Replying to Cool questions/philosphy

What's up? Decided to start this thread with cool questions/paradoxes/ideas...please add?
IF GOD CAN DO ANYTHING CAN HE MAKE A CHILI PEPPER SO HOT HE CAN'T EAT IT?

IF THE WORLD REALLY STARTED WITH THE BIG BANG WHAT WAS THERE BEFORE...DID TIME EVEN EXIST?


If god can do anything can he make a chili pepper so hot he can't eat it?
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