Pass out stories

one kid at my bro's dorm passed out under two stalls, so if you had to pee, you had to pee over him

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

i was at a place last nite some girl didnt pass out i dont think cuz she was under a talbe, she crawled then and fell asleep

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

^i have done that with pizza

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

Oh my god this story is halarious, but let me skip to the part where i passed out. So then i passed out. it was so funny!

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i pased out in the bathroom right before i went to take a shit. so after awhile people were wondering where i went nad they relize i passed out in the bathroom so i geuss they broke down the door and my freind had to put my pants back on. it was a good thing one of my girl freinds was there to do that job or else it would have been kinda weird. im never killing a 30 rack pluss some in a night again.


what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......
GNR

HAHA that is hilarious.. ur friends would have been so freaked out..

In mexico at this all-inclusive resort, the first day we get there, we immediatly go to the bar. Next thing I know I wake up on the beach and its dark out, my sandals and shirt are gone, and I have no idea where I am. I stumble into what I thought was my resort, but it was a different one. So for some fucked up reason, I see a friend from my back home, and ask him how to get back to my resort. It was next door. I was scared none the less. But to get an idea of how big these resorts are, to get from the gates to beach, is probably a mile walk, and this is all one resort. Sooo much free alcohol though.

a drank a lot and passed out, and thats my story

first year of college in the dorms i passed out in my room and was dragged out in the hall and had multiple penises and splooge drawn on me with permanent marker on me. and my asshole hurt.

^you have been sinned upon.

had my own handle, booted over a railing after hwever the hell much i had drank, and then passed out halfway over the railing (onthe edge of a 40 foot drop into the woods)


yuck, you'll be known as the pussy from this day on if you do that. Do something manly, like cut her initials into your chest or something.
-Pat

my freind passed out so we carried him t the tent and dropped him, a few seconds later he woke up and started yelling "oh shit dude oh shit dude i'm on fie i'm on fire" then tore off all his clothes and started rolling around and shit it was hilarious

NUFF SAID
-winn
EPIC productions
TAOS, a four letter word for steep

last year somewhere in europe me and a friend went to a party (it was like the competition's afterparty), and I tend to dislike european parties since its usually like 35 guys smoking weed and listening to ragga, but I tagged along just to check it out. well, this party was no exception, it was just plain lame, so I went back after a while, not very drunk. Later that night, I woke up when my friend (who was also my roommate) fell into the room, so drunk he could barely stand up while holding on to something, walked past me into the bathroom. I fell asleep again, and woke up the next morning to a fuckin hideous smell, Im not kidding, it was like someone had opened up the gross jar (http://www.viceland.com/se/v1n11/htdocs/gross_jar.php)
I didnt even want to find out what smelled like this, so I turned around in bed, and I realized my friend wasnt in his bed. The whole scenario finally became clear. Slowly opening the door, I found that my roommate had went to take a shit, pulled down his pants, and sat down. ON the toilet lid. PASSED OUT. So I found him sitting in a huge, dried up, stinking pile of SHIT, all around and under his ass, ON OUR TOILET LID, sleeping with his head between his knees. this may actually be the most hilarious thing I've ever witnessed, so I took some pictures of the mess. I later deleted them though, they were just too disturbing to even go close to.
as you may figure out, this "friend" of mine is actually a rather well-known skier, at least in europe. Im not going to reveal his name for you though.


i wanna climb barbed wired fences
and warm our hands in blood

some cick does this shit were she chokes herself and that blacks her out and then my friend tries raping her

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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski


-NS Skateboarding-

A friend of mine passed out on the toilet taking a shit in his own house party. That same night pary of his celing got put through aswell.
Good shit right there.

-Alex. No evidence for Evolution, are you Amish? - Ski-hobo No:- The word that makes sex rape.

i passed out on the shitter once its just too comfy





I'll drive it untill the wheels fall off, then I'll buy new wheels!

i drank a 40 pounder of polar ice and when i was puking i passed out ...the people found me curled up to the vent heater....................i dunno?

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!

uhmm one of the hottest girls past out on purpose, the thing when u breathe really fast then u go against the wall and some one squeezes ur neck, and ur supposed to be out for 10 seconds top, and this girl was out cold, so we poured rootbeer on her and looked up her skirt, then we called 911 and she went to the hospital and she turned out ok, it was cuz of all the drugs shes done

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Sean

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passing out around white people

"frank fell asleep so we like stucka carrot in his ass... and put shaving cream on his balls

if i put a carrot in a niggas ass thats an automatic death sentance"

haha ne one heard the new chappelle standup

hahahha man i have good stories like that. maybe later when i'm not feeling lazy

chappelle is god

Equipment is expensive, and i need lots of new stuff, i love being a poor college student!!!!

one handle of absolut raspberri - $19.94
going from mixed drinks of it to shots - $0
going from shots to out of the bottle - $0
renting a carpet cleaner for the blood puddle that was left after i fell face first on the floor - $15.00
talk of the school for a week - priceless

Equipment is expensive, and i need lots of new stuff, i love being a poor college student!!!!

woke up a couple times with my face in the toilet water.