beach and i got like totally messy it was like totally awesome!!!
girl: you actually did that mom!!!! WOW!!
girl: what did you say?
mom" i told him you are hot and sexy but i sorta told him you ahd 10 vibrators and that you were once a hooker.
girl: MOM!!!! oh my gosh!
mom: im sorry i love you but we will win
girl : ok thanks i love you mom!!

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Sep 11 2005 10:59PM
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japanada
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haha so perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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Sep 11 2005 11:03PM
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eheath
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^ahhaha so true, they always tell the person what they arnt suppost to and every time "did we win mom" " yeah we totaly did!" "i love you mom!"

what's up now bitch



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Sep 11 2005 11:05PM
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Frostfired
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MTV is supposed to be a music channal yet 80 is not music
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Sep 11 2005 11:11PM
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3ski6guy0
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haha exactly. i spent a good 10 minutes typing that up

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Sep 11 2005 11:11PM
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freezed
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there has been nothing good on that channel since quite a while ago.

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Sep 11 2005 11:55PM
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cork5_thovex
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MTV needs to bring back 3 South and Clone High. those shows were great. The nastiest Date My Mom episodes are the homosexual episodes.





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Sep 11 2005 11:59PM
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feihlination
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i have never heard of that, maybe its not on mtv europe or so, but cuz of your comments, i dont want to know it, seems pretty awful

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Sep 12 2005 6:38AM
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haha the commercial

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Sep 12 2005 6:42AM
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SnowKristaL
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I think that is hilarious. That is what EVERY episode is like! On one of the shows, there was this dumb ass bitch who had fake bleaches hair and was freakin fat and she said she had "graduated high school at 14 and college at 16" and she looked like Miss Piggy. She had legally changed her name to "Angel Princess" .... I swear, some of the people they pick for that show are just ridiculous.

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Sep 12 2005 8:47AM
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DANETRON
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mtv sucks

Sep 12 2005 9:04AM
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dez22
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My original complaint with them, dispite the fact that over half of their stuff isn't music (even though shows like Daria, Clone High, Undergrads, Downtown were pretty fucking solid) is that they don't show music videos. 6 years ago watching it they would show like a minute and a half of it then cut it off. Now I bet they show like 15 seconds of it. Boo urns.

Sep 12 2005 1:21PM
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Deafboy
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who the fuck watcheds mtv?




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Sep 12 2005 1:30PM
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Deafboy
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who the fuck watcheds mtv?




I ♥ Skateboarding
Sep 12 2005 1:30PM
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Deafboy
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watches* but how the hell did i do a double post in a forum, isnt there a spamblocker or some shit.




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Sep 12 2005 1:59PM
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skibrdingbitch
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haha i might be on "date my mom" or "next" my older sisters good friend produces both shows and asked me if i wanted to be on them, i think it would be hella funny if i was


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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Sep 12 2005 2:09PM
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n.i.c.k.
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do you live in california?

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Sep 12 2005 2:14PM
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skiierman
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Yeah just make sure your mom doesn't tell the boy on how you showed an internet community of skiers your tits!

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Sep 12 2005 2:18PM
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pierceme
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The shit they say is so retarded. We were talking about how cheesy it is and when one of the moms said something about J-lo, my friend(jokingly) was like "J-Lo? more like J-No" and then later in the show the kid actually said that same line... retarded





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Sep 12 2005 3:09PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
they pretend to be best friends w/ their mom

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Sep 12 2005 3:51PM
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3ski6guy0
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hahaha. you should defintely be on date my mom. make it a good episode

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Sep 12 2005 5:47PM
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Ruski
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i hate all the pervy stuff the guys say

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Sep 12 2005 5:55PM
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skichica128
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^i saw that one!! i was like wow, wouldnt you get a clue from that fact that she legally changed her name to "Angel Princess" that there might be something wrong there!

Sep 12 2005 9:32PM
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3ski6guy0
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i never saw that one. lately all the chicks are butt ugly

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Sep 12 2005 10:21PM
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EastCoastPride
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BEST... POST... EVER... HAHAHAHA

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Sep 12 2005 10:21PM
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3ski6guy0
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thank you

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Sep 13 2005 6:10PM
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oakjewlery
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I hate Mtv sooo much


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Sep 13 2005 6:30PM
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jsg
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BAHAHAHAHHAhAHA

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Sep 13 2005 6:30PM
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KillerMonkey
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the asian guiys are so gay, they have all these gay inuendos between each cut that makes me want to puke



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Sep 13 2005 6:33PM
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3ski6guy0
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ya that episode was fucked up just like the rest.

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Sep 13 2005 6:35PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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PERFECT ahaha the mom is soo freaking dumb and always says what the daughter doesnt wnat them to sayy....stupidest show on mtv

Sep 13 2005 8:50PM
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gaberaham
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Almost all tv is corruption, especialy reallity tv. Those type of shows have far too much influnce an American society then they should ever have. TV is one of many reasons this country is full of ignorant raciest, bigot idiots

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Sep 13 2005 9:30PM
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skibrdingbitch
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haha i was gonna mention angel princess haha... wow.... it was soooo funny


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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Sep 13 2005 10:24PM
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