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What happens after you die

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^NewYork
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 13
heaven

hell

reincarnation

nothing

other

say why you think so. i cant say right now








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Sep 10 2005 1:01AM
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miss_twin_tips
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you either get put in a hole in the ground or you get burned and your friends spread your ashes around in some really great places like mountains or the ocean

'It stirs up envy,fame does.People.. feel fame gives them some kind of privilege to walk up to you and say anything to you-and it won't hurt your feelings-like it's happening to your clothing.I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Sep 10 2005 1:04AM
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mattster
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ns members ( that havent spammed or been huge post whores or been tanakaskier at any time in their ns lives ) will go to a huge mountain in the sky... with a high speed six man chair, never ending powder and trees, the best maintained park imagineable and a taco bell at the top...

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My signature is so plain... dag yo.
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Sep 10 2005 1:04AM
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^NewYork
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that sounds nice(serious)lol








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Sep 10 2005 1:05AM
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mattster
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nah man ^ remember g-dawg ? he got shot up in the streets of compton like last year or somthing...

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Sep 10 2005 1:07AM
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St.Steezy
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I dont need to be dead to have a highspeed 6 person chair, I just have to go to my mountain.

Adrian

- wow I just realized there isnt a signle tall pro – me
- damn, wait, pipe rider….. xgames finalist- steezepatrol
- umm, you talking bout Candide- me
- yea, he’s tall isn’t he- steezepatrol
- I don’t think so- me
- He is French though- steezepatrol
- So he likes hairy women, if he was on the mountain tryin to beat us, we could just show him freerider klo. BURN - steezepatrol
Sep 10 2005 1:13AM
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bsmith01
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Disdnt bhill already die once

Sep 10 2005 2:04AM
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mattster
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ok ok, its a high speed 10 chair, that only your buddies are allowed to ride... and uhhh its faster than the other chairs...

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-Matt
My signature is so plain... dag yo.
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Sep 10 2005 2:07AM
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powder_2_the_people
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and snowboarders arnt allowed, but have to stand outside a glass barrier on a flat grassy field


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Fight the Fiat!!!
Sep 10 2005 2:14AM
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bitchassphatz
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well you end up walking bow legged. the devil and me have a contract, i nail everyone who dies. the only heaven is me. the white light is actually my load engulfing the dead. instead of saving it for death you should jsut fuck me now, then you'll already know what death is like and you can shoot yourself the next day and get fucked for the rest of eternity.

just a thought.

**Proud member of the d-loc fanclub** d-loc's wit & wisdom at its best.
Sep 10 2005 2:27AM
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Bhayter10
Posts: 942 - Karma: 8
That's pretty much the best description of heaven ever.

Oh but everybody thinks
That everybody knows
About everybody else
Nobody knows
Anything about themselves
Cause their all worried about everybody else
Yea
-Jack Johnson
Sep 10 2005 2:37AM
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almostaskier
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need i mention that the taco bell is free and its all you can eat all the time, no lines...

honestly matt!

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Patty "typos are an artform" W.

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

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Honestly, who throws a shoe?

Sep 10 2005 4:05AM
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feihlination
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same to me, but id rather ride with the 8man chair thats superfast and hopefully heated next year...

when i saw that thread i was like, fvck some ns.com user is looking for an answer on a question that is so old like mankind on a internet forum for newschoolers, its kinda hilarious.

believe in something and dont let others tell you what everything is about

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"for reals is everyone in here kidding?? OK first of all if you dont know what chads gap is thats kinda lame. Secondly They have been hitting chads gap for some time now. Im surprised now one has seen the cllip of candide thovex sticking a D spin over chads gap. Its kinda been around alot and been in a few articles." - TravisMC in a thread where everyone made fun of the creator who asked if chads had been hit with skis. thx alot

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Sep 10 2005 6:01AM
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skoganskier101
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whern u die u ski down a never ending pow run with the nicest park that is also never ending right next to it.and there is a free taco bell buffet every 2 miles, and they also serve french toast there too.


I hate Tommy



"i dont really know how i got fat? I know u dumb a**, apparently more food went into this hole than came out this hole" - Carlos Mencia
Sep 10 2005 8:22AM
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Spritz
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rigor mortis...

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BOO YAH!
Sep 10 2005 9:37AM
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McStooge
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i think it'd be cool if all life's questions were answered for you. like how everything started, if there's life out there, if that chick was faking in bed or not.

i think knowing how it all started, the universe that is, would be pretty sick.

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Sep 10 2005 12:26PM
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bhill2.0
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Spyderextra, that was a given




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Sep 10 2005 1:14PM
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SimonFiller
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nothingness

Sep 10 2005 1:18PM
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cobra_commander
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there should also be a in-and-out at the top

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and yes we're talking about dashlonge, da shlong, dash longe, ...his full name is dashielle. just like mike is michael, steve = steven, dick = richard. figure it out kids. you can't be spoon fed your whole lives.
-shradical

Got a sister

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Sep 10 2005 1:27PM
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almostaskier
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if they serve burger king fries with the burgers...

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Patty "typos are an artform" W.

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

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Honestly, who throws a shoe?

Sep 10 2005 1:33PM
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Anathema
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well, the way i see it, is your body dies, but your mind doesn't. i mean, how can a mind die? it's not something that exists in the physical world to begin with. bodies can get old, wear out, gradually just stop working.. so i feel what happens after death is as real as you want it to be. your mind makes it real.


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
(dfp represent)


keep it real.
Sep 10 2005 1:38PM
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SteveStepp
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i beleive the instant you die, you are reborn again






Yea. I said it.
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Sep 10 2005 1:39PM
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Anathema
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it's kinda like dreams. your body shuts down, and your mind can just wander into oblivion and you travel to a different place. the only reason we can distinguish them as dreams, as 'unreal' is because we later wake up. it's all relative. what if we could never wake up??


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
(dfp represent)


keep it real.
Sep 10 2005 1:40PM
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SteezePatrol
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oh snap...the hawk sucks though

and yea no nothing happens when you die, your brain stops working, you stop thinking...the end, there is no black, because you can't comprehend anything

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon
act like you're going to kiss her then just lick all over her fuckn face - Parkboy
Sep 10 2005 1:41PM
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french_fry
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yes, but in a way, the mind is powered by a brain, which will stop working too. Anyways, life, death, it's all relative, so enjoy it as much as possible, and I choose to believe in powder heaven with a six pack and an all you can eat A&W, with sushi though.
NS members already died, like that kid a week or 2 ago, who OD'ed on E remember? And im sure others have too, unfortunately





Gravity sucks

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Sep 10 2005 1:47PM
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sugarnspice
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yea there actually have been a few ns rip threads...we are a high casualty bunch


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Sep 10 2005 1:49PM
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SimonFiller
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its like being in a coma, its nothingness. people that come out of a coma only remember the day when they were not in a coma.

Sep 10 2005 2:22PM
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u guys suck... ur forgot the really hot girls....

Snow Mountain Powder o5-o6
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Sep 10 2005 3:23PM
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*DrewT*
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wow I can't wait to die

and now it's time to go commit internet suicide

I ride skis
www.skipunx.com
Sep 10 2005 3:25PM
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gmack24
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yea a cheeseburger got stuck in his throat...he eats his food whole ... like a snake

Sep 10 2005 3:38PM
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matthasaurusrex
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i always wondered if animanls were once human. Like after you die your born agfain as an aniaml.

yeah, i went there

like uh!
Sep 10 2005 4:04PM
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daniel_insam
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reincarnation?

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Sep 10 2005 4:05PM
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bermbuster49
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yeah i was totally going to say that.


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Sep 10 2005 4:40PM
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moc
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yeh that would be cool.. but it would suck if u were some shite animal like an ant or somethin..

Sep 10 2005 6:31PM
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espen^R
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hahaha, ur main task in the world would be to take a piss on ppl and carry really heavy rocks.

Member Number: 31594

"Soccer in Europe is like street basket in US"
Sep 10 2005 6:41PM
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n.i.c.k.
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you fly through an endless tube lined with boobies and when you get to the end, it is a vagina and you are a new baby

Not so funny meow, is it?
Sep 10 2005 6:44PM
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djikstra
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I think something happens, i dont think we just die and nothing. When i was little i used to always fall asleep dreaming of the perfect run that i would take in heaven. powder glades to dope park over and over again!! ahhhhh

hate it or love... little John's on top...
Sep 10 2005 6:45PM
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espen^R
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there might be some NS reps from New Jersey riding in the skiing heaven right now, SIP To them! (Ski In Peace)

Member Number: 31594

"Soccer in Europe is like street basket in US"
Sep 10 2005 7:13PM
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SimonFiller
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in the bible it says people dont have sex in heaven....that sux


Sep 10 2005 8:10PM
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imnothing
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you rot

Sep 10 2005 8:11PM
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EastcoastAR5
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i find it pathetic and funny that everyone on here wishes for a fast food resturant.

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

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Sep 10 2005 8:15PM
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Ruski
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theres a girl in my us history class that looks like a badger....

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Sep 10 2005 8:15PM
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CTripper
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i have a first hand account from someone who died and then was revived. he was drunk and on xanex and he got stabbd and when he got to the hospital he was pronounced dead for a couple minutes and he had to be revived and while he was dead he said there was nothing. nothing at all. just black

-chris
Sep 10 2005 10:13PM
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mattster
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no need for heated chairs in heaven cause its the perfect temperature all the time... golly gee whiz.... ohh and the taco bell is whatever restuarant you want, i just really love taco bell

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-Matt
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Sep 10 2005 10:19PM
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SteezePatrol
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I hate to say it but skiing would get boring after eons of only that....just a guess, I've never experienced it, but that's what suually happens when you over do something.
In my utopia, there's skiing whenver you want, and anything else whenever you want, and only hot chicks and no losers

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon
act like you're going to kiss her then just lick all over her fuckn face - Parkboy
Sep 10 2005 10:24PM
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poor@$$skibum
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i don't really care, cause either its great or i won't be there to find out.


my gf can only get 10% of my cock in her mouth which always leaves me having to put the other 90 in mine-Lateralis


Sep 10 2005 10:25PM
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Balgus
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i second that

Sep 10 2005 10:45PM
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