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Porn stash

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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
who's stash have you found before, that was hella akward?

Me, it was my boss' stash. It would've been alright, but he's a 51 year old asian.... took all my horny away

Aug 28 2005 6:37PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
phils dad's stash. it was all bjs.

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Aug 28 2005 6:39PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
a bunch of friends and some family

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Aug 28 2005 7:25PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I wish I had one

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Aug 28 2005 7:32PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
iv found a couple of ppls on their computer
its either in the files that look most inocent or the recycling bin

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Aug 28 2005 7:35PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
man id love to find a porn stash. im pretty sure my dad has one somewhere i saw him lookin at sex books in the story once

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Aug 28 2005 7:36PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
^^ oldschool porn is dirty, i for sure read the mags he had, cover to cover and one was from the 70's....they had a thing with fucking in forests and letting er' grow wild.


Aug 28 2005 7:40PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
one of my uncles or grandfathers playboys and stuff in my grandparents attic...its like late 80s stuff so not like that gross

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Aug 28 2005 7:41PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
my friends dad

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Aug 28 2005 7:54PM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
My freinds dad during hide and go seek, Funnest Game of hide and g seek ever,

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Aug 28 2005 9:16PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
my dad just leaves the urls in history. its pretty disturbing, but he has taste

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Aug 28 2005 9:16PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
my ex girlfriend and i were looking for a pair or shoe laces, don't ask why, and we found her dads stash that included flavored condoms (banana i think), some playboys, and the pam and tommy tape i think?






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Aug 28 2005 9:31PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
found my dads biker chick mag once when i was like 5 got my first woody

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Aug 28 2005 9:32PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i was looking for a 9mm wrench and i opened the one thing and there was a playboy in it on the bottom haha.


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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 28 2005 9:33PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i found my dads in his closet when I was looking for some dress socks.

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Aug 29 2005 1:34AM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
Everyone seems to be finding their dad's... no one has found their mom's?
I did once. God help me. Vibrators, magazine, movies........ moooooommmmmy

Aug 29 2005 1:54AM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
i found the mother lode. a friend of ours has a hunting cabin down the road from ours and has playboy from 1980's-present and all kinds of other mags (like 500) all over his cabin. you could burn porn as firewood and heat the cabin all deer season.

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Aug 29 2005 2:01AM
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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
I found my dad's stash when I was looking for a mortal's soul, it was behing the medicine cloud.

Aug 29 2005 2:31AM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
ya i found my moms not so cool. fuck im going to go puke now thinking about it


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sking with no poles is fun, but its like geting head from a guy, it's fun until you realize that you are gay- humofrio


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Aug 29 2005 2:41AM
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moc
Posts: 206 - Karma: 10
HAHA.. ur mom has a porn stash..

Aug 29 2005 4:14AM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
I found some pics on some discs for like 10 years ago which was my brothers. thats all

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Aug 29 2005 4:21AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my gf found mine on the computer and man did i have alot. stupid cunt deleted everything!



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Aug 29 2005 6:58AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
^Hahaha..getting jealous or what? :D

I found my grandpa's, but it was pretty weak.



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Aug 29 2005 7:58AM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
I found my teachers's porn stash one time it was the crazy shiznat fuckin like asian persuaisan and fucking asain penetration nasty as shit man

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Aug 29 2005 8:57AM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
how the hell did you come across that?

i found my dads once... just a magazine but its nasty just thinkin about it...

live breathe then ski thats all that matters...


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Aug 29 2005 9:57AM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
he told me to get his stapler and gave me the keyes to his room and BAM it was just outta control

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Aug 29 2005 9:58AM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
this kid found dildos and shit





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Aug 29 2005 9:58AM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
.....sweet.....

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Aug 29 2005 10:00AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
found my friends dad, it was right next to his shitter

*NORTH EAST CULT*

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liberty skis
Aug 29 2005 10:08AM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
my friends dad keeps all of his dvd porn in the same library where his other movies are so everyone can see them. he doesnt care.

Aug 29 2005 10:18AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,725
My dad had his in the his gun cabinet. It had a fewDVDs and mags. My brother came across 120vids of 1min in his profile.



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Aug 29 2005 10:21AM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
120vids of 1min


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Aug 29 2005 10:23AM
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PIMP23
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
one time i found a dildo under PUSSYFOOTER the members bed

HE IS A HOMO LITERALLY

Aug 29 2005 4:12PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
i found a mag just sitting behind the bathroom door at my friends house. when i closed the door it was just sitting there in plain sight.

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Aug 29 2005 7:10PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
One of my frinds had a whole 40Gb Hard drive deticated to porn... oh the irony of hard drive and t being a porn stash... haha

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Aug 29 2005 7:34PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
My mom found mine twice, the first time she repremanded me cause i was like 12. But she found it this year (im 18), and she was like proud of me. "So i guess your a boob-man was all she said"




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Aug 29 2005 9:15PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
sounds like your bud needs a girl friend

Aug 29 2005 9:23PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
there was a porn stash in a bathroom in a convienience store









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Aug 29 2005 9:34PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
i found bons dildo once, named willy

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liberty skis
Aug 29 2005 9:39PM
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frogger69
Posts: 664 - Karma: 16
i rent a cabin every yuear from a guys whos like 60 and hes got hundreds of playboys... i think he has the whole collection from like 1950
Dec 5 2005 4:51PM
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sethpistol02
Posts: 390 - Karma: 10
my mom works for my grandfathers company and she was helping this guy with his comp and when he was gone she found gay sex on there..... tell me thats not fuckin nasty
Dec 5 2005 4:55PM
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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
my friend has about 120 gigs of porn on his computer... we an watch porn for 2 years straight
Dec 5 2005 4:59PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
I found my dads porn. It's all ghetto, it's taped off of the playboy channel. There are a bunch of short movies on it. There is this one called "Vietnameses Sleeze" There is this Vietnamese chick and this tour guide in this museum and he shows her one of the rooms and he pulls out his wallet and shows her pictures of his niece and says "It's an uncanny similarity" and she says " I don't care i just want you to fuck me" and then they start doing the matress mambo. There is this other one where the dude is about to blow his load and my dad changes the channel to golf and it stays there for about 10 minutes. Then I think my dad fell asleep because he changed back to the porn and the time runsd out and the screen goes back to the main order screen.
Dec 5 2005 6:13PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
one time my neighbor and i were chillin and he found all this gay porn that had been set as the background or something, it turned out to be his older bros, and thats how we found out he was gay, its kinda funny when you think about it though
Dec 5 2005 6:18PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
yup friends dad...tried to mix the playboys in with the espn magazines
Dec 5 2005 6:19PM
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STAUSS
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my dads desktop.
Dec 5 2005 6:22PM
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JamesB
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
my dads windows media player and in this drawer with like wires and random books. its like anniversy playboy shit
Dec 5 2005 7:00PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
"Pussyfooter". His stash was all furries and dildos.
Dec 5 2005 7:10PM
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troublemakerCO
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THAT is fucking awkward....
Dec 5 2005 7:16PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
I was at another friends house who I didn't really know and we were looking for a football in the basement and I found pics of the kids mom taking it in the face from not her husband and some other random gross shots of hairy box being stuffed by some random dude while hubby watched
Dec 5 2005 7:22PM
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timmi
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this girl i know, used to sit in the next room while her parents were having sex, and use her moms dildo. that is fucked up. she is like 14.
Dec 5 2005 7:42PM
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