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skier3299
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
whats teh best way for you guys to approach a girl and kiss her lets say on the first date to not look stpuid kissing her when you werent suposed to.


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ride more talk less get drunk and have sex

Sep 4 2005 10:20PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
ah i see you took notes from hitch also haha

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Sep 5 2005 11:07AM
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triebby
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yea, but too many girls think the guy is supposed to do everything and then get pissed when we dont make a move which is freakin annoying

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Sep 5 2005 11:11AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
im pretty sure it will be obvious if you can or not. i kissed a girl on the cheek once then she looked at me then we made out. so if your nervous do something cute like her cheek or her hand.

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Sep 5 2005 11:12AM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
run your hand threw her hair on the back of her head and just move in

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Sep 5 2005 11:12AM
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punk_rider
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unless it' sthe girl of your life ... as we say here "one lost, 10 found"

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Sep 5 2005 12:24PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
kissing?? you're supposed to go 90% of the way for a kiss, then when she's about to go 10% you just stand up and drop em, and violently have intercourse with her face and lose your virginity to her eye sockets.....then you kiss her later as a sign that you still love parts of her and you want to do her again sometime.

because I like pooh.

hahaha stupid dolphins.
Sep 5 2005 12:42PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
wow.....

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Sep 5 2005 12:50PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
^^ HAHHAHHAHHA

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Sep 5 2005 1:21PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
that wasn't funny...at all

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Sep 5 2005 1:23PM
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clova
Posts: 819 - Karma: 10
You are one fucked up kid

Sep 5 2005 1:24PM
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hahaha stupid dolphins.

because I like pooh.

hahaha stupid dolphins.
Sep 5 2005 1:26PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
your main problem is that your asking shit like this on the internet. It doesn't matter, you gotta learn to be a fucking man, its not your fault though, your dad obviously isn't doing his job well....why don't you just fucking do it, she'll probably like it (as long as you treat her bad) and if she doesn't whatever, just smile and say sorry, whats she gonna do, you had a lapse in judgement for which you apologized for then complement her on her lip balm and try not to be akward shes not the last girl in the world and it will be funny once you get over it. Go get her tiger

Sep 5 2005 2:46PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
haha, I got a good chuckle out of that one.

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Sep 5 2005 3:14PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
nah man do it like snooop dogg does
stand up, whip it out, flop it on ehr shoulder and say, im jsut putting it here so you can put it on your mind later.

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Sep 5 2005 4:23PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
this thread is hilarious



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Sep 5 2005 4:27PM
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Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
^ lol .. jsut go for it



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Sep 5 2005 4:29PM
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daniel_insam
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 33
right

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Sep 5 2005 4:32PM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
yea dude when ever you wanna kiss her just goin for it
if she resists she is a prude and you dont want her trust me

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Sep 5 2005 4:40PM
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Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
the the bitch kiss you, you didn't pay all this money for shit on the date so you could do all the work of making the first move. make yo bitch work! work bitch work! heeyah! *whip*

because I like pooh.

hahaha stupid dolphins.
Sep 5 2005 5:21PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
just piss all over here when you are like holding hands or w/e... it worked for r kelley didnt it? kinda.......




So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!

Sep 5 2005 5:25PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
people are pathetic asking stuff like this on the internet i mean come on just figure it out on your own

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Sep 5 2005 5:27PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
youll find a girl when you wont even be nervous about it...itll just flow naturally. like pollard in powder. maybe youll find more than one.

i found one. she lives a thousand miles away.

fuck my life.


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Sep 5 2005 5:27PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
HAAAA the skull fuck always works too




So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!

Sep 5 2005 5:29PM
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Onskis1111
Posts: 821 - Karma: 10
Kissing in the rain is nothing like the movies show it as.



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Sep 6 2005 8:29AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
hahaha

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Sep 6 2005 8:31AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Just go in for the kiss, easy as that. And if she rejects you... Well then call her a bitch, kick her in the shins and run away because she aint worth your time.

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Sep 6 2005 8:33AM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
ok, here's what you do. hang out with the girl, watch a movie like the Notebook, Garden State, or Cold mountain. while not paying attention to the movie flirt around get close, share a blanket or something. if you arent kissing by then you probably suck. BUT just keep flirting and notice ALL the signs. if she's breathing hard, if shes watching the movie at all, if shes looking at you, if shes smiling, etc. make eye contact. slowly move your mouth closer to hers and if she makes any movment towards you you're good to go. there are tons of different ways but it's all about timing and confidence.


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Sep 6 2005 2:15PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
aha that was beautiful man, i go through those 3 movies and each time i watched them with my best friend we made out (shes a girl), but um, you go in most of the way and let her do the rest, its just how it is.


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Sep 6 2005 2:55PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
yeah, id say eye contact and the heads together things key.. you can either go with the head approach where yuo have your heads on each other, and it just sorta leads itself in.. or thers the eye contact, and you can so tell if they want you to kiss them just by the look in her eyes.. so yeah.

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Sep 6 2005 3:14PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
every guy should own those movies.


eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'


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Sep 6 2005 7:45PM
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hahahah shut up chad

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Sep 6 2005 11:39PM
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moc
Posts: 206 - Karma: 10
HAHAHA.. thats the right way ..

Sep 7 2005 3:34AM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
just slip a rufies in her drink and go to town

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Sep 7 2005 8:12AM
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Planky
Posts: 144 - Karma: 10
do it just like in happy gilmour. Make up some stupid bet such as: if i can throw this pop can into that garbage can, you have to give me a big smooch, etc. Even if you dont win it, she will just feel sorry for you and you will end up lip locking anyway.

Sep 7 2005 12:33PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
If you want to kiss her, just go for it. Be confident, and just fuckin' send it!

Don't worry about it too much... if she doesn't want to kiss you, she'll just pull away, and then you make a joke about it.

Done.

Then...

Touch her boobies.




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Sep 7 2005 12:57PM
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crooks
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haha

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Sep 7 2005 1:12PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
get her pissed



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Sep 7 2005 1:44PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
it was hockey puck in that net, get it right you tool

Sep 7 2005 1:55PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
just smack her in the face with your cock chicks love asertive guys then stab her they like bad guys too and is she is kinky rip her toe nails off

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aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
Sep 7 2005 2:47PM
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Your a tard....

Has Anyone seen his picture "shorty wanna be a gangsta" damn kid...

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Sep 7 2005 4:40PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
dude girls have a like an obvious look they want you to kiss them. Just look at her eyes and its like a giveaway for sure. Or the rain thing too. The hugging and see if she lets go after was probably the best one tho. Or like all over her face that was funny shit


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Sep 7 2005 4:52PM
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3ski6guy0
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hahaha

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Sep 7 2005 4:56PM
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Freestyla_01
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I'm telling you guys, the hug thing never fails.

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Sep 8 2005 1:25AM
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Sir.Pete
Posts: 1617 - Karma: 84
just spit on her face.. she'll prolly get some in her mouth.. then u can just be all like " well fuck bitch. u already got my spit in u. may as well get my cock in there too" and ur set. never fails. i promise

Sep 8 2005 1:49AM
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MADr.
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actually, if you like her more than just a bang it and leave it type of thing, then just ask her.

any girl ive ever done that with always thinks its cool and we usually end up...

weeeelll, dooin it in da butt

have you tried dooin it in da butt?

just take it from Leon Phelps

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-It was a 38, the poor man's machete
-Held it in my hand thinkin damn man its heavier than expected
-wedged it behind my belt buckle, knowin that its evil, even thought i could smell trouble
-the extra strength felt weak, but over there on the corner, saw what i need and proceeded to cross the street
-put the heat in a mailbox, to lose it
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Sep 8 2005 1:53AM
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headair
Posts: 118 - Karma: 10
just go up to her and be like listen bitch im not leaving without a kiss u will have to put a restraining order on me if i dont get a kiss tonight and then if thats doesnt work just punch her cunt and tell her she should stop shitting her pants it isnt attractive bitch

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Sep 8 2005 2:14AM
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Watsonslives
Posts: 26 - Karma: 10
forget the kiss...grab her boobs then run

Sep 8 2005 11:07AM
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SSteezle
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failed attempt at being funny


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Sep 8 2005 3:41PM
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