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I just dumped a bowl full of hot ramen noodles on my crotch.
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I was eating a bowl of ramen noodles in my boxers, and my brother threw a tennis ball at me, and it knocked the bowl out of my hands and directly onto my wee. I am in a rediculus amount of pain rigt now
i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182
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hahahaha that will teach u
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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
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i have a table with little holes in it (for that game called cribbige or something) and i spilled half of a ramen bowl into it.
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first time youve been hot down there
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
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i did that one too, and i burned my butt and my foot really bad. my butt was ok, but my foot started blisteing and now it's scarred.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
------Julian
M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
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done that with cereal b4, 2 times in a row within like 10 mins
what's up now bitch
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ACLs suck
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burrrrrrrnnnnnnn.
thats a pun bitches.
(zach)
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yes a completely unintended one im geussing
oh and to top that shit off, an elephant ran over my dad that was awkward-bhill
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^what?
i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182
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i bet this kid can go the month of september with out masturbating now
oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080
fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49
talking about how dope the blue screen of death is
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-Ross
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haha ^
'ya thats right, im fucking crazy, whats up?'
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own your brother tonight
Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.
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Snowboarding is for girls :- Riding with your legs apart
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ive spilled boiling water on my leg and chest haha to you
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is your leg and chest your testicles? no
i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182
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yea thats why i said haha to the dude that did
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Ramen noodles? I haven't eaten them, but if you added that spice paste into it, then...it must have been very, very curry.
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speaking of burning, lol, im not a nice lifeguard and when people break rules i make them do stuff like crunches, push ups, walk around the pool w. hands on their ankles, well, apparently some one else took it a step forward and made some annoying preteen dude lie down on a hot bench, funny/mean except the kid got 1st degree burns and now we can only just bench people
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riding a bike is now my least favorite activity
i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182
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