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bigdoubler125805y
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she has got to be the hottest tennis player to set foot on the court. i think i'm gonna go watch the us open right now to see if her match is on.

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Aug 30 2005 9:38AM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
i'm gonna have to disagree i think Anna Kournikova is hotter than Maria Sharapova

oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080
fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49
talking about how dope the blue screen of death is

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Aug 30 2005 9:58AM
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hucker22
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yep

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Aug 30 2005 9:59AM
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cobalt
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yeah but kournakova sucks at tennis.

Aug 30 2005 10:00AM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
yeah she is fucking terrible at singles

oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080
fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49
talking about how dope the blue screen of death is

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Aug 30 2005 10:01AM
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twix_182
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i could own both of them using my penis as a racket

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Aug 30 2005 10:06AM
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Frostfired
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haha twix you always know the right thing to say

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Aug 30 2005 10:20AM
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asac
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i get a boner everytime i hear her name. OH MARIA!






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Aug 30 2005 10:23AM
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KingShit
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Anna definetly takes it, she has more class to her I think.

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Aug 30 2005 10:36AM
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LostCarKeys
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so fine...




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Aug 30 2005 10:45AM
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french_fry
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No way, Sherapova's wayyyyy hotter, and she just turned 18





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Aug 30 2005 11:07AM
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J.D.
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The original post sums up my opinion on this very nicely. Holy crap that girl has legs.

Aug 30 2005 11:20AM
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jukebox_7
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i don't know bout u guys but i wouldn't mind jumpin on serena williams, she's some ghetto tennis booty..hahaha

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Aug 30 2005 11:22AM
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SSteezle
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i wanna stick that shit lousy!

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Aug 30 2005 11:23AM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
wait whos username is that

oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080
fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49
talking about how dope the blue screen of death is

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Aug 30 2005 12:21PM
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Salomonman
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she could kick your ass, id be careful with that crazy bitch

Aug 30 2005 1:24PM
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(Jonesy)
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no, she says her name is elena. so i don't think so

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Aug 30 2005 1:48PM
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mmkay577
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sharapova is blazin







I was just about to say that
Aug 30 2005 2:06PM
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010
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i saw some fucking smoking girl a few days ago in the us open id say she was hotter than both sharapova and kournakova... but i cant remember her name fuck. also, isnt maria sharapova like 6'3" or something?

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Aug 30 2005 2:33PM
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St.Steezy
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^no she's 6'2




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Aug 30 2005 2:34PM
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Anathema
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i'd say she's pretty fuckin hot..


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Aug 30 2005 2:47PM
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powder_2_the_people
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can she actually play tennis tho?


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Aug 30 2005 2:48PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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she's ranked #1 in the world...and she's 6 feet 1.5 inches

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Aug 30 2005 2:56PM
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J.D.
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^Exactly... that's what I'm saying about the legs. And because she gets to the finals, we actually get to see matches with her! It makes me happy. I'm such a tennis fan now.

Aug 30 2005 3:10PM
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cracko
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sharapovas way hotter and only 18

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Sep 14 2005 11:48AM
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Lanemeyers
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I'd rather bang the William's sisters...

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Sep 14 2005 11:54AM
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Sep 14 2005 11:57AM
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bret
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Maria's way hotter.




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Sep 14 2005 12:04PM
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ryan.c
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shes 6'5 or 6'4

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