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man, let me tell you - this chick who lives next door, when my dad first moved into this place she was all young and... well young and stuff and had this crush on me. it was really funny and stuff, and her brother and me would hang out and he'd make fun of her for having this crush on me right? well, the other day I was over checkin' out his new dirt bike and she comes out. not sure how old she is (but she can't be over 13 or 14) and it's scary because she's one of those young ones who looks older (she can definitly pass for a 16 year old) and she's all grown up and hot and stuff.
scary - defintly jail bait for sure.
so watch out for those girls next door... they might get you put in jail if you're not careful.
Darryl Hunt
good quotes from Donny Darko
Donnie: You are such a fuckass!
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck!!
Donnie: Oh really, and how does one suck a fuck?
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
