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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
meh, im bored and insomniaic

mine was by far getting wasted with a capital a one night, waking up in the mrning with none of my friends speaking to me and no memory of last night, than finding out that id been stripping and wanking in front of them and that they'd had to help me into the shower where i could piss and puke freely


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Aug 27 2005 6:26PM
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shanemcfalls
Posts: 2096 - Karma: 543
haha that is a pretty good one.

Aug 27 2005 6:27PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
^^^ thats funny






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Aug 27 2005 6:28PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
the worst part is that i found out about it like a week later when they were talking behind my back in class.


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Aug 27 2005 6:29PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
haha wankin it with them there. musta been one awkward night. i can just imagine everyone being silent and staring at each other while your like"look what i can do"

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 27 2005 6:37PM
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Balgus
Posts: 474 - Karma: 14
did you just drink? cause i dunno no matter how drunk ,i dont think youd stripe or jack off in front of your friends unless you had some sort of interest deep down or be midly gay...

anyway it sounds funny thaugh

Aug 27 2005 7:35PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
i had 50cl of 40% vodka after not drinking for like 2 months


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Aug 27 2005 7:37PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
im gonna have to say the time my friend hit me after lacrosse practice and the whole team just drove by laughing at us...even though it wasnt my fault

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Aug 27 2005 7:38PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
I was on webcam with this girl, and i forgot about it and started whacking off, with the webcam still on.

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Aug 27 2005 9:01PM
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Balgus
Posts: 474 - Karma: 14
hahaha now thats funny

Aug 27 2005 9:01PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
hooked up with a gross girl when i was tanked






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Aug 27 2005 9:10PM
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freshpowder41
Posts: 725 - Karma: 14
wow thats really impressive

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Aug 27 2005 9:15PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I was handcuffed to a bed naked and her mom walked in while she was out ...
"Ummm hey, Mrs Hanson, beautiful weather we're having huh?"


Aug 27 2005 9:26PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
^bullshit. even if i was true, why the fuck would she leave you chained up naked with her parents home..

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Aug 27 2005 10:17PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
same..all my friends give me shit now.

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Aug 27 2005 10:19PM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
the funniest one definatley wqs with the guy wacking off with the webcam on

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Aug 27 2005 10:28PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
I'm dead serious. I was in grade 12 and she was gonna give me a lap dance, but the CD was in another room downstairs where her room was. Her dad was out of town, her brother was out for the night, and her mom was sick in bed. But for some reason came downstairs to check on her or something, I didnt really ask why she wasdown there....
I couldnt even cover myself up, my hands were cuffed to the bed, and i had a raging hard on. It was terrible...

Aug 27 2005 10:38PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
oh....oh my god......oh....jeezus^

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Aug 27 2005 10:39PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
yeah.... same here.




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Aug 27 2005 10:48PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
ahaha the handcuff thing and the wacking off one take the cake.


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Aug 27 2005 11:01PM
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Sheltron3030
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 110
id been dating my bf for 2 months and never told me parents about him...had him over when my rents werent home.....dad came home early to find some random guy going down on me....i was completly naked...

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Aug 29 2005 12:46PM
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Anathema
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so me and a few buddies are drinking on a golf course, shitting in the holes, fucking up the greens and shit.. it was like 2:00am or something, and we sat down and started to play cards. i think the game was 'fuck' and whoever lost the round had to do something stupid that the others had to decide on. of course, i lost, and my little dare was to moon the next car that drove by (which wasn't that often because it was really late). and not just any moon.. it had to be one of those pants around the ankle moons where you could see the ballsack hangin down. so the next car starts to come, and i fuckin start dancing on the road with my pants around my ankles, ballsack flapping and all. the car starts to slow down, and pulls almost beside me, and the window rolls down and the lady says 'justin... justin'. of course, i didn't quite catch on at the time, for i was pretty tanked (colt45 does it everytime) and then my friend Jenn, who was kinda hiding off to the side while i performed my stunt screamed. 'AHHHHHHH, THAT'S MY MOM!!!!!' so i ran the fuck out of there, and it was shitty because my family and her family are good friends. it was always seeing them after that, always having my drunken episodes in the back of my mind.

damn son..


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Aug 29 2005 12:53PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
haha that and the computer ones are pretty bad

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Aug 29 2005 2:33PM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
i used to dance. i did it for 13 years. anyways, when i was 13, i had this costumn that had really loose straps. and i didnt wear a bra. well.... half way thru my routine/ dance (ON STAGE IN FRONT OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE!!) my top of my costumn fell off and everyone could see my chest. i was mortified. what was even worse was my mom video taped it and we still have it on tape and everyone still always laughs!!!


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Aug 29 2005 2:44PM
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murphski
Posts: 1259 - Karma: 13
i have a semi attractive spanish teacher, shes 26 and the head cheerleading coach at our high school. to be honost i would fuck the shit out of her.

so one day we had to give a presentation in spanish about our most embarrassing moment. I didnt have one so i made one up. My story was: I was skiing, saw a hot chick tried to show off by grinding a rail and nutted it.

when i was done telling the story my teacher asked "whats grinding a rail?" and me not thinking about anything except fucking her my reply was "i think you know what it means, then i winked" never been thrown in the hall quicker.

but i then apologized and she said it was fine. she said she would have laughed it was just me and her but not the whole class becuase she has to maintain a level of respect.

shes so hot

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Aug 29 2005 2:44PM
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awsomecoolguy
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 13
^hahahaha thats wins

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
Aug 29 2005 2:57PM
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chickonsticks
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
hahaha the spanish teacher is freaking awesome....sos the one about the mom who walked in on the handcuffed guy hahha!!! too bad she wasnt a MILF?

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Aug 29 2005 3:38PM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
ha that spanish teacher one is classic.




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Aug 29 2005 3:46PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
lol ya the spanish teacher is great...and you have to love the beating off to a webcam lol

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Aug 29 2005 3:57PM
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PIMP23
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
well i was fucking a chick and called her the wrong name drunk as hell though


Aug 29 2005 4:14PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9300 - Karma: 7,700
that just made my signature, haahhahaha

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Aug 29 2005 4:28PM
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PIMP23
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
ya that one is fucking hilarious


Aug 29 2005 4:33PM
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