So this kid that lives in my dorm is always pissed off and has a crazy long island accent. Last night he takes a bong rip, then throws up like 5 times all over the hallway. He proceeds to run down the hallway screaming help, somebody call 911. The cops and ambulance come, put an oxygen mask on him, and take him away on a stretcher. When he got to the hospital they just laughed at him and told him he was fine. So the cops were all over the place looking for weed last night because this dumbass told them everything, including where he bought the weed from and who he smoked with. The best part is on the way out with an oxygen mask on he mumbles "don't worry guys i'll be back in the game in a week."
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