This might be a really shitty idea, but I just started a cult for people who are into 2-stroke engines. I don't care if it's in a dirtbike, lawnmower, whatever.
Message me if you want in.
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WIND BLOWING HARD
KOMPRESSOR GREEN CARD
OUT OF HAND AND INTO FRONT YARD
PICK UP FROM LAWN
CONCLUSION FOREGONE
KEEP WALLET IN POCKET IF WIND IS STRONG