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Alpentalik is a Bitch

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pabst
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
What the fuck is up with this guy? I'm not a huge voice on this site or anything, but I still browse the forums quite frequently. Every fuckin' time I see this kids name pop up he's either being an asshole, an jerk off, a dip shit or a puppet fuck. What the hell is this guys deal? Does anyone know anything about him? What a cock, people like him are what gives this site and skiing a bad name...why hasn't he been banned? Someone should get on their horse, this shit is getting out of hand...skiing shouldn't be like this.
Nov 20 2002 2:43PM
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Dkr
Posts: 936 - Karma: 11
shh
Dude, jeffy, that girl sounded as smart as a piece of toast. - Said by Schmuckelberry Pie aka Schmuckels the clown aka Jeff Schmuck
Nov 20 2002 3:17PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
hush.
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Nov 20 2002 4:29PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
zip it.
zip it good...
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Nov 20 2002 4:31PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
You have it all wrong:
He is always, not either, being an asshole, a jerk off, a dip shit or a puppet fuck. By the way, what is the difference between an asshole, a jerk off, a dip shit or a puppet fuck?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Nov 20 2002 4:35PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
waht do you guys think-he IS alpentalik , or a friend of the previously stated.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Nov 20 2002 4:44PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
yea, i was thinking that to. and if he's not he deserves to die. alpentalik is the only person that brings comstant humor to the board


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'
-me
Nov 20 2002 4:50PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
i remember when his posts made sense..... then his icon changed and it all went to hell...... but anyways, shut the fuck up you noob. if you havent noticed, if people were banned from ns.com for being retarded, then there would be like 3 members. sure more ppl to watch over the forum and make stricter rules would be good for those random threads that r like 'suck my asshole' or something liek that, but still, its what makes ns.com fun
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Nov 20 2002 5:09PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
leave erich... no one likes you

wait i meant to put Pabst inested of erich


*Tyler*

Casper - i want to fuckin piss on there brain after i skull fuck there familily and all close relatives
Nov 20 2002 5:13PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
man I like alpentalik, I don't really post much but I'm always on here and I think he makes good points as well as giving comic relief, hes a nice guy so lay off


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Nov 20 2002 5:40PM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
hey erich is rad. be nice.

*brooke*

greggles: 'you know how many times i have been accused of being proho?'
Nov 20 2002 5:51PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
what exactly is erichs icon? is it muppets or somthin?
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
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Nov 20 2002 6:05PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
i find him to be hilarious
one of the funniest on the site

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SEIZE THE CARPE!
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EAT SHIT AND DIE HONKEY
Nov 20 2002 6:25PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
hey erich.. does your car like gas still?


*Tyler*

Casper - i want to fuckin piss on there brain after i skull fuck there familily and all close relatives
Nov 20 2002 6:57PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Ya, I remember when alpentalik would post stuff that made sense and was coherent, than something about painting your house black with pink shutters and he's never been the same since, ahaha.


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Nov 20 2002 7:04PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i remember that to.


he's like michael jackson

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Nov 20 2002 7:13PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
pabst is just pissed becuase he is cheap beer, but not a 40...what?


''Give one dude a BJ, shame on you. Give two dudes a BJ, shame on me.''
Nov 20 2002 7:23PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
HAHAHHAHAHAHA. um... i sorta got that
'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
Nov 20 2002 7:26PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
im, once again, not following erich, but beers good, not cheap beer tho, just the good stuff, not like the shit beer they make here in utah
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Nov 20 2002 7:53PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
i wanna put a stiff long dildo right in pabst ass with no lube so it rips him apart
ghetto is as cool as a pink spandex thong on a 400 pound man
Nov 20 2002 8:33PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
Erich your back!!!!


*Tyler*

Casper - i want to fuckin piss on there brain after i skull fuck there familily and all close relatives
Nov 20 2002 8:52PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
Black house, pink shudders. Best ever.
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Nov 20 2002 9:03PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
ALPENTALIK IS MY HERRRRROOOOO!
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'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
Nov 20 2002 10:04PM
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Schwags
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 754
well you can erilich my balls.
Nov 20 2002 10:25PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
hey skierx, he's my hero too. you know, i propose an alpentalik fan club. now to pabst, stop talkin shit out of your ass and learn to smile.

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Nov 20 2002 10:37PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
I hear he's a midget. that's kinky.
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Nov 20 2002 10:40PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
shall we sign up for the fan club in here?

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EAT SHIT AND DIE HONKEY
Nov 20 2002 10:43PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
if so i'm in


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'is that like butt darts?'
-me
Nov 20 2002 10:48PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
well it's official alpentalik has his own fan club

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SEIZE THE CARPE!!!
Team K*an*I*ba*LL
EAT SHIT AND DIE
proud member of the ALPENTALIK fan club
Nov 20 2002 10:59PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
nevermind, i'm out, i don't want to be the first to join.


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'
-me
Nov 20 2002 11:01PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
I also hate alpentalik, you know how much money i spend cause of him?!?! 5$ x 3217 thas on UNDERWEAR AOLNE!!, and boxes of kleenex for when that Bass makes me tear or ejizzulate?!?!?!?!? He makes me ski on Black smokes that i made twin tip with my burning poop! and bent it with my toothless mouth!
R. Kelly, R. Kelly, I wanna lick yo bawl sweat

scuse me, escuse me, i need to get by now
Nov 20 2002 11:05PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
and who spells there name erich? whats up with that? iv herd of erik and eric, but an h... come on


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'Don't be a pussy Waldie. It is impossible to get hurt on this jump' my words to Steven Waldie just before he hit the jump and broke his coller bone.
Nov 20 2002 11:09PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
yea, wouldn't that be pronounced air-rich? what the fuck? now that's just fuking wierd. i'm definately out now fo sho


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Viva la Resistance!

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Nov 20 2002 11:11PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
that IS the way you pronounce it - air-rich
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Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Nov 20 2002 11:37PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
i'm in hardcore style


*Tyler*

*proud member of the erich fan club
Nov 20 2002 11:53PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
first bi-law
1. hate pabst



*Tyler*

*proud member of the erich fan club
Nov 20 2002 11:54PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
holy crap, it's attack of the bitchy newbies!


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
Nov 21 2002 12:10AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
gdawg your sig is hilarious
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SEIZE THE CARPE!!!
Team K*an*I*ba*LL
EAT SHIT AND DIE
proud member of the Alpentalik fan club
Nov 21 2002 12:19AM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
DUDE YOU HAVE LESS THAN 10 POSTS THEREFORE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BAG ON OTHERS.
Nov 21 2002 12:22AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
Haha... I must admit that that was a quite thorougly correct description of alpentalik... and those are all the reasons we love him, too. Sad, isn't it?
Nov 21 2002 12:33AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
alpentalik is funny! and calling him a puppet fuck pabst was totally a rookie mistake and understandable. So we'll forgive you ..... this time.

what is a puppet fuck by the way??






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Nov 21 2002 3:29AM
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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
Alpentalik is talented. He has a good command of the English language and uses this to full effect, creating some witty banter which I always enjoy reading.

I wouldn't agree with your comments



Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
Nov 21 2002 6:48AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
puppet fuck thats hillarious
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Nov 21 2002 9:46AM
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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
call me chivalrous or old-fashioned, but if you've got a problem with someone, deal it with him privately. no need to go slandering his name on the internet. go duel or something. but seriously c'mon, hashin' on people on the internet is what 13 year-old girls with 'backstabbing' friends do. i mean c'mon, haven't we've all been to geocities or tripod and seen all their pink sites and stolen lyrics?
Nov 21 2002 4:07PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
psssst. switch skodeo is a crybaby!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'my head has been battered with a concrete beer mit'- no other than the infamous Bawb
Nov 21 2002 4:09PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
wait wait should it be the Alpentalik fan club? or the Erich fan club?


*Tyler*

*proud member of the erich fan club
Nov 21 2002 4:44PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i dont like him either


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Nov 21 2002 6:54PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i dont see the point in a fan club for someone u actually talk to
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 21 2002 7:21PM
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steve-o
Posts: 642 - Karma: 24
that guys my hero
he cracks me up so much,
and one guy doesnt give skiing a bad name
thats a dumb excuse
puppet fuck
Nov 21 2002 8:07PM
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CrystalineSkier
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 16
Alpentalik is great. . . though he doenst' make sense much of the time anymore. whatever, he's funny, and i actually read things he posts.

WA skiers are cool. I'm a WA skier. I'm cool. You know, Washington apples are cool too. . .
Nov 21 2002 8:26PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
alpie is my bitch, too!
Nov 21 2002 10:27PM
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