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Porn stash

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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
who's stash have you found before, that was hella akward?

Me, it was my boss' stash. It would've been alright, but he's a 51 year old asian.... took all my horny away

Aug 28 2005 6:37PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
the best scene is from baseketball when they are f'n around with the vibe and she goes "what are you doing in my moms drawer?"
Dec 5 2005 7:44PM
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east_american
Posts: 280 - Karma: 13
LMAO
Dec 5 2005 8:19PM
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Dr.Barq
Posts: 720 - Karma: 15
a few friends found this fids moms dildo they named it "big black" it was seriously like 20 inches long a few inches wide and black as night one of the funnist things ive ever seen
Dec 5 2005 8:25PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
sometimes we get those old shitty catalouges selling crap for homes like window chimes and shit and they have this chick with a vibe selling it as a "back massager" haha
Dec 5 2005 8:29PM
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therealshiznaz
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Once while I was babysitting a kid I found his parents stash by accident, kinda awkward...at least the kid wasn't right there asking what it was
Dec 5 2005 8:32PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
my friend found his mom's dildo once
Dec 5 2005 9:14PM
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t3shellvenom
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 56
i found my uncles..its dope. for some reason he has a vibrator though? is he bi?
Dec 5 2005 9:45PM
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SkiMN
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Why bother looking for somebody elses? Just make your own like I did, but don't get caught like I did.
Dec 5 2005 10:22PM
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jimmychung
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one time i was at home alone when a reminder came on for some porn movie on a channel we don't get, so it had to have been ordered. i didn't order it, my brother was probably 8 or 9 at the time, so i think it must've been my dad. no one was home, so i watched it.

kind of related, but no i've never found anyone's stash.
Dec 5 2005 10:24PM
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whattheshit
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my brother found my moms dildo. its dubbed the dolphin. because it has a dolphin for the....and this fucking kid man, he pulled this thing out of her closet to show his friends when they were over. and i just shook my head at him and laughed.

so my brother coming back from cancun found this dolphin pen thats makes a noise like a dolphin and now he writes with the dolphin pen at school as an inside joke for all his friends at school.

he is 17.
Dec 5 2005 10:28PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
that is.... neet-o, i'd cry if i found any powertools for the bedroom.
Dec 6 2005 7:35PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
my parents found a few pix i had of a girl from school. they asked who it was and i told them i didnt know. my mom was pretty mad and my dad followed along. they took the pix and then a week later i found them in my dresser where they were before...i think my dad gave them back but i never asked.
Dec 6 2005 8:02PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
AAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
Dec 6 2005 8:09PM
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Download-My-Apps
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cant say Ive ever found porn, but I once found naked pics of my parents. Ive never been so grossed out. I also told my parents and forced them to throw them out!

And my mom found it really funny, I did not
Dec 6 2005 8:19PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
baseketball is eeeeeeppppic
Dec 6 2005 8:56PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
My friend's parent's before they got divorced had a purple bag of dildos vibraters fake pussys and shit like that. He also found a game where you write down your "fantasy" and then do it. Anywho once when his parents were going on a trip they asked him to grab the purple bag for them. Also I've slept over there andyou can hear them fucking, and gothe next day in there and they'd been burning candles and it literally smelled like sex.
Dec 6 2005 9:06PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
well obviously homosexuality runs in the family
Dec 6 2005 9:10PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
in grade 7 my friend found his dad's stash and we were so excited and went to his place and watched movies for like 2 hours. Good times
Dec 6 2005 9:17PM
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lineskier10
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oh and my same neighbor who found his bros gay porn foud his moms dildo on the fucking counter of his parents bathroom when he went in there, i thought that was pretty funny
Dec 6 2005 9:27PM
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jambone
Posts: 934 - Karma: 11
my grandpas entire playboy collection from when the first came out till now.
Dec 6 2005 9:27PM
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4frntmorrison
Posts: 660 - Karma: 10
one of my friend's dads keeps his playboys mixed in with others right beside the bed. and one kid that i know his step dad had a bunch of playboys and his mom had like 4 dildos
Dec 6 2005 10:08PM
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JackieTreehorn
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this is one of the funniest things i have ever read!
Dec 7 2005 5:39AM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
I keep all my porno in a folder called "Not Porno"
Dec 7 2005 7:39AM
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truckerhucker
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ya i found our tenant's haha just a bunch of playboy and stuff
Dec 7 2005 9:33AM
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