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Post Your Most difficult Riddle.

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Balgus
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Lets see how smart the Ns Community is?

it is possible that there is already a thread going on this topic i didn't bother searching it.

Aug 27 2005 2:38PM
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skierman_number1
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There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies.

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

Aug 27 2005 2:45PM
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soup
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^ummmm...is there an ending to that one or no

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Campbell

Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea. and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honaley - The Mamas and The Papas
Aug 27 2005 2:46PM
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Shadows
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thats not a riddle^

Aug 27 2005 2:46PM
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(Jonesy)
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A man dies and finds himself on a straight country road. He walks along the road till he comes to a fork. One way leads to heaven, the other, hell. In between the roads is a bench, and sitting on the bench are two people. One of them only tells the truth, the other only lies.
What question would you ask them in order to find out which way leads to heaven?

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Aug 27 2005 2:50PM
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crooks
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idk what do u ask them

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Sean

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
Aug 27 2005 2:51PM
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(Jonesy)
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this is the point of a riddle. let's see if someone can think this one through.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Aug 27 2005 2:53PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
Ive heard that 1 before, ummm, i forget but its obvious in the end

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Aug 27 2005 2:59PM
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Apple
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pff... thats easy. I saw it in labyrinth.

Ask one of them "Would He (refering to the other guy) tell me that this road leads to heaven"

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery
please pardon the cacography.
CCR
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DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
Aug 27 2005 2:59PM
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matthasaurusrex
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if a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around to hear it, i hate you.

yeah, i went there
Aug 27 2005 3:31PM
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powder_2_the_people
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mmm not so sure


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Fight the Fiat!!!
Aug 27 2005 3:34PM
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clova
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h is in the middle of nowhere

Aug 27 2005 5:17PM
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highfive
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it shines but it is not metal
it moves but it has no legs
it makes noise but it has no voice
you can find food in it
and you can put food in it

What is it?

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Coolidge St. Mtn - Elevation.... 5 feet.

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Aug 27 2005 5:22PM
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highfive
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Good enough... water.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Coolidge St. Mtn - Elevation.... 5 feet.

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
Aug 27 2005 5:26PM
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sugarnspice
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it's hard as rock but soft as silk
bumpy underneath, yet smooth on top
slim, fat, long, short, tall, wide
it can give, it can take
it is ever changing and makes many decisions


what is it?


official NS bitch
Aug 27 2005 5:33PM
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asac
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2+2=?






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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
Aug 27 2005 5:40PM
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Danger.
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4!

http://www.myspace.com/flashfiction
Aug 27 2005 5:54PM
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highfive
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my dick

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Coolidge St. Mtn - Elevation.... 5 feet.

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
Aug 27 2005 6:10PM
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SteezePatrol
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I think you got it

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon
And then stupid will take over the site, and man-whores like sugarnspice. - ride_like_fire

Aug 27 2005 6:15PM
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Leckett
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what came first: the chicken or the egg?

NS SKATEBOARD
Aug 27 2005 6:16PM
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SteezePatrol
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the chicken

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon
And then stupid will take over the site, and man-whores like sugarnspice. - ride_like_fire

Aug 27 2005 6:23PM
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marsland
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22

Aug 27 2005 6:26PM
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(Jonesy)
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apple got that one. the answer is
which way would the other guy say is the way to heaven.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Aug 27 2005 6:29PM
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Skipig25
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the egg. dinosaurs were having eggs before chickens were even around.

~Ben
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www.freeheellife.com

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Aug 27 2005 6:32PM
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*Fujative*
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i still dont get it


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Aug 27 2005 6:39PM
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(Jonesy)
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one guy always lies, and one guy always tells the truth. so if you ask, which way would the other guy say, then the liar would point to hell, and the truthful guy would anticipate this, and point the same way, so you would go the opposite way that they're telling you.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Aug 27 2005 6:43PM
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SteezePatrol
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bacteria evolved into beings, not eggs

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon
And then stupid will take over the site, and man-whores like sugarnspice. - ride_like_fire

Aug 27 2005 6:57PM
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Apple
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bacteria are beings....

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery
please pardon the cacography.
CCR
PPP
DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
Aug 27 2005 7:14PM
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Balgus
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1.What has fingers but can't type?

2.What has ears but can't hear?

3.What has arms but can't hug?

4.What has a head and a foot but no body?

5.What has a face but no head?

have fun


Aug 27 2005 7:19PM
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M+M
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1.What has fingers but can't type?
babe
2.What has ears but can't hear?
deaf guy
3.What has arms but can't hug?
retard
4.What has a head and a foot but no body?
bed
5.What has a face but no head?
earth

*NORTH EAST CULT*

matt
stept productions presents "BLUE PRINTS" comming fall of 05'

liberty skis
Aug 27 2005 7:28PM
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twix_182
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3.What has arms but can't hug?
chair

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
Aug 27 2005 7:30PM
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Balgus
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haha i like your answers however
1.glove
2.corn
3.chair
4.clock

Aug 27 2005 7:32PM
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Balgus
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wait i screwed thta up
4. is a bed
5. is a clock

Aug 27 2005 7:33PM
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skierman_number1
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Sorry mine is two riddles. The first one on top, and next one on bottom. It's not that hard to figure out.

Aug 27 2005 8:46PM
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396222687862
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if a cow laughs hard will milk come outta its nose?

-dad


Snow Mountain Powder o5-o6
Talking about School Drug Testing
"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
Aug 27 2005 8:51PM
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MitchPee
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#1 The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

#2 You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

#3 What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist
Aug 27 2005 9:03PM
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Capt.Flannel
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A murder comes into you're home and says "I'm gona murder one of your children". Which one do you let him kill?


(COMPLETELY wrong in the way I said it, but the basic point is there, haha)







Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb
Aug 27 2005 9:05PM
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Pklink04
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#3 Stamp



You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Aug 27 2005 9:06PM
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396222687862
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none i dont have children lol i dunno


Snow Mountain Powder o5-o6
Talking about School Drug Testing
"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
Aug 27 2005 9:06PM
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Capt.Flannel
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THe ugly one!







Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb
Aug 27 2005 9:07PM
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MESKI
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#1 is a coffin

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I Like to Ski
Aug 27 2005 9:07PM
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jib-unit00
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yhahahah

You enjoy myself

Underground Hip Hop Cult
PM to be invited
Aug 27 2005 9:08PM
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MitchPee
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yes now someone figure out #2

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist
Aug 27 2005 9:09PM
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jib-unit00
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2= corn

You enjoy myself

Underground Hip Hop Cult
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Aug 27 2005 9:10PM
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kickum
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What can you put in a barrell to make it lighter?

Whe you hate your job you dont strike. you just go in everyday and do it reeaally half-assed. its the American way!
Aug 27 2005 9:10PM
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MitchPee
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a hole

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist
Aug 27 2005 9:11PM
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396222687862
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um take the shit thats in it out and put a feather in?
???


Snow Mountain Powder o5-o6
Talking about School Drug Testing
"take a shit in the cup and say it was all that would come out, that will teach them" Such_is_life
Aug 27 2005 9:12PM
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bermbuster49
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yeah #2 is corn ?^^he beat me to it


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 27 2005 9:14PM
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bermbuster49
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ding ding ding


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 27 2005 9:14PM
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[~_~]
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1. I have no legs, I have no fun,
the stiller I stand the faster I run.

What am I?


2. I am heavy, but you throw me away
when I am not needed.

What am I?


3. You have a to left hand gloves,
what can you do to one of the
gloves to make them both fit?



because I like pooh.

hahaha stupid dolphins.
Aug 27 2005 9:15PM
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scientist
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#3 is turn it inside out

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Aug 27 2005 9:16PM
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