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GORILLA STEEZ: is it okay to adapt?
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So i was think, i can do turns, i can throw down, would it be okay to rock like tanner in the park, the gs my ass down the rest of the mountain? any info? once a gorilla always a gorilla? or can u be both, cuz i def think it looks cool, but gorilla carving would look kinda werid don;t you think??
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dude you can ski anyway you want. If it makes you a better skier then go for it.
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if there is another thread about this i will go on a killing rampage
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sry this is kinda a stupid question but wat the hell is gorilla?? i have been hearin alot about it. wat is it?
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ya someone tell us, becuase I want to know what this gorilla stuff is about too
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i think its when your knees are bent alot, legs spread apart, and your arms hang down
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ill go in on it too...the more the merrier
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first off no you cant ski that way it isnt allowed and secondly gorrila style makes you look stupid kinda, i like jon's stlye better or someone like pollard or pep, but peps is in between i guess so whatever, but the main thing was that no you are definitely not allowed to ski down the mountain that way
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sorry bro u cant do that, the ski patrol will have u arrested...
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walrus style - just flop around on the ground
no betteer yet- the fish out of water style = polish bagels
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its not just tanner doing the gorrila style, its like.... everyone
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i hadnt really thought about it till i went skiing last weekend, but im a gorrila goin into a big hit
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yeah I've always crouched pretty low coming into hits but I don't really think everyone should start skiing gorilla styles. I don't like it that much myself. There are some tricks though where it's pretty hard not to them gorilla styles like 360 safetys.
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holy... Dumbness is rampant.
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haha....dude you just asked permission to ride a certain style, do yourself a favor and get drunk it might change your perspective.
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get your own style and bring it into the sport. gorilla will be gay next season after someone skis differently in next years movies. you gotta do something unique that gets you noticed.
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Always, and I repeat always ski gorilla steeze when:
- your on the bunny hill
- in lift lines
- walk gorrila style back to your car at the end of the day
- in the public restrooms
- put a pillow under your coat behind your shoulders, it helps to get the true steeze
- eat only bannana's when in the lodge
- pretend you know Jane Goodall (or whatever)
- take a trip to Africa (or your local zoo) before incorperating gorilla steeze into your everyday riding
- look ugly
- always use 'me' instead of 'I'
Now go tear up that terrain park.
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just a vent of my steam, but i hate the fact that taner is getting credit for somthing he didnt even creat, all tanner did was jump on the bandwagon.
I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
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lineskier10 - you said you don't like gorilla steeze, but that you like pollard's style instead.
am i the only one that noticed how stupid that sounds?
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I just read a special feature on Tanner Hall in National Geographic, supposedly he only works with there photographers now, he is worried about losing the endangered gorilla habitat.
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keep on trying shane. the first two wrer poor attempts at humor, but third times a charm, right?
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fuck gorilla steez y'all. It's all about prison steez. Loka$h knows whats up.
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yeah rut, gorilla style is cool, but i like jons style more. whatever you want to do is cool. i like both.
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'No one would ski a big mountain with that monkey style, because it's like trying to ski while sitting on a toilet'--Jon Olsson, on the topic of gorrila style.
I agree, no one would ski a big mountain with gorrilla steez, but if tanner wants to do that in the park, let him.
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Ski whatever way you want, develop your own style or do what you think looks cool, that's what pushes the sport, not people dissing on other styles. If you like the way it looks then do it, dont listen or ask advice form other kids, its YOUR personal style.
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Listen Up. It's not Gorilla Style. It's Mt. Hood style. It was created there and that's what it is.
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