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I think I killed a seagull tonite...
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Anyways I was playing golf and I just lost to my bro and was pretty pissed so i threw a golf ball at a flock of seagulls and it hit one of them. It nailed it pretty hard and it got up, puked, and tried to fly away. I'm pretty sure I broke its wing cause it couldnt fly anymore. Now I feel pretty bad, and I'm probably going to hell, but I really cant believe I actually hit the fucking bird. DAMN!
one a funnier note, after the seagull puked another seagull came and started eating its puke, pretty gross...
'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
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jesse hit a seagull with a golfclub last summer.. it died.
stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
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i cant kill animals
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a little bird with a car, many many ants, spyders, mosquitos ... if you count, you won't stop
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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
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my ducks formed a cult last night
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i was pissed at that. it was the chillest seagull ever, he just wanted to hang out with us. he wasn't even flying away or anything. and what does jesse do? grab his bloody 3 wood and take the bird's head off. i was in disgust.
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u have a veary angry sig.
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and pretty old actually. maybe i will change it
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FACE YOUR FEARS, LIVE YOUR DREAMS!!
PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
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you lost you bro?
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me either
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well its about time, those fuckers annoy the hell out of me. but never kills bees or waps or spiders.
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Maybe you jsut made it dislexic, that's why it can't fly.
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my friend threw a rock at a duck once and broke its neck...its head just fell over and went under the water and its mom was going crazy... so my friend went into the water and brought the duck back to his house to try and fix it,(cuz he felt bad) and put it in his dog cage. but his dog got mad that night and ate the duck so it wasnt a happy ending...
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hahaha i saw a gorilla that kept throwing up and eating it. I would post the pictures, but my scanner is broken. It was so nasty, and yet i couldnt turn away.
Not so funny meow, is it?
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you idiot, dislexic means you can't read
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i can't even kill an ant or spider
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my cousin used to throw baseballs at seagulls cuz he thought it was funny... i thought it was mean.. then one time he threw a shovel and hit this little bird instead of a seagull n it died :-(
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^^thats sad
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i hit like 3 porkepines one night. they don't move at all and they are hard to see at night. it made me feel bad afterwords.
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yeah guys, I really didnt think I would hit the fucking thing, but when I did I felt so bad. Oh well tho what can you do, those fucking things just shit everywhere and ruin my golf course so i guess its for the best. But it would sure suck to be that seagull right aobut now...
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^ Yeah dude that would be pretty bad. But seagulls are sweet, I'd never have the heart to snipe one out with a golf ball, ever.
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ahahahaha, yeah i have never felt so bad aobut nailing something so well before.
'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
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Yeah i just emailed that to Peta and um expect some blood thrown on you tomorrow morning and the worst 12 hours of your life
ANIMAL KILLER!
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theyr so anoying, but you break its leg and fall in love with it
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i shot a grouse in the face with a 12guage shotgun. i'm pretty sure it died, cause i ate it that night.
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seagulls are rats with wights damnit
go with the flow
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ahahaha, altho i feel bad about killing a bird, I wouldnt give a shit about killing one of those animal rights activists. They need to get a fucking life.
'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
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pssh seagulls are bitches...they take my food if I leave it unattended.
now, my brother hit a flock of canadian geese when I was playing with him. most of them flew away, but one that he nailed directly just sat there and didn't move. that was kind of sad, because it reminded me of Fly Away Home....when there's one bird who can never fly.
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one time i shot a bird wit a bb gun and it hit its head.it was sitting on a branch and when i hit it didnt even fly ,it just sat upright for a second and then fell straight down about 50'.i felt bad and never shot at any anymore.my friend also hit a bird and it was still alive when we found it o we got the barrel about 3' away and killed it.
my bird hunting days are over
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thats kinda funny but i would be sad if i did it
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dont kill!
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Oh yeah, well one time I was driving, and this squirrel ran out into the street and I hit him. And he didn't die right then, but he was limping and stuff, I'm pretty sure he died right after.
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wtf.. ur ducks can use a computer ...
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yea like 2 days ago i was sittin in my room and my mom yelled up to me that a rabbit was eatin her flowers so i pulled out my 22. so i got all set up and whistled real quick to get him to turn towards me then i shot him. the funny thing is i shot him right between the eyes and when i went to pick him up he was plopped on his back with all 4's in the air
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hahahaha. you're funny.
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what if they gather troops and come after ElGato? he'll be happy he kept shooting...
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i almost hit a bird with a ball. it was about 100 yards away. i hit it was my driver.
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i shot a mouse with my bow and arrow
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that made no sense.
'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
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did anyone see when randy johnson hit a bird while he was pitching, omg that was hilarious all of a sudden u see a puff of feathers
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i thought seagulls could not burp so how can they throw up?
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if you wanna know something really fun to do to seagulls put a dip of tabacoin a ball of bread and feed it to the gull they get so fucked up its hilarious
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ahahha dishwalla ur a pussy, u feel bad? wow killing birds and other small animals/rodents is fun
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