Bear with me...this one's worth it.
There's a fly flying above a lake. And, there is a fish that sees the fly and says, 'When the fly goes down to the water, I'm going to jump out and eat the fly.' There is a bear that sees what's going on. The bear says, 'The fly will go down to the water, the fish will jump out of the water to eat the fly, and I am going to eat the fish.' There is also a hunter eating a cheese sandwich that is watching all of this. He says, 'The fly will go down to the water, the fish will jump out of the water to eat the fly, the bear will eat the fish, and I'm going to shoot the bear.' There is a mouse watching all of this and says, 'The fly will go down to the water, the fish will jump out of the water to eat the fly, the bear will eat the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich, and I am going to run out and get the cheese sandwich.' There is also a cat watching all of this who says, 'The fly will go down to the water, the fish will jump out of the water to eat the fly, the bear will eat the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich, the mouse will run out to get the cheese sandwich, and I am going to get the mouse.'
So it all happens.
The fly goes down to the water, the fish jumps out of the water to eat the fly, the bear eats the fish, the hunter shoots the bear and drops his cheese sandwich, the mouse runs out to get the cheese sandwich, the cat lunges at the mouse, the mouse sees the cat and ducks, and the cat misses and flys into the lake.
What is the moral of the story? When the fly goes down the pussy gets wet.
