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skiierman
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So I had the worst shits the other day, I mean terrible, ass burning, liquid shits. Worst part was that I was in the middle of a bike ride when they came on again and had no choice but to shit in the woods like a bear. Boy that felt fine and even had the covienent leaves to use as toilet paper... Bad mistake because those leaves turned out to be fucking posion ivy. Now my ass itches like hell and everything I scratch my ass my fingers smell like shit.

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Sep 6 2005 2:14PM
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skiierman
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Sorry everytime, not everything.

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Sep 6 2005 2:14PM
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Vicious
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA...I bet if that ever happens again you'll be sure to remember what poison ivy looks like.

sorry dude.

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Sep 6 2005 2:16PM
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sneather
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hahahha youll definatly remember what poison ivy looks like now!

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Sep 6 2005 2:21PM
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daniel_insam
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haha i'm sorry for u man

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Sep 6 2005 2:56PM
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powderdream
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wow that just sucks

Sep 6 2005 2:57PM
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bermbuster49
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i can only imagine the pain your in


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Sep 6 2005 3:03PM
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almostaskier
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what else can i say than: nOOOOb! ?

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Sep 6 2005 3:24PM
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LesBainsDouches
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You're making this up. Do you know how many kids tell this decades-old joke about this exact scenario? If this really happened, sorry for doubting, it's really special.

Sep 6 2005 3:27PM
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skiierman
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Fuck you I'm making this up! I'll take a picture of my asshole just for you.

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Sep 6 2005 3:29PM
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ryan.c
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^i dunno if most peoepl wanna see that

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Sep 6 2005 3:40PM
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~Cork_1080~
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toilet might?

Sep 6 2005 4:22PM
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back_woods
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....uhh...how did you get poison ivy on your sac?

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Sep 6 2005 4:32PM
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freestyle_rich
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my cousin did the same thing...





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Sep 6 2005 4:55PM
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SteezePatrol
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an italian kid that I knew used poison ivy to clean out his cut

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Sep 6 2005 5:02PM
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cmo
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hahahh that made me laugh really fuckin hard

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Sep 6 2005 5:14PM
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n.i.c.k.
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i went to vermont a few weeks ago, and i pooped in the Mad River 3 times. So convenient-no wiping, no flushing, no hand washing. By the way, there is 2 sick bridges up that way-like 30 feet

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Sep 6 2005 6:01PM
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t3shellvenom
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thats fucking hilarious

Sep 6 2005 6:04PM
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tBatt
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that sucks....i had posion ive on my ass once


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Sep 6 2005 6:05PM
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crooks
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haha that really sucks, did u take laxatives?

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Sep 6 2005 6:08PM
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ARski28
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i love shitting

Equipment is expensive, and i need lots of new stuff, i love being a poor college student!!!!
Sep 6 2005 6:12PM
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*Fujative*
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^ ya, it feels like you lost 100 lbs

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Sep 6 2005 6:15PM
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SkiUnit03
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haha my friend got poison ivy on his hand and then masturbated. which sucked because then i sucked his dick and got poison ive all over my lips and in my mouth




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Sep 6 2005 6:47PM
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skoganskier101
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this thread is going no where good



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Sep 6 2005 6:48PM
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brody
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pff hahaha, whener i had to take a chiquita in the woods, i made sure my leaves were not poison ivy



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Sep 6 2005 6:49PM
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jibjim
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hahaha


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Sep 6 2005 7:08PM
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*rkp*
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ahahah priceless!


Sep 6 2005 7:51PM
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evaroni
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sucks for u


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Sep 6 2005 8:04PM
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MitchPee
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my friend did it too...all i can say is lots of cream

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Sep 6 2005 8:04PM
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1080ski
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that sucks so bad. all i can say is shitting will now be one of the best things ever (maybe scratch it?)

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Sep 6 2005 8:12PM
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skiierman
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^ I've scratched but yeah shitting is like a natural anti-itch cream. Maybe we can somehow bottle the shit and sell it as affective poison ivy lotion...

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Sep 6 2005 8:14PM
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skiierman
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FUCK! It's spread to my left nut, my stomach, right leg, right arm and parts of my pevic region... I'm seriously going to kill myself!

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Sep 8 2005 8:46PM
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VKarma185
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ouch....hahahahhahahaha...but seriously, ouch

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