Let me explain something to you. I'm from the old school, you understand. I'll treat you right. There ain't nothing in this world I wouldn't do for you, baby. You know what I'm saying?
When you and I go out to eat, I'm gonna pull out your chair for you to sit down. This is a classy maneuver that means I respect you and know how to treat you right. And during our dinner together I'm gonna be whispering in your ear a sweet stream of compliments regarding your exquisite beauty. 'Baby,' I'll say, 'your lips are like a luscious, red ocean of desire. And my lips will be like a boat upon that ocean.' And any other variety of compliment.
And when it comes down to making love, I'm going to touch your body like it's never been touched before. I will remove my hat upon your request, because that is the right thing to do. I will be remembered as the best lover in your life, because I treat my lover right. And when I'm making love to you, I will say, 'Ooh, sugar... Yeah... Mmm... Mmm-Mmm... Damn...'
'You are mine,' I will say with a warm smile. Then I will rub your feet for several hours in front of the fire while we listen to Keith Sweat.
When we go to the park, I will whisper to you, 'My sweet baby, your eyes are like pearls and your hair is like moon beams.' I will caress your hand. And I will then get on my knees in front of the park bench and say to you, 'I am your man. I would do anything for you, baby. Anything at all.' I will then present you with a beautiful diamond. This is how you will be treated, because you are my special one and only.
Baby, you look so good right now, I wanna get freaky with you right here on this table.
One night, you and I will take a romantic ride in a horse and carriage through town. That will be the night I will profess my love to you. 'Baby, you got to me mine—forever in my life,' I will say. Then I will take you home and feed oysters to you by candlelight, my sweet chocolate pudding. I will do this all night long. All night long.
You and I will take a bubble bath, and I will rub you from head to toe, every move slow and sophisticated. I will even remove my ring for the event. We will drink champagne in the bath tub until dawn, and I will sing to you, 'You are the only one in my life, You are the one I dream of, My heart, my soul, my life is yours.'
I would do anything for you. I will rub your body with exotic oils. I treat my baby right.
C walkin on you prankstas'