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Grizzly Bear or Silver Back Gorilla

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skisebski
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who would win in a fight, a grizzly bear during the mating season, or a silver back during the mating season, i think its a pretty tough call, what do you think?

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Aug 31 2005 2:30PM
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twix_182
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the gorilla would most likely win because he can hold a machete

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 31 2005 2:31PM
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twix_182
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and an elephant gun

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 31 2005 2:31PM
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skisebski
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but he doesnt have weapons ok?

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Aug 31 2005 2:31PM
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Salomonman
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silver back id say, but against a polar bear, it might be a different story, crazy muthas
but, everyone knows a hippo could beat a grizzly and a silver back at the same time

Aug 31 2005 2:33PM
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grizzly

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Aug 31 2005 2:36PM
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twix_182
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still the gorilla, he could go on top of a tree, wait for the bear t osleep, thn land on him and just punch him in the face. he could also punch him in the throat too. then he'd wrap his armes around it's head, and break it's neck. that is almost exactly how it will go everytime a bear fights the gorilla

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 31 2005 2:36PM
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gorilla any day


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Aug 31 2005 2:42PM
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hahaha twix you just put the funniest image in my head ahaha.

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Aug 31 2005 2:45PM
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almostaskier
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dude, a gorillaz head is like the size of my torso... it would own the bear, its so strong and agile, and opposable toes and fingers kick butt when it comes to strangleing the poor defenseless omnivore...

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Aug 31 2005 3:09PM
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Quinny
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The grizzly bear would win. A silverback gorilla would get its ass owned.

Gorillas don’t have claws...while grizzly bears has HUGE claws. Whats the gorilla going to do, throw punches? All the Grizzly bear would need is one swipe of the paw to severely wound the silverback.

The gorilla would probably lose if it tried wrestling too. The average male silverback weighs between 350 and 600 lbs...while the average male grizzly bear weighs between 500 and 900 lbs. The largest Grizzly bear recorded was over 2,500 lbs (largest polar bear was 2,210 btw).

No contest, the bear would win in a strait up fight

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Aug 31 2005 3:35PM
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i was gonna say that, to lazy tho...so thanks lol

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Aug 31 2005 3:37PM
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bermbuster49
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sure you were haha, quinny is like the smartest dude ever


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Aug 31 2005 3:42PM
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Luc.
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gorilla for sure

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Aug 31 2005 3:43PM
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haha i guess i wasnt gonna go into much detail, i was just gonna point out the obvious fact that grizzlys are big motherfuckers with claws

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Aug 31 2005 3:45PM
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Sixstep32
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I'm with the grizzly bear man, there insane, you can shoot out there legs and they will still drag themselves after you. Fuckin relentless and yeah those claws are bloody gruesome. The gorilla would get ripped apart.


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Aug 31 2005 3:45PM
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gorillas love big bananas, grizzlys love fish...enuff said

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Aug 31 2005 3:50PM
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almostaskier
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you make a good point.... but quinny, to defy your knowledge, my gorilla will still win, using its back as a refelctor, blinding the bear, then taking it out using some mad kung fu...

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Aug 31 2005 4:00PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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im not sure....gorrilla i heard is the strongest animal. can bench over 800lbs. they could punch or throw poop at the bear. its a toughy


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Aug 31 2005 4:25PM
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yes but bears come from canada, and we all kno how badass us canadians are

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Aug 31 2005 4:26PM
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yeah but africans are gangster now


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Aug 31 2005 4:41PM
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u make a good point, and gorillas are better at skiing...no one wants bear steeze now do they

on the other hand grizzly steeze sounds cool, i got dibs on grizzly steeze

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Aug 31 2005 4:43PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahaha grizzly steeze...thats like roaring down the hill and slashing massive gloves at little joeys


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Aug 31 2005 4:44PM
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u can have grizzly steeze on a vertical tree jib

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Aug 31 2005 4:45PM
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SimonFiller
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The grizzly bear would win. A silverback gorilla would get its ass owned.


Aug 31 2005 4:49PM
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skisebski
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i dunno, gorilla's are more coordinated. they can throw crazy punches n shit.

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Aug 31 2005 4:53PM
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Gorilla would stomp would stomp the shit out of a bear

Gorillas dont think twice about stomping faggot bears






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Aug 31 2005 4:57PM
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SimonFiller
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grizzlies are over 10ft tall and kill anything with one swipe...plus they haul ass like you wouldnt believe

Aug 31 2005 5:01PM
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Skipig25
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hell yea. a male griz's paws are pretty much a 14" frying pan with claws on it. How would you like a swipe to the face with that one. oh and what about the stories about griz's getting shot 3 times in the head, and still keep coming at the hunter. SHOT. what is the monkey gonna do, punch him?

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Aug 31 2005 5:06PM
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Frostfired
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the gorilla would win cuz hes smart
he'll lye on his back and pretend to be dead and the bear will be like what the fuck then the gorilla would punch that mother fucker in the throut and be like what now bitch cuz gorillas is gangster

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Aug 31 2005 5:08PM
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SimonFiller
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some grizzlies have such tough and thick heads that you can shoot at them in the head all day witha .40 cal and they will keep coming at you.

Aug 31 2005 5:18PM
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and while the gorrila is using his intelligence to play dead, the grizzly will eat him.

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Aug 31 2005 5:20PM
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SimonFiller
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grizzlies are crazy smart. they actually have tracked people before. they come up behind them and slice their heads off.

Aug 31 2005 5:25PM
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and they can catch fish without a rod...now im not sure about u, but i believe that takes skill

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Aug 31 2005 5:28PM
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twix_182
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but, gorillas can just go full speed at them while they're runng at each other and can drop kick him in the face.

they can come from behind and slam his fist down on his spine.

they can grab the bears legs, rip them of, then stab him with his own claws. then if more come, he can use the leg as a spear and also can rip off the claws and throw them like ninja stars.

the possibilities are endless.


Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 31 2005 5:52PM
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SimonFiller
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14 ft tall

Aug 31 2005 5:57PM
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brogilvie
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Hahaha, I looked deeper into this question, and even went to askjeeves.com, and he never fibs. But I found so many other Forum Based websites, asking this same or similar question in this thread.

Here are some of the pages....

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread/t-138177.html

http://www.icalledit.com/forums/archive/t-1483.html

http://community.discovery.com/1/OpenTopic?m=828102745&a=tpc&cdra=Y&s=6941912904&f=16010835

http://b3.ezboard.com/fthemidnightsunfrm1.showMessage?topicID=276.topic

And thats all, I wanted to post. Sorry if they dont turn blue, so they are links. Im link dumb.

But I say the Fuckin Gorrilla



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Aug 31 2005 6:39PM
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skisebski
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ahahaha, this awesome. im glad i made this thread.lol. ask all your friends!!!!

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Aug 31 2005 6:55PM
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i would say the gorrila


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Aug 31 2005 7:41PM
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whoever shaves their ass deserves to be mauled

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Aug 31 2005 7:44PM
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Pklink04
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the grizzly would get in some good shots, but the problem is that the gorilla is smarter and it would fight dirty, like cheap shots, knees to the groin, that kind of fighting, someone should talk with Don King about it



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Aug 31 2005 7:58PM
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assassin167
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u guys are stupid a grizzley would rip the things head off they are over 5 tons and when standing can be over 7 feet tall... they can run 30mph it would fuck the gorilla up

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 31 2005 8:19PM
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assassin167
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and a kodiac bear is bigger than that he could prolly fuck up both at the same time... i wanna see a tag team.. kodaic bear+polar bear vs. Gorilla and lion

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 31 2005 8:20PM
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hucker22
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that is so crazy to think about. hmmm i would go with the bear they are mean motherfuckers. the gorilla doesnt have claws or huge teeth. if i bear can get shot in the dope 3 times and all the gorilla can do is punch then the bear will win

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Aug 31 2005 8:35PM
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the gorrila would win, he would throw dookie at the bear, and the bear would catch ecoli, eventually dying

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Aug 31 2005 8:39PM
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R-Bertsch
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whoever says the bear is retarded in my opinion, just look of at the picure of the bear standing up and how dumb he looks, i could compare it to a retard. Then look at the silverback picture, it looks like hes about to beat some little grizzle bitch ass. Silverbacks can run standing up and are much more agile than a bear. The bear would get its ass handed to him

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Aug 31 2005 8:40PM
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Uhhhhh, they are over 5 tons and 7 feet tall?


Aug 31 2005 8:46PM
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i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 31 2005 8:47PM
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pierceme
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last i heard bears arent very good jumpers, so how would a bear avoid all the barrels coming his way???





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Aug 31 2005 8:48PM
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i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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Aug 31 2005 8:51PM
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assassin167
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved
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